So, have you ever heard of this thing that people call an "Aeroplane"?
1/15/2011 11:08:23 AM
For the rest of the world, that's an, ehem, aeroplane.
1/15/2011 11:39:25 AM
I don't even know what he's talking about. Chemtrails perhaps? That notion has been debunked to hell and back by now.
1/15/2011 12:45:27 PM
Other people didn't notice the sparkly flying elves or burrowing unicorns that "Ev Bastards" saw that day, either.
1/15/2011 12:52:29 PM
Bad as my knowledge of American geography is, doesn't Washington have a couple of international airports? I'd be freaked out if the sky wasn't full of contrails.
1/15/2011 1:07:32 PM
So you believe you're a victim of chemtrail exposure huh? I guess you missed the whole point of the "Rally to Restore SANITY."
1/15/2011 1:34:54 PM
contrails....contrails... JETFUEL ya dodo
1/15/2011 2:42:54 PM
Reagan National, Marshall BWI, and Dulles are all there, but there are also major parts of the city that are off limits to non-government aircraft.
1/15/2011 3:42:33 PM
"I was in Washington D.C. For the 'Restore Sanity' rally this past weekend."
Clearly it didn't work.
1/15/2011 4:08:09 PM
This is just too ironic not to be a Poe. Restoring sanity and a talk about "chemtrails" that nobody can see except this one person. It just can't be legit.
1/15/2011 4:49:08 PM
Now I want to rent a crop spraying aircraft and spray something harmless but eerie looking (green chalk dust, would that work?) over crowds.
1/15/2011 4:55:23 PM
Matante: Spray trollface? Then again they'll probably come up with some shit about it being the controlling god behind everything.
1/15/2011 9:24:46 PM
No, that's George Soros.
Unless... George Soros *is* trollface!
1/16/2011 3:31:13 AM
Yes, it makes so much sense that people in secret government agencies are spraying deadly chemicals into the same air they themselves and their friends and family are breathing.
And the reason most people in D.C. didn't seem to notice is because they know what aircraft contrails are.
This almost makes me want to invent a conspiracy theory about some other innocuous part of daily life.
1/16/2011 10:01:23 AM
Chemtrails have got to be one of the stupidest conspiracy theories out there. It's condensation! Case closed!
#1245755 All the more reason to do it. Trollface being the symbol of a conspiracy... it would be criminal NOT to set this in motion.
1/17/2011 1:13:07 AM
Oh my, they're using big metal birds to poo on me and my kind so that we may acquire sickness and suffer for our beliefs!
1/17/2011 5:44:55 AM
Here are the 42 photos a friend took at the rally:
Can you see any X's? I can't.
1/17/2011 7:41:47 AM
You missed the part about restoring sanity, didn't you?
1/18/2011 1:05:58 AM
Of course you're going to occasionally see X contrails in the sky. All flight paths are not parallel. It's kind of hard to have a jet flying from New York to L.A. and one flying from Miami to Chicago without their flight paths crossing at some point. It's just the conspiracy nutjobs who see something sinister in it.
Of course I've seen these chemtrail nuts spout off how parallel contrails are sinister, too.
1/19/2011 8:45:34 AM
So, the rally didn't work for you?
1/20/2011 2:20:09 PM
You know, I think it's kinda ironic that he was at a rally to "restore sanity" when he's posting such batshit insane bullshit.
1/21/2011 1:04:07 PM
Couldn't possibly be because there are three major airports (Baltimore BWI, Washington-National and Dulles) all within about a 50 mile radius, could it?
Welcome to Understanding Occam's Razor 101.
1/21/2011 2:14:18 PM
This may be legit, but you almost wonder if it's a poe just based on the name "Evil Bastards." I dunno. Does he have any other work?
Edit: Please tell me those people on the site aren't actually, earnestly discussing that shit...
I really, really wish I could believe that people weren't taking this shit seriously...
1/23/2011 1:31:03 PM
They do have pics, in all fairness. Just a jet, nothing to see here.
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