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#1248806
Berny
This is industrial strength retarded.
No surprise, it's AV1611VET.
1/25/2011 5:53:13 PM
#1248818
NoriMori
Wow. Wow. The anthropocentrism astounds me. It makes me sick, how full of ourselves we humans are.
1/25/2011 6:29:37 PM
#1248822
shykid
"The earth came first, then the universe was created around it."
Ignoring the massive fail that others have already pointed out better than I could, how could the Earth even exist without first having a universe to fucking put it in, jackass?
Dude, how can God even exist without some form of universe/dimension/realm/environment/etc. to exist in?
1/25/2011 7:10:19 PM
#1248827
Philbert McAdamia
WTF?
Do these people eat weird shit before going to bed at night so they'll have crazy dreams and wake up to claim it as fact?
1/25/2011 7:46:25 PM
#1248833
Alencon
I see AV1611VET is still crazy as a loon.
1/25/2011 8:55:30 PM
#1248837
WMDKitty
*facepalm*
No.
Just no.
1/25/2011 9:26:25 PM
#1248860
Justanotheratheist
Good stuff. Four statements, four complete piles of steaming bullshit.
Try again. Please, we need a regular laugh.
1/26/2011 12:34:13 AM
#1248863
Gordon Godsboy
As a God-fearing and slavering fundamental dimwit, I'm ever so grateful to science for providing me with a modern, comfortable life that makes living so easy. With no supporting science, clueless cretins like me and AV1611VET would have died a long time ago. Thank God for science. And, ultimately, praise be to atheists for doing it.
1/26/2011 12:46:52 AM
#1248867
Tallyho
Surely the first object that had mass was GOD! or am I confused?
1/26/2011 1:05:15 AM
#1248875
The_L
You forgot the "waters above"--you know, that vast sea that separates the earth's atmosphere from the vast reaches of space, allegedly created on the second day, before the earth itself.
You know, the one that, contrary to ancient Hebrew cosmology, doesn't exist.
1/26/2011 1:54:57 AM
#1248878
Reckoner
He's still making shit up, I see.
1/26/2011 2:32:57 AM
#1248995
The Lazy One
Yay! AV's back! :D
Hours of entertainment are ahead!
1/26/2011 8:32:09 AM
#1248998
Sasha
Your mother dropped acid when she was pregnant, didn't she, AV?
1/26/2011 8:37:21 AM
#1249010
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA pause deep breath
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA pause another deep breath
You fail astronomy forever
1/26/2011 9:10:00 AM
#1249035
Just Some Guy
DevilsChaplain:
I don't think saying someone's not smart enough to understand quantum mechanics and virtual photons is really saying all that much.
1/26/2011 10:11:06 AM
#1249098
And in which dimension was it situated?......
1/26/2011 12:52:13 PM
#1249250
farpadokly
Where did you get that nugget of information? Oh, you pulled it straight out of your ass.
1/26/2011 6:17:33 PM
#1249300
Iczer-four
1/26/2011 10:35:57 PM
#1249303
Nowonmai
Who knew that of all the universe, the Earth was catholic!
1/26/2011 11:27:50 PM
#1249731
TheJebusFire
1/27/2011 9:38:01 PM
#1250077
Skatepunk
Must... resist... urge... to laugh...
BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
1/28/2011 1:06:16 PM
#1250524
Zits
Someone hit every branch of the stupid tree...or was that the stupid forest when he crash landed his hang glider...
1/29/2011 4:31:23 PM
#1251162
Scabby Doo
But if the universe came afterward where did God PUT the earth?
1/31/2011 9:36:30 AM
#1302735
Renon
Burden. Of. Proof.
6/24/2011 6:04:53 PM
#1391743
Saringuy
even I can tell you that it would be impossible to form a planet if not influenced by something that has gravity to make all this rubble spin around. but of course, that would be heretic. gravity before earth's gravity, nah!
4/12/2012 11:40:27 AM
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