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Imagine an assassin or covert group that could jump out of a low flying plane and hit the ground running. The mission would be over before the target even knew what happened. And this is exactly what I did. Between 1988 and 1992 there were several assassinations around the world that were so profound and so unbelievable that the cases are still unsolved. The assassin would shoot all the targets as well as all of the guards surrounding these prominent people with one shot to the head, so at the scene there would be all these bodies all with one bullet hole in their heads. Then the assassin would do things like go in, shoot everyone once in the head with a pistol then jump off a twenty story building with no parachute hit the cement and get up and run away. I am that assassin, and the FBI is looking for me (I will get into that more later).

Unknown, bibliotecapleyades.net 40 Comments [1/27/2011 4:45:44 AM]
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KR

And then i woke up from my dream.

1/27/2011 5:14:02 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I'm confused. Does it qualify as CSTDT if the conspircacy nut and the alleged conspirator are the same frigging person, but the conspiracy theory is still patent nonsense?

1/27/2011 5:19:13 AM

Table Rock

Were you up late watching Universal Soldier?

1/27/2011 5:20:15 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I'm glad I saved this pic of you from the early days of facebook...


1/27/2011 5:30:15 AM

KR

Dudes, you might wanna look at this guys site, it's... well... umm... just nuts.

tl;dr-warning though.

1/27/2011 5:47:10 AM

nutbunny

GIT'ARD MOTHERFUCKER!
YEAH!
WOOOOHH!!

you fucking idiot. Alcohol, weed, PCP or schizophrenia?

EDIT:
Visited your website Mr Pero. Jesus Christ! You can leap out of planes and kill 7 with 1 blow but you can't edit webpages to make them easily readable? Have some mental block there?

1/27/2011 6:03:00 AM

Matante

Nutbunny: Well obviously this guy is so manly that when he tries to type, his biceps bump his face, so he can't focus on the screen.

1/27/2011 6:41:56 AM

VodkaZombie

I think we need a new category here: Assassins Say the Darnedest Things.

1/27/2011 8:13:12 AM

Dr. Razark

"and the FBI is looking for me"

The rest of your BS aside, if the FBI is looking for you, perhaps you should stop posting stuff on the internet.

Please?

1/27/2011 8:39:21 AM

Argle Bargle

The whole site is one big tl;dr.

1/27/2011 9:05:24 AM

Jantaro

Ah, so /this/ is what you get when you mix PCP with cocaine. Hell of a drug, amirite?

1/27/2011 10:02:09 AM

Power Skunk

This sounds like the greatest goddamn video game EVER! Get someone on making this thing, pronto!

Srsly: Dude, you should put down the PlayStation, go outside, get some air, and maybe take a walk around the block. Really.

1/27/2011 10:39:13 AM




1/27/2011 10:42:20 AM

RodlenJack

I love conspiracy theorists. They always come up with the best story ideas.

1/27/2011 12:05:13 PM

Captain Klamydia

I think you're confusing yourself with this dude...

1/27/2011 12:09:15 PM

aaa

Sorry, but i think you are confusing yourself to someone else. From what i recall, those types of operations were carried out by small squads of well trained commandos with silenced carbines.

1/27/2011 3:32:59 PM

Balthazar The Wise

Sounds more like he's confusing himself with the Bourne Identity.

Anyway, I'd say he's probably schizophrenic...I hear that this is what happens to some of them, they are sure that they did something or had something happen to them, regardless of whether or not it's true.

For instance, like when I went back in time and seduced the Queen of Egypt and sired Alexander the Great.

What? What do you mean it didn't happen? Why else would I remember it?

j/k

1/27/2011 3:34:33 PM

J

If this guy was actually smart enough to avoid the FBI (and with the scale of the assassinations he's saying he committed, the Secret Service, the CIA, INTERPOL, and several foreign government agencies as well) for 23 years, and clever enough to figure out a way to survive a twenty-story fall and be in good enough condition to escape, I doubt he would be bragging about his exploits on the Internet.

1/27/2011 3:46:03 PM

Balthazar The Wise

Maybe he has adamantium bones.

1/27/2011 4:32:17 PM

WickedWitch

Nice fanfiction, bro.

1/27/2011 5:07:14 PM

Horus IX

cool story bro.

1/27/2011 5:19:25 PM

Scorpius

Trippy game of Assassins Creed man.

1/27/2011 5:33:27 PM



This guy needs to stop tripping on acid.

1/27/2011 10:31:19 PM

Doctor No

I really sympathize with this guy. Either he is schizophrenic, or he has been so far restrained in his social development that his ideas of real life are severely hampered.

And seriously, given that MKULTRA was real, I can give the benefit of the doubt of being fed psychotropics. NOT the rest though. The rest is just mental illness

1/28/2011 2:25:04 AM

vaiyt

"Imagine an assassin or covert group that could jump out of a low flying plane and hit the ground running."

The only ones I can imagine doing that are blatantly superhuman fictional characters.

1/28/2011 4:38:37 AM
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