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Earth was not only the first planet in existence, it was the first object in the universe that had mass.

The earth came first, then the universe was created around it.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 77 Comments [1/25/2011 4:20:29 AM]
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#1248493
Amanda

We should give this guy an award as thanks for all the hours of wonderful entertainment. There's nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning.

1/25/2011 4:32:18 AM

#1248498
Kinderklein

Still going strong.

@Amanda
I second the Lifetime Trolling Achievement Award for this guy. Pissing off everyone does not only require skill, but takes hard work as well.

1/25/2011 4:36:30 AM

#1248503
toothache

Is there some kind of dedicated troll award? I think he's earned it.

1/25/2011 4:40:28 AM

#1248523
KR

I think i've seen this nick before... No improvement. Sorry to disappoint you, but we aren't, and never have been, the center of the Universe. And neither have you.


1/25/2011 5:02:33 AM

#1248524
Percy Q. Shunn

This meatwhistle seems to put a tremendous amount of effort into posting the most ridiculous horseshit imaginable.

1/25/2011 5:03:35 AM

#1248530
Anon

There are a lot of facts which are completely contrary to this hypothesis. Namely two examples:
- Nuclear composition of meteorites
- Distance of deep space objects (measured by red-shift)

Facts supporting this hypothesis:
- 'Faith'
- 'Scripture'

I think, carefully weighting this facts, we can conclude safely that the "Earth came first" hypothesis is successfully falsified.

1/25/2011 5:10:17 AM

#1248533


I have to agree that AV deserves some recognition for his consistent dedication to the cause of increasing the Universal Moron Quotient.

1/25/2011 5:14:56 AM

#1248547
Mrs. Antichrist

And they call us arrogant.

1/25/2011 5:23:41 AM

#1248552


Okay, you got a hypothesis. On what observations is it based? And what experiments could you run to support it?

1/25/2011 5:29:59 AM

#1248556
Prager

This guy has reached new depths in his patheticness! I almost feel sorry for you.

1/25/2011 5:39:15 AM

#1248563
nutbunny

Does the universe itself not possess mass?

1/25/2011 5:55:36 AM

#1248564
Itachirumon

I think we might have stumbled on something even more hillarious here. If the Earth is the first thing to have mass, then you're claiming God does not have mass, but God can do anything so he has to have mass therefore your hypothesis that the earth was the first object in the universe to have mass is falsified. DAMN dude you fundiefucks even fail when using your own tautologies. Never mind science, your argument can't even pass the FAITH basis test, let alone a scientific argument

1/25/2011 5:59:01 AM

#1248573
Apocraphy

Astronomy,cosmology and physics fail

1/25/2011 6:13:37 AM

#1248576
Brendan Rizzo

Whatisthisidonteven...

1/25/2011 6:26:12 AM

#1248577
jas43

really?

please explain haha

1/25/2011 6:26:29 AM

#1248582
Mister Spak

Um, no, the sun was created first.

In the beginning there was only darkness, water, and the great god Bumba. One day Bumba, in pain from a stomachache, vomited up the sun. The sun dried up some of the water, leaving land. Still in pain, Bumba vomited up the moon, the stars, and then some animals: the leopard, the crocodile, the turtle, and, finally, some men, one of whom, Yoko Lima was white like Bumba.

1/25/2011 6:36:06 AM

#1248583


Do you guys even read what you write?

1/25/2011 6:55:03 AM

#1248584
aaa

This guy will always have a special place in my heart.

1/25/2011 7:06:57 AM

#1248585
aaa

what the fuck double post

1/25/2011 7:07:59 AM

#1248586
ergo

I wonder how it feels to be so wrong.

1/25/2011 7:14:06 AM

#1248587
D Laurier

AV?
Are you smoking the cheap stuff again?

The earth is made of the debris left over from the formation of the sun.
The sun is a 3rd or 4th generation star.
Stars have mass.

1/25/2011 7:14:43 AM

#1248593
TGRwulf

How the fuck can anyone be so stu... Oh, AV. Nevermind.

1/25/2011 7:25:28 AM

#1248594
Dexter

m( <- facepalm

1/25/2011 7:30:54 AM

#1248600
Horsefeathers

"Earth was not only the first planet in existence, it was the first object in the universe that had mass."

And where, Oh Wise One, did the mass come from if the stuff it's made up of didn't have any mass?

"The earth came first, then the universe was created around it."

That's not how ... well, anything works.

1/25/2011 8:02:12 AM

#1248602
Anon-e-moose

The Earth is 4.5 billion years old. The universe is nearly 14 billion years old.

Recently, astronomers discovered the earliest galaxy, which formed just 600 million years after the Big Bang.

Your call, AV1611VET.

1/25/2011 8:07:58 AM
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