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[Part of a letter sent to Pope Benedict]

I also request that you send a directive to all Catholic Churches in The United States requiring that the priests in all Churches announce God's request that children ask their parents to buy them no Christmas presents this year, but to take them to church on Christmas Day so they can pray that their parents not betray them to Obama, and that they not be sold into inhuman bondage to the homosexuals.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 72 Comments [1/9/2011 10:47:54 AM]
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zipperback

Gerald is going a long way just to gyp his kids out of some presents.

1/9/2011 11:03:59 AM

Cy

... "inhuman bondage to the homosexuals"? Seriously?

Look, Mr Polley, I fully support you doing whatever you want sexually as long as all parties involved are fully consenting. But children who aren't old enough to consent to sexual things really shouldn't be exposed to anyone's sexual fantasies, including yours.

1/9/2011 11:06:23 AM

jas43

MENTAL

PROBLEMS

1/9/2011 11:09:45 AM

Apocraphy

God didnt request that unless you have citations and pics etc.

also you're a cunt

1/9/2011 11:13:53 AM

Mayhem


1/9/2011 11:15:28 AM



Gerald Polley: fap fap fap fap fap

1/9/2011 11:38:33 AM

Doubting Thomas

"So, Billy, what do you want for Christmas this year?"

"To not be sold into slavery to the gays, Daddy."

Gerald, please seek professional help.

1/9/2011 11:44:03 AM

anti-nonsense

why don't you just admit you're a cheap bastard that doesn't want to buy your kids presents?

1/9/2011 11:46:41 AM

Graveluster

What sort of loon is th-

Oh wait, Gerald Polley. Pretty on par for him.

1/9/2011 12:02:35 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

American children will be sold into "inhuman bondage" to the homosexuals?

So wait...my daughter is gay...does that mean she doesnt get sold to the gays, and that only me, her mother and brother get sold to her? Or do we get sold to some other gay person while she buys other straight people? She doesnt have much money, do you have any idea what the going proce for hetero slaves will be? What if she refuses to buy hetero slaves?

If you could clear this up, it would be much appreciated. Until then, I will live my life as if what you just said isnt important at all...not even a little bit.

1/9/2011 12:04:20 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Translation - Save money by not getting your kids presents and tell your kids to blame it on the queers who want to sell them into "inhuman bondage".

1/9/2011 12:05:21 PM

Lucilius

But Gerald, what if a priest molests them while they're there?

1/9/2011 12:10:16 PM

beehummingbird

You want children to stop being "sold into inhuman bondage to the homosexuals", and you're asking the pope for help?

Good luck with that, because you're gonna need it.

1/9/2011 12:11:43 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"sold into inhuman bondage to the homosexuals."

Likes look somebody got an S & M fetish for Christmas this year.

1/9/2011 12:25:14 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


1/9/2011 12:40:23 PM

aaa

I've seen worse stuff on this site.

1/9/2011 12:44:10 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

This Gerald Polley guy has COMPLETELY lost his mind. I'm not sure quoting him here is fair anymore.

1/9/2011 12:49:26 PM

Mudak

And to think, he could make the pope sound reasonable if he chooses to respond...

1/9/2011 1:01:53 PM

the_ignored

Please, the guy's a friggen' Poe. No one is that insane.

1/9/2011 1:07:51 PM

dionysus

And yet again god always seems to agree 100% with what Gerald Polley believes. Funny thing is that he also agrees 100% with the Pope and with Evangelical leaders and Orthodox leaders and Ayatollahs and Rabbis and Bahai. It's weird how the same god holds so many contradictory positions.

1/9/2011 1:12:48 PM

Murdin

Sure, the children will be much safer. In a Catholic church. Preferably alone with the priests.

1/9/2011 1:20:54 PM

Amanda

That sounds like a weird conversation.
"Mom, can you take me to church so I can pray that you won't sell me into gay slavery?"
Seriously, WTF?

1/9/2011 1:48:15 PM

Nithing

There seems to be some static on the God-phone Gerald.

1/9/2011 2:27:56 PM

Alencon

Yeah, I'm sure that would be greeted with great sighs of relief and cheering by the kids.

Don't understand that children are too young to understand this kind of crap do you Gerry?

1/9/2011 2:43:49 PM

Alpha_Omega

I call Poe... it has that ironic tone to it.

1/9/2011 2:46:24 PM
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