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Those behind the shootings can be related to trend that is starting to show up. People especially the disillusioned and uneducated are beginning to act out various parts from the DaVinci and Angel and Demons because for one they are pagans and know that science has beaten their creation and god myths and they cannot except a world in which there god is not the forefront of all knowledge and two they thinking like pagans once again think that if they act like the various characters from the movies, for example Silas, and commit some great act of murder against those who value truth not as seen by them but truth as discovered through science and space exploration that they will be remembered as a great martyr before their cult and god while the rest of the world will condemn then as being nothing more than a wasted shell of a human life.

People may think that the DaVinci Code and the books by Dan Brown are fiction. The war between science and religion has been waging ever since the apple fell and hit Leonardo on the head and changed the pagan god into nothing more than a pile of well...nothing.

dryson, Space.com 25 Comments [1/12/2011 11:12:23 AM]
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reynagade

That's some powerful weed there...

1/12/2011 11:33:47 AM

Lucilius

"... ever since the apple fell and hit Leonardo on the head ..."

I'm guessing this particular bit of drivel is supposed to refer to Isaac Newton. Or maybe it's just a collection of random words, it's hard to tell.

1/12/2011 11:48:29 AM

Horus IX

Does this word salad come with ranch?

1/12/2011 12:08:59 PM

Doubting Thomas

I think what truly shows the crazy in this rant is that 90% of the first paragraph is one long sentence.

they cannot except a world in which there god is not the forefront of all knowledge

So, they're Christians?

ever since the apple fell and hit Leonardo on the head

LOL, this is some true crazy, since this legend is about Isaac Newton.

1/12/2011 1:39:47 PM

Smurfette Principle

Signs you have become immune to fundyism #36: You worry more about the person's lack of grammar rather than their lack of knowledge about science, religion, or literature.

1/12/2011 2:00:35 PM

Dr. Steve Brule

wat?

1/12/2011 2:08:11 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

It's always sad to see fragments of a really quite acceptable hypothesis mixed up with nonsensical shite.

1/12/2011 2:50:07 PM

nazani14

Is he pro-science and anti-religion? Uh, ok thanks, pal, we'll take it from here. The Lords of Physics are protecting us all, so don't get upset, k?

1/12/2011 3:20:03 PM

Matante

The bit about the apple convinced me he was a troll.

1/12/2011 4:24:46 PM

Papabear

"The war between science and religion has been waging ever since the apple fell and hit Leonardo on the head and changed the pagan god into nothing more than a pile of well...nothing."

The war between science and religion has been going on since the advent of the scientific method.

P.S. You're thinking (or not thinking) of Newton, not DaVinci, bonehead.


1/12/2011 7:15:39 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


1/12/2011 9:25:41 PM

werewolf

"People may think that the Da Vinci Code and the books by Dan Brown are fiction."

And they would be right.

Are you talking about Leonardo Newton or his cousin, Isaac? I'm confused.

1/13/2011 1:28:42 AM

Arnild Facepalmer

Best run-on sentence ever

1/13/2011 3:00:25 AM



They are fiction, that's the problem WITH YOU.

1/13/2011 3:56:49 AM

aaa

Man, i don't know what you are on but i want the same stuff. Also, i find it hilarious that you think Dan Brown has facts on his books.

1/13/2011 6:10:24 AM

Brendan Rizzo

This, my friends, is the purest distillation of batshit crazy. It's the most magnificent word salad I have ever seen. That last paragraph makes me very, very wary nonetheless.

1/13/2011 1:50:59 PM



I was so nonplussed by this I sprained an eyebrow.

1/13/2011 3:20:26 PM

Green

Poe.

1/14/2011 11:51:22 AM

whatever

1 sentence = 6 lines!

As for the content... whaar..........
..................garbl.

1/16/2011 11:22:43 AM

Supahchikin

Would you like some dressing on your word salad?

1/16/2011 11:50:31 PM

nutbunny

You REEEEALLY enjoy Dan Brown, don't you?

I recommend Zacharia Sitchin; much more fun and truthier than Dan Brown

1/17/2011 5:55:28 AM

Arts_Myth

Yeah, well, Newton's Mona Lisa is nothing special, either.

1/21/2011 1:06:04 PM

Song

I'm sorry, dryson, what did you say again? I got distracted when I realized that most of your first paragraph is one giant, run-on sentence.

1/23/2011 12:23:13 PM

huh?

Alright...You sit right there and when I return I am going to tell you everything that was wrong with that statement.

1/26/2011 7:35:54 AM

KR

Leonardos and apples don't mix.


2/10/2011 1:06:07 PM
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