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We have to tolerant and inclusive. In the future all heterosexuals will have to submit to a night of gay sex to prove their loyalties to the ideals of tolerance and inclusiveness. The Democratic party will demand it. Joe Biden will demand it. Obama’s safe sex czar will demand it. If you don’t submit you will be fined and forced to buy an ornament of gay Jesus for the Christmas tree.

Blind Eye Jones, Free Republic 138 Comments [1/4/2011 10:35:42 AM]
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#1241218

Doctor Whom

In the future all heterosexuals will have to submit to a night of gay sex to prove their loyalties to the ideals of tolerance and inclusiveness.

You wish. Then you'd have an excuse to come out of the closet.

1/4/2011 10:40:36 AM

#1241219

TGRwulf

OKay that first sentence isn't even English, so I'm just going to ignore it.

The rest is just warblgarbl paranoia.

1/4/2011 10:40:44 AM

#1241220

Norris

The most homophobic people are the ones most obsessed with gay sex, being forced to have gay sex, the most extreme sexual practices of the gay community, and so on and so forth. Makes you wonder.

1/4/2011 10:40:45 AM

#1241221

nazani14

- and you wish someone would demand that you go down on him.

1/4/2011 10:40:47 AM

#1241224

speccy4i

Just as long as you try really hard to not look like you're enjoying it.

1/4/2011 10:41:25 AM

#1241227

jas43

severe mental problems to say the least...

1/4/2011 10:42:13 AM

#1241232

Fear mongering for Jesus.

1/4/2011 10:49:12 AM

#1241233

radda

YES, THAT IS THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP ISNT IT?

The logic train derailed and crashed into the mountain side long ago, but the wheels keep on turning nonetheless.

1/4/2011 10:50:53 AM

#1241234

Mech610

First off, what would a 'Gay Jesus' look like exactly? Second, being forced to buy a Christmas Tree ornament doesn't seem like that bad of a punishment :\

1/4/2011 10:50:55 AM

#1241236

Paranoia and projection. I would laugh a lot less if these sorts of posts didn't exist.

1/4/2011 10:51:58 AM

#1241242

Darwin

Is it possible fro a freeper to ever make a sensible statement?

1/4/2011 10:59:45 AM

#1241243

JohnTheAtheist

What the fuck is this shit?

Also, you used the word "gay" as an adjective to the proper noun "Jesus". You are going right the fuck to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

1/4/2011 11:03:47 AM

#1241246

Dr. Shrinker

Now you're just being silly

1/4/2011 11:10:00 AM

#1241247

toby

just... are you serious? i mean.... come ON!! ... I never did this before, but I am doing it now.

I call Poe.

1/4/2011 11:11:55 AM

#1241250

shadkat

Safe sex czar?! LOLWUT. I mean, this whole thing is a whole bunch of crazy, but safe sex czar is where I lost it.

1/4/2011 11:13:21 AM

#1241251

Swede

Tolerance doesn't mean you have to like everything, just that you have to put up with it existing without complaining.
Inclusive is sort of what Jesus meant when he said "that which you do to the least of my people, you do unto me"; there is no "us" and "them", only "us".

What the heck is a safe sex czar?

1/4/2011 11:13:28 AM

#1241252

Godbuster

Really? I don't understand how tolerating gay people means you have to be gay. You don't have to become an animal just to like animals. Your reasoning isn't flawed, it's super-retarded.

1/4/2011 11:13:39 AM

#1241255

Doubting Thomas

Why are homophobes so focused on gay sex? They always talk about it in the most graphic terms they can think of, they always talk about gays being allowed to sexually harass them, and now they're running around claiming that they're going to be forced to participate in gay sex.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say that someone was really hoping they'll be hit on or forced to have gay sex.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock,10861/

1/4/2011 11:18:25 AM

#1241258

John_in_Oz

My turn to tell my wet dream!

1/4/2011 11:20:16 AM

#1241259

jsonitsac

Thanks for telling us about your secret fantasies Blind Eye Jones, unless you are a poe.

1/4/2011 11:21:07 AM

#1241263

Serph-no-Okami

The point of tolerance is not forcing certain views and everything associated with that to certain groups of people, which usually works both ways. But you "Love your neighbour" lot wouldn't know the first thing about that now would you?

1/4/2011 11:30:24 AM

#1241266

B K

Wait... Innocent gay people who've done nothing wrong are going to be forced to have sex with fundie homohobes? That's just sick!

1/4/2011 11:31:32 AM

#1241268

John

Yeah. Plus everybody has to speak Spanish and all crosses must be stamped with the Star of David and a crescent moon. And all Pontiac Aztecs will be collected and crushed and their owners marched around the town to ridicule, since the car's name is insensitive to native Americans.

1/4/2011 11:34:50 AM

#1241271

knotilus

oh no, not a night of gay sex!

... will there be spankings too?

1/4/2011 11:40:10 AM

#1241272

Musicalbookworm

Dude, what makes you think gay people *want* to have sex with you?

1/4/2011 11:41:25 AM

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