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#1241217
nazani14
Dang, all of us fighting the battle of the bulge would like to know what that advice was! Come to think of it, my atheist friends do tend to run leaner than the Christian ones. Ok by me, who needs flowing robes, when the Devil wears Prada!
1/4/2011 10:39:54 AM
#1241225
TGRwulf
Pics, or it didn't happen.
1/4/2011 10:41:35 AM
#1241226
*Cracks up*
1/4/2011 10:41:56 AM
#1241228
jas43
im gonna start hanging out with millionaires then!
1/4/2011 10:43:15 AM
#1241229
Doctor Whom
Your father is an atheist and gave you bad advice on health. That proves a causal relationship, especially since no believer has ever given bad advice on anything.
1/4/2011 10:45:21 AM
#1241230
You know atheist usually don't talk about religion. If you don't talk about your religion you two would probably get along.
1/4/2011 10:48:11 AM
#1241231
Dr. Razark
So, then...
god makes you fat?
1/4/2011 10:48:54 AM
#1241237
Quartz
When your poor old father is on his deathbed begging to see his child one last time, you will run away so you don't absorb his ebil atheist magic. Fuck you.
1/4/2011 10:54:50 AM
#1241240
Darwin
While I have met some whacko atheists, in my experience atheists are more likely to be conversant with scientific ideas about health, therefore you are more likely to get good advice. Sounds as if you have other issues, like maybe another family member implicating your father without evidence.
1/4/2011 10:58:35 AM
#1241244
Swede
How the heck did you manage to become underweight from just an hour or two once a week?
In what way is his advice on health related to his atheism?
1/4/2011 11:05:13 AM
#1241245
JohnTheAtheist
I'm sure dad is very proud at the ignoramus his son has become.
He tolerates your horly visits because he has to.
1/4/2011 11:05:50 AM
#1241248
shadkat
Methinks you're just looking for an excuse to avoid your father. Which sucks, by the way.
1/4/2011 11:12:11 AM
#1241249
Doubting Thomas
What about honoring thy father and mother?
This is why I can't stand religion. It tears family bonds apart and gives people a reason to hate others.
1/4/2011 11:12:57 AM
#1241253
Philbert McAdamia
Every once in a while I read one of these and wonder what really went on?
1/4/2011 11:17:46 AM
#1241254
John_in_Oz
Yeah, FUCK those ten commandments!
1/4/2011 11:17:58 AM
#1241260
B K
This is the attitude that led my brother to cutting off contact with me, except where he can't avoid it. I sincerely hope this poster doesn't throw away his or her family. It's utterly heartbreaking for those who are shunned.
1/4/2011 11:25:09 AM
#1241261
Brianisha
Doesnt your bible say honor your parents? you dont sound like your honoring them the way youre acting.
1/4/2011 11:28:19 AM
#1241262
John
... I became underweight. There is a holy scripture, which says: "He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed" (Proverbs 13:20).
There is a holy scripture, which says: "The righteous eateth to the satisfying of his soul: but the belly of the wicked shall want" (Proverbs 13:25)
1/4/2011 11:28:58 AM
#1241270
aaa
Your inability to know good advice out of bad advice is quite amusing.
1/4/2011 11:39:09 AM
#1241282
dionysus
He's trying to convert you. Everyone knows atheists are skinny. Just watch out for the black-rimmed glasses; once you've got one of those you'll be one of us permanently and you'll start having an irresistible urge to grow a soul patch.
1/4/2011 11:59:00 AM
#1241284
Naturally, bad health advice stems from your father being an atheist rather than him simply knowing fuck-all about your health issues.
1/4/2011 12:09:49 PM
#1241285
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Honor thy father, and thy mother that thy days may be long...except when it's inconvenient for you, or your pastor instructs you otherwise. Just like the rest of the 10 Commandments really.
1/4/2011 12:11:10 PM
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1/4/2011 12:20:09 PM
#1241303
So, you see him once a week and you blame him for losing weight?. You´re hiding us something.
1/4/2011 12:40:41 PM
#1241306
Mister Spak
"Should I be with my father for long periods of time each week if he is an atheist? "
No. He has cooties.
1/4/2011 12:44:13 PM
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