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"Gay marriage is impossible. Congress and the courts and the president can not change this any more than they can change gravity."
Meanwhile in the UK, Civil Partnerships go on - as they have done for years. Parliament and the courts here made homosexuality legal in 1967.
Reuters (London): Body of Sir Isaac Newton reported to be floating above the premises of the Royal Society. Scientists are analysing this new phenomenon, to the end of discovering antigravity.
12/30/2010 8:00:01 AM
I didn't realize that marriage was a fundamental law of the universe.
12/30/2010 8:21:04 AM
Funny. I heard physicists in Massachussets did it successfully in a laboratory.
12/30/2010 8:27:55 AM
"Gay marriage is impossible"
Argentina, Norway, Belgium, Portugal, Canada, South Africa, Iceland, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Connecticut, DC, Iowa, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire must be figments of our imagination.
12/30/2010 8:46:35 AM
Marriage is a legal contract. Contracts are always possible.
You don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
12/30/2010 8:55:54 AM
That's funny I thought it was happening (as of this writing) in Connecticut, the District of Columbia, Idaho, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, among the Coquille tribe and that's just the United States alone. In the rest of the world the following (as of this writing) perform them: Argentina, Belgium, Canada, Iceland, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, South Africa, Spain and Sweden and the federal district of Mexico.
Yea, impossible my ass.
12/30/2010 9:06:17 AM
It's jam every other day, so it's jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today!
And oh yes, I almost forgot. Off with his head!
12/30/2010 9:16:12 AM
Next in News: The Vatican decides to outlaw gravity.
12/30/2010 9:21:13 AM
Let me guess, because of your arbitrary definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, gay marriage is impossible, right? Well here's something you should try to learn, unlearner: you don't get to make those definitions stick in law. The Constitution says so. So suck it.
12/30/2010 9:27:47 AM
"It's jam every other day, so it's jam tomorrow and jam yesterday, but never jam today!"
As I've seen in many a pub (including my local boozer):
12/30/2010 10:40:58 AM
"Argentina, Norway, Belgium, Portugal, Canada, South Africa, Iceland, the Netherlands, Spain, Sweden, Connecticut, DC, Iowa, Massachusetts, and New Hampshire must be figments of our imagination."
Oh come on, everyone knows gravity stopped working there when they enacted gay marriage.
12/30/2010 11:33:53 AM
Such an impossibility as two gay men marrying each other would mean the Creation and the Resurrection were all fantasy!
12/30/2010 11:40:47 AM
JSS and Godbuster officially have the best comments thus far. I bestow upon the both of you:
12/30/2010 11:42:25 AM
You can't argue with stupid....
12/30/2010 12:58:24 PM
As I type this, I am sitting in a jurisdiction where same-sex marriage is legal, and yet -- Holy cow, why is my pen floating off into space like that?
12/30/2010 1:14:49 PM
You have the most appropriate user name i have ever seen.
12/30/2010 1:16:39 PM
Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.
12/30/2010 1:26:55 PM
I laughed aloud, nothing like tossing their own bullshit at them.
12/30/2010 1:37:22 PM
Wow! Twenty two words in a row.
12/30/2010 1:57:10 PM
it kills me i can't procreate...it is the one thing i want more than anything...and you fuckers....sorry
12/30/2010 2:44:30 PM
Why would someone choose "unlearner" as a handle. I can't think of anything more insulting. I'm calling POE.
12/30/2010 2:48:30 PM
If he/she is a Poe, he/she is a very dedicated one, having been posting on Free Republic since 2004.
12/30/2010 3:15:04 PM
Marriage is a civil contract. Civil authorities may change it. The desires of humans have no effect upon gravity, just as my wishing you were smart and kind will have no effect upon your intelligence or compassion.
12/30/2010 3:34:51 PM
I thought you people didn't believe in stuff that was "just a theory".
12/30/2010 3:46:05 PM
I don´t know. If a priest marries me, I would pretty much be the same physical person. If I try to defy the law of gravity, however..................
12/30/2010 4:48:40 PM
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