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I was in Washington D.C. For the "Restore Sanity" rally this past weekend. The first thing that my friends and I noticed upon surface from the metro, was all of the XXXX's is the sky.

They were huge and they were everywhere!! It was insane. It looked like sky writing, and it was so obvious!Everybody in my group were stunned, but most people in D.C. that day didn't seem to notice. There was active spraying the entire afternoon in Washington and Virginia.

I've been taking notice and recording info on chemtrails since right after 911---when they increased dramatically. But I've never seen anything like the other day. I was pissed that I was even there.I know in these times large crowds are a serious danger. Thes sick bastards will murder people wholesale if they can.

I find it terribly unfair that the enemies of humanity are allowed to posess every kind of technology, and we can't counter in material way.

Evil Bastards, Godlike Productions 26 Comments [1/15/2011 10:39:45 AM]
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aaa

So, have you ever heard of this thing that people call an "Aeroplane"?

1/15/2011 11:08:23 AM



For the rest of the world, that's an, ehem, aeroplane.

1/15/2011 11:39:25 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I don't even know what he's talking about. Chemtrails perhaps? That notion has been debunked to hell and back by now.

1/15/2011 12:45:27 PM

Lucilius

Other people didn't notice the sparkly flying elves or burrowing unicorns that "Ev Bastards" saw that day, either.

1/15/2011 12:52:29 PM



Bad as my knowledge of American geography is, doesn't Washington have a couple of international airports? I'd be freaked out if the sky wasn't full of contrails.

1/15/2011 1:07:32 PM

jsonitsac

So you believe you're a victim of chemtrail exposure huh? I guess you missed the whole point of the "Rally to Restore SANITY."

1/15/2011 1:34:54 PM

conspiracy hater

contrails....contrails... JETFUEL ya dodo

1/15/2011 2:42:54 PM



@#1245591

Reagan National, Marshall BWI, and Dulles are all there, but there are also major parts of the city that are off limits to non-government aircraft.

1/15/2011 3:42:33 PM

DevilsChaplain

"I was in Washington D.C. For the 'Restore Sanity' rally this past weekend."

Clearly it didn't work.

1/15/2011 4:08:09 PM

Flah

This is just too ironic not to be a Poe. Restoring sanity and a talk about "chemtrails" that nobody can see except this one person. It just can't be legit.

1/15/2011 4:49:08 PM

Matante

Now I want to rent a crop spraying aircraft and spray something harmless but eerie looking (green chalk dust, would that work?) over crowds.

1/15/2011 4:55:23 PM



Matante: Spray trollface? Then again they'll probably come up with some shit about it being the controlling god behind everything.

1/15/2011 9:24:46 PM

Haseen

No, that's George Soros.


Unless... George Soros *is* trollface!

1/16/2011 3:31:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, it makes so much sense that people in secret government agencies are spraying deadly chemicals into the same air they themselves and their friends and family are breathing.

And the reason most people in D.C. didn't seem to notice is because they know what aircraft contrails are.

This almost makes me want to invent a conspiracy theory about some other innocuous part of daily life.

1/16/2011 10:01:23 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Chemtrails have got to be one of the stupidest conspiracy theories out there. It's condensation! Case closed!

#1245755 All the more reason to do it. Trollface being the symbol of a conspiracy... it would be criminal NOT to set this in motion.

1/17/2011 1:13:07 AM

nutbunny

Oh my, they're using big metal birds to poo on me and my kind so that we may acquire sickness and suffer for our beliefs!

1/17/2011 5:44:55 AM

nazani14

Here are the 42 photos a friend took at the rally:
http://s285.photobucket.com/albums/ll73/tanfouk/rally%20to%20restore%20sanity/

Can you see any X's? I can't.

1/17/2011 7:41:47 AM

myheadhurts

You missed the part about restoring sanity, didn't you?

1/18/2011 1:05:58 AM

Joe Mama

Of course you're going to occasionally see X contrails in the sky. All flight paths are not parallel. It's kind of hard to have a jet flying from New York to L.A. and one flying from Miami to Chicago without their flight paths crossing at some point. It's just the conspiracy nutjobs who see something sinister in it.

Of course I've seen these chemtrail nuts spout off how parallel contrails are sinister, too.

1/19/2011 8:45:34 AM

feralboy12

So, the rally didn't work for you?

1/20/2011 2:20:09 PM

lisamariefan

Hm...

You know, I think it's kinda ironic that he was at a rally to "restore sanity" when he's posting such batshit insane bullshit.

1/21/2011 1:04:07 PM

Decepticons

Couldn't possibly be because there are three major airports (Baltimore BWI, Washington-National and Dulles) all within about a 50 mile radius, could it?

Welcome to Understanding Occam's Razor 101.

1/21/2011 2:14:18 PM

lisamariefan

This may be legit, but you almost wonder if it's a poe just based on the name "Evil Bastards." I dunno. Does he have any other work?

Edit: Please tell me those people on the site aren't actually, earnestly discussing that shit...

I really, really wish I could believe that people weren't taking this shit seriously...

1/23/2011 1:31:03 PM

Brianisha

They do have pics, in all fairness. Just a jet, nothing to see here.

1/24/2011 6:04:26 AM

KR

Restoring sanity:

| 0,00% Completed |

Operation aborted. No suitable
devices found.


1/24/2011 6:19:25 PM
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