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The Word of God has been proven to be true countless times.

It said thousands of years ago many times that the universe was stretched out and we can actually see the evidence of that today.

It says there is a Creator of all matter and today we can see that all of the basic elements of the universe are the actual created working machine parts inside of us that were not able to create themselves to work that way.

It says things reproduce after their kind and we can see that is true.

It says the world was destroyed by a flood and we can see the many layers that were laid down by the currents up to nearly a half a mile thick with all of the life forms buried in those layers. There is no other possible way of laying down that many tons of sediments with that many perfect layers around the entire globe.

The Bible speaks of dinosaurs and we have found the bones to prove they existed.

Evolution has failed to prove anything. It is not able even to make any one of the billions of steps that is required of it because that kind of magic is nothing more than baseless fantasy.

Daleri Rileda, Huffington Post 65 Comments [1/17/2011 10:46:34 PM]
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DevilsChaplain


1/17/2011 11:12:42 PM

louislois

Where exactly in the Bible does it speak of dinosaurs!?!?

And did you seriously just say Evolution is a magical fantasy while an omnipotent entity in the sky creating everything in six days isn't?

Thanks for laughs, tard....

1/17/2011 11:24:19 PM

Grigadil

Dadaist, obviously humdraulic CARBONATE! calcium sentiment.

1/17/2011 11:27:39 PM

Smurfette Principle

@louislois

According to some fundies, when the Bible says "Leviathan" (as in "Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well"), what it actually means is Ichthyosaurus or something similar. And there's something else that supposedly describes a brontosaurus.

Also, this person fails geology forever.

1/17/2011 11:50:11 PM

Justanotheratheist

Bullshit.

That is all.

1/18/2011 12:18:05 AM

aaa

Just another imbecile who parrots what his pastor says. I detect no independent thought in this person.

1/18/2011 12:29:16 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

"The Word of God has been proven to be true countless times."



1/18/2011 12:44:20 AM

myheadhurts

if you're dogmatic and you know it, go on a rant
if you're dogmatic and you know it, FSTDT will surely show it
and we'll all have a merry laugh

1/18/2011 1:02:56 AM

Ia ia

1. Learn what the other side is actually claiming.

2. Form an argument and make sure you didn't use any logical fallacies or outdated data.

3. See what weaknesses and strengths both sides have in their arguments.

4. ???

5. PROFIT!

1/18/2011 1:02:59 AM



Ah, the use "Maybe its a metaphor!" arguement.

1/18/2011 1:05:32 AM

Canadia

I think DevilsChaplain's pic basically sums it up.

1/18/2011 1:26:22 AM

Ron

I am tired of debating these idiots. You correct and educate one fundie and 10 others pop up to take his place spouting the same rubbish you spent all that time debating.

We are being over run guys!

1/18/2011 1:44:05 AM

Draken

@DevilsChaplain, alternatively:
"The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr Brain has long since departed, hasn't he, Daleri?"

-- after Blackadder

1/18/2011 1:59:57 AM

Nowonmai

Uhh, no, it's been disproved several times.

Sedimentation, volcanos blowing up, drifting of landmasses is why you find sea fossils on tops of mountains, not some fairy tale about a flood.

And you are lying, the bible does NOT 'speak of dinosaurs'. Religions has been saying dino fossils are a hoax for centuries.

1/18/2011 2:13:57 AM

AIF

Galopagos Finches

QED

1/18/2011 2:22:35 AM

Z

It said thousands of years ago many times that the universe was stretched out and we can actually see the evidence of that today.

Let me guess, you're one of those who say that the word "stretched" in Isaiah 45:12 is somehow evidence that the authors of the Bible know that we live in an expanding universe? Sorry, but that's a rather stupid post hoc rationalization. It's not like anyone could conceivably have seen your interpretation of that verse before we knew it from other places.

1/18/2011 2:39:44 AM



Bible says the earth has four corners and is covered by a firmament, too. You see that, Daleri?

1/18/2011 2:41:31 AM

Reckoner

The Bible speaks of dinosaurs and we have found the bones to prove they existed.

Yeah, but the Bible also speaks of unicorns and satyrs.

1/18/2011 3:52:20 AM

The_L

Behemoth and Leviathan were not dinosaurs. They were mythical monsters. Calling them dinosaurs is as intellectually dishonest as calling Fenrir or Grendel dinosaurs.

1/18/2011 4:17:26 AM



The Bible speaks, if you're going to admit that it does at all (which I don't), about one dinosaur. Once. That bit about the "tail like a cedar" you keep banging on about. Where does it make mention of the bambiraptor or pterodactyl? The Compsognathus, which looked a bit like the raptors out of Jurassic Park, only the size of a chicken? Where, essentially, are the people running in terror from packs of insanely well-adapted killing machines which are all teeth and scales?

1/18/2011 4:48:21 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I can't think of anything clever that has not already been said, so I'll just post this pic of your typical fundie...


1/18/2011 4:50:26 AM

Mushy

"It says the world was destroyed by a flood and we can see the many layers that were laid down by the currents up to nearly a half a mile thick with all of the life forms buried in those layers. There is no other possible way of laying down that many tons of sediments with that many perfect layers around the entire globe. "

Hydrological sorting lays down elements from most dense to least dense, making layers. The layers we can see when we dig are not arranged from most dense to least dense. Therefore we can conclude quite easily that a global flood did not occur.

1/18/2011 5:47:05 AM

grimsoncrow

"The Bible speaks of dinosaurs and we have found the bones to prove they existed."

Leviathan= Crocodile
Behemoth= Hippopotamus

Crocodile & Hippopotamus =/= Dinosaurs
Dumbass

1/18/2011 5:51:18 AM

Doctor Whom

The Word of God has been proven to be true countless times.

* * *

Evolution has failed to prove anything.


Why won't people tell me when Queen Carlotta declares Backwards Day?

1/18/2011 6:51:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

Translation: "See? We can shoehorn our religion to fit into scientific discoveries!"

If religion has all the scientific answers, why did people have such backwards beliefs in the Dark Ages when religion was running everything? And why did it take the Catholic church so long to finally admit that Galileo was right and the earth isn't the center of the universe?

Oh and book, chapter, and verse on the "dinosaurs mentioned in the bible" claim. And the "behemoth" verses don't count.


1/18/2011 7:12:29 AM
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