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Jesus absolutely irate by Mayor Jason West's, New Paltz, NY comments, which went "The people who would forbid gays from marrying in this country are those who would have made Rosa Parks sit in the back of the bus." Jesus considers these words a personal attack on Himself, as He is one of those that opposes homosexual marriage. Jesus says "I whispered in Rosa Parks' ear personally and told her it was time to say no, it was time to oppose the evil of segregation. Homosexuality is a sickness, it is an abomination, it is an epidemic, it is not a civil right, and this attack by this sick, depraved animal upon me, because I oppose it, is unconcionable, completely unacceptable.

As soon as Super Tuesday is over I will order my Angelic Messengers, The Hosts Of Heaven, to go after this sick pervert and everyone connected with him, to expose all the foulness and all the sickness that he is involved in. I ask the people of that region that are remaining silent because they are friends and family of those involved to speak up and tell the world what is going on in this little circle of sin. The evil that these people are doing is unspeakable! They are trying to destroy the bond between God and Man. They and their profound perversion are trying to destroy all life on Earth if people will not accept their sickness, and it is time for the people to stand.

This foul creature has called me evil, has called me despicable, has called me a racist because I oppose his sickness! If any support him they are removed from The Book Of Life and face eternal damnation. There is no longer any possibility of any kindness, of any mercy, of any pity. This foul creature has gone too far! He says I hate, he says I am prejudice, he says I am evil. He has attacked me, and that attack must be answered!"

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 94 Comments [1/4/2011 2:58:00 PM]
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xmx

As a New Paltz resident... GO MAYOR WEST

1/4/2011 3:00:10 PM

Jodie

LOL @ people who think they know what Jesus thinks

1/4/2011 3:02:23 PM

Brainy

Isn't assuming you know the mind of Christ and even going so far as speaking for him the least bit prideful? And didn't I read somewhere that pride was a sin?

1/4/2011 3:15:14 PM

Doubting Thomas

Wha-? Oh it's just Gerald Polley speaking for God again. You know you're a fundamentalist Christian when you claim that God's mind is unknowable, but you happen to know every single thing he likes and dislikes.

Hey Gerald, how did that protest on the steps of city hall in San Francisco on Christmas day go? Anyone show up? Did you?

1/4/2011 3:15:24 PM

Toothygrin

And I asked Harvey about your sexual persuasion, Gerald. He said you're a lupisexual. Wow. You must get really horny around Easter.

Tomorrow, I'll get around to asking the fairy flowers in Wonderland why they said your pollen tastes so sweet. Is your hortisexuality genetic or do you think it's a choice?

Santa's elves didn't want to talk about you though. They were too busy cavorting with the unicorns, Sasquatch, and Nessie to answer any of my questions.

1/4/2011 3:15:24 PM

Brent

I'm shocked--shocked, mind you--to find that Jesus and Gerald Polley are always on the same wavelength. It's almost as if they're the same...wait a minute...

1/4/2011 3:15:31 PM

AuraTwilight

You're not Jesus, not stfu and take your pills.

1/4/2011 3:16:23 PM

Xotan

Gerard Polley - the man who makes up God's mind for Him and tells him what He should do.

Blasphemer, actually. anyone got any rock to heft at him - virtually, of course. I know the Bible doesn't deal in virutality, but I hate the sight of blood.

1/4/2011 3:18:57 PM

pete

If Hell exists? Ol' Gerry will end up there.

1/4/2011 3:33:21 PM

Kollege Messerschmitt

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do."


(I knew there would be a perfect opportunity to use that Anne Lamott quote! Also: this Gerald Polley guy is some fucked up person.)

1/4/2011 3:44:06 PM



Do you think Gerald believes Jesus talks to him or is he a deliberate fraud?

1/4/2011 4:05:15 PM

radda

Hi, I speak for jesus too!

And jesus says he loves everyone and want people to be happy :o

The hateful thing this guy speaks for his an angry demon :O

1/4/2011 4:08:31 PM

Alpha_Omega

It generally helps when you can back up your statements with some substantial evidence and logical thought, as opposed to relying on an imaginary figure who just happens to completely agree with your own misguided views.

1/4/2011 4:09:10 PM

Old Viking

That whispering in women's ears bit is tarnishing Jesus' reputation.

1/4/2011 4:23:20 PM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

"As soon as Super Tuesday is over I will order my Angelic Messengers, The Hosts Of Heaven, to go after this sick pervert and everyone connected with him, to expose all the foulness and all the sickness that he is involved in."

Does this qualify as a threat? Can we get this guy arrested?

1/4/2011 4:25:18 PM

GigaGuess

Part 1

Jesus absolutely irate by Mayor Jason West's, New Paltz, NY comments, which went "The people who would forbid gays from marrying in this country are those who would have made Rosa Parks sit in the back of the bus."
Oh? Ignoring the arrogance of putting words in your own saviors mouth (Unless you can provide a passage where Jesus said ANYTHING about homosexuals. And even then, I'm pretty sure I can find a lot more when he had things to say about pushing your beliefs on others, and condemning people) kindly tell me how you differ.

Jesus considers these words a personal attack on Himself, as He is one of those that opposes homosexual marriage.
As evidenced by...what. The only piss off he had regarding marriage was about divorce, as I recall. How many people do you know who are divorced, Gerald?

Jesus says "I whispered in Rosa Parks' ear personally and told her it was time to say no, it was time to oppose the evil of segregation. Homosexuality is a sickness, it is an abomination, it is an epidemic, it is not a civil right, and this attack by this sick, depraved animal upon me, because I oppose it, is unconcionable, completely unacceptable.
Oh? He said this to you, did he? Now...tell me, how is homosexuality any more a sickness than being black? I tried damn hard not to be gay, and all it got me was depression.

1/4/2011 4:32:33 PM

GigaGuess

Part 2

As soon as Super Tuesday is over I will order my Angelic Messengers, The Hosts Of Heaven, to go after this sick pervert and everyone connected with him, to expose all the foulness and all the sickness that he is involved in.
Bring it on, bitch. You claim to be of the light, yet you insist on bringing misery to those you disagree with. If that is the "goodness" and "morality" you preach, count me among those proud to be among those you call immoral and evil. You are an infection, spreading lies and mistrust of a group who did nothing wrong to you. At all. And you aren't even brave enough to own your words, and rather attribute them to Jesus. Coward.

I ask the people of that region that are remaining silent because they are friends and family of those involved to speak up and tell the world what is going on in this little circle of sin.
That the friends and family are just like you? That we go out for coffee, talk, live, laugh and love, just like you? That rather than being sex-crazed monsters, that we're human beings? Or are you hoping that people will help spread your lies?

The evil that these people are doing is unspeakable!
The evil of loving another person?

They are trying to destroy the bond between God and Man.
Care to explain that one to the Gay Christians?

1/4/2011 4:33:08 PM

GigaGuess

Part 3

They and their profound perversion are trying to destroy all life on Earth if people will not accept their sickness, and it is time for the people to stand.
How? How does a man loving...and yes, fucking another man, or a woman loving...and indeed, fucking another woman affect anyone other than those involved in any way, let alone adversely? Go on, I've heard this doomsday by buttsex line a million times, it's time to add some substance to it, other than blind fearmongering.

This foul creature has called me evil, has called me despicable, has called me a racist because I oppose his sickness!
No, he equated you with those who supported segregation because you are insisting a group of people (whom you are not a part of, naturally) accept an inferior status because you God says so.

If any support him they are removed from The Book Of Life and face eternal damnation.
Oh? "Judge not lest ye be judged." Remember, Jesus broke bread with sinners.

There is no longer any possibility of any kindness, of any mercy, of any pity. This foul creature has gone too far! He says I hate, he says I am prejudice, he says I am evil. He has attacked me, and that attack must be answered!"
I repeat. Bring it, bitch.

1/4/2011 4:34:32 PM

TGRwulf

Show me even on verse from the New Testament where Jesus says ANYTHING about homosexuality. I'm waiting...

1/4/2011 5:18:31 PM

rikalous

"He says I hate..."
"Homosexuality is a sickness, it is an abomination, it is an epidemic..."
"...go after this sick pervert..."
"The evil that these people are doing is unspeakable!"
"If any support him they are removed from The Book Of Life and face eternal damnation. There is no longer any possibility of any kindness, of any mercy, of any pity."

Yeah, I can't believe he says you hate either.

1/4/2011 5:21:59 PM

solomongrundy

I will order my Angelic Messengers, The Hosts Of Heaven, to go after this sick pervert and everyone connected with him...

I bet he's quaking in his boots.

1/4/2011 5:35:44 PM

aaa

I think this guy is already a good contender for the fundie of the year award.

1/4/2011 5:56:06 PM

nickiknack

As someone who went to college in New Paltz, NY
GO MAYOR WEST!!!
Also, why is this loser is bitching about it now, that happened years ago, just saying.

1/4/2011 5:57:47 PM

Canadia

Gerald Polley, once more speaking on God's behalf.

1/4/2011 6:01:47 PM

Chamale

I'm glad FSTDT is recording these quotes for posterity. In about 30 years, we'll need them for those people who'll say "This is nothing like oppressing gays; everyone knows gays deserve rights, but we should oppress [insert new minority here]".

1/4/2011 6:18:37 PM
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