Quote# 78988

Earth was not only the first planet in existence, it was the first object in the universe that had mass.

The earth came first, then the universe was created around it.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 77 Comments [1/25/2011 4:20:29 AM]
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This is industrial strength retarded.
No surprise, it's AV1611VET.

1/25/2011 5:53:13 PM


Wow. Wow. The anthropocentrism astounds me. It makes me sick, how full of ourselves we humans are.

1/25/2011 6:29:37 PM


"The earth came first, then the universe was created around it."

Ignoring the massive fail that others have already pointed out better than I could, how could the Earth even exist without first having a universe to fucking put it in, jackass?

Dude, how can God even exist without some form of universe/dimension/realm/environment/etc. to exist in?

1/25/2011 7:10:19 PM

Philbert McAdamia


Do these people eat weird shit before going to bed at night so they'll have crazy dreams and wake up to claim it as fact?

1/25/2011 7:46:25 PM


I see AV1611VET is still crazy as a loon.

1/25/2011 8:55:30 PM




Just no.

1/25/2011 9:26:25 PM


Good stuff. Four statements, four complete piles of steaming bullshit.

Try again. Please, we need a regular laugh.

1/26/2011 12:34:13 AM

Gordon Godsboy

As a God-fearing and slavering fundamental dimwit, I'm ever so grateful to science for providing me with a modern, comfortable life that makes living so easy. With no supporting science, clueless cretins like me and AV1611VET would have died a long time ago. Thank God for science. And, ultimately, praise be to atheists for doing it.

1/26/2011 12:46:52 AM


Surely the first object that had mass was GOD! or am I confused?

1/26/2011 1:05:15 AM


You forgot the "waters above"--you know, that vast sea that separates the earth's atmosphere from the vast reaches of space, allegedly created on the second day, before the earth itself.

You know, the one that, contrary to ancient Hebrew cosmology, doesn't exist.

1/26/2011 1:54:57 AM


He's still making shit up, I see.

1/26/2011 2:32:57 AM

The Lazy One

Yay! AV's back! :D

Hours of entertainment are ahead!

1/26/2011 8:32:09 AM


Your mother dropped acid when she was pregnant, didn't she, AV?

1/26/2011 8:37:21 AM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA pause deep breath

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA pause another deep breath

You fail astronomy forever

1/26/2011 9:10:00 AM

Just Some Guy


I don't think saying someone's not smart enough to understand quantum mechanics and virtual photons is really saying all that much.

1/26/2011 10:11:06 AM

And in which dimension was it situated?......

1/26/2011 12:52:13 PM


Where did you get that nugget of information? Oh, you pulled it straight out of your ass.

1/26/2011 6:17:33 PM


1/26/2011 10:35:57 PM


Who knew that of all the universe, the Earth was catholic!

1/26/2011 11:27:50 PM


1/27/2011 9:38:01 PM


Must... resist... urge... to laugh...


1/28/2011 1:06:16 PM


Someone hit every branch of the stupid tree...or was that the stupid forest when he crash landed his hang glider...

1/29/2011 4:31:23 PM

Scabby Doo

But if the universe came afterward where did God PUT the earth?

1/31/2011 9:36:30 AM


Burden. Of. Proof.

6/24/2011 6:04:53 PM


even I can tell you that it would be impossible to form a planet if not influenced by something that has gravity to make all this rubble spin around. but of course, that would be heretic. gravity before earth's gravity, nah!

4/12/2012 11:40:27 AM

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