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The news media is showing only two camps to either Americans or the rest of the world: the camp of bin Laden, and the secular camp led by Obama.

That is a lie. There is another camp: the camp composed of Militant Christians who will fight to the death rather than be enslaved by any secular--which is just another word for Satanic--regime in the USA. Read our strategy OR Watch any of the videos like this one that I made during the Horsley for Governor campaign and you will see real undeniable evidence that Christians in the USA are being moved by Lord Holy Ghost to prepare to fight to the death to return the Law of the Lord Jesus Christ to His rightful place of authority in the USA. That is a mililtant Christian camp if there ever was one (and history is replete with evidence this is not the first time Lord Holy Ghost has moved His people toward war), a Christian camp that the world needs to know about!

Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia 73 Comments [1/27/2011 6:09:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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John_in_Oz

If God wanted you to be Governer of Georgia he wouldn't have given you the name Horsley.

1/27/2011 9:21:24 AM

Panz

Let me guess, member of the Army of God?
Hopefully this man is just too nuts even for his own religion to vote for him

1/27/2011 9:26:53 AM

breakerslion

In a sane world, you would be in an asylum Neal, instead of trying to run one. There is sufficient evidence to show that you are a danger to yourself and to others. Unfortunately, your other hero, Ronald McReagan, did a real number on the mental health system.

1/27/2011 9:33:16 AM

Doctor Whom

If secular = satanic, then this country was founded on satanism, in which case you'll surely want to emigrate. Let me take up a collection for a one-way ticket to the decidedly non-secular country of Iran.

1/27/2011 9:57:25 AM

G.Fieendish

Re: Zeus Almighty's post
Their "Lord & Saviour", George W Bush, was ranked 31st in a poll of U.S Presidents, complied in the U.K recently...
The current incumbent was not ranked as he's still in office, but if he was, he would be in joint 8th place with Ronald Reagan...
(In case you're wondering, George H W Bush a/k/a "George Bush the Senior" was ranked at No 22 in said poll...)

1/27/2011 10:01:44 AM

Power Skunk

Dude, just shut the fuck up and die in a fire. You're only perpetuating the retarded 'Bible-beating, inbred, uneducated southerner' stereotype.

1/27/2011 10:31:29 AM

werewolf

Who is this Lord Holy Ghost? And this Lord Jesus Christ? Are they equivalent to Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il of North Korea in your organization?
Or is LGH your war leader and LJC your political leader?

And who is Neal the Horsey?

1/27/2011 10:55:25 AM

Ludd

Is your plan to kill all of us non-believers with your run-on sentence?

1/27/2011 11:17:52 AM

Gimpo Pop Eyes

Right Neil Boy. Now you're talking sense. Well known facts:- a) secular is another word for Satanic
b) tolerant is another word for faggot
c) peace is another word for hippy
d) democrat is another word for communist
e) freedom is another word for sinful

Hey man you got the good vibes, so in other words God wants us to make war against sinful, Satanic, commie, hippy, faggots. Or, as peace-mongers might frame it, let's atack freedom-loving, peaceable and tolerant, democratic secularists. Fundie God is great and behead those who say it isn't.

1/27/2011 11:33:42 AM

Swede

"and history is replete with evidence this is not the first time Lord Holy Ghost has moved His people toward war"
Definitely! Don't want to Godwin, but does "Gott mit uns" ring a bell? What about the 30-year war during the 17th century in what is now Germany?

There are many many different camps in most conflicts, not only two or three. But sadly the news media, with Faux News in the lead, think that people can only handle two different sides at a time, and the other side is alwas SATAN. To normal people both (or all five) sides can have both good and bad in them, which is why a debate is always preferable to a war.

1/27/2011 11:34:56 AM

Anon

Of course he'd have to be from GA, /sigh

1/27/2011 12:13:32 PM

JSS

Oh, we know there's another camp. We just realized it'd be best to morph it in with the camp of Bin Laden rather than into a separate camp of it's own. A camp labled 'Unamerican Theocratic Poison'. A camp that would benefit from being crammed on a desolate island and nuked until it's underwater as far as I stand. Obama's presidency may have some flaws here and there, but the secularist 'camp' recognizes the Separation of Church and State and the importance of the First Amendment in ensuring our freedoms.

So please, hightail it to Iran or any of the other middle eastern fascist regimes with a religious stranglehold if you want to conduct your little 'takeover'.

1/27/2011 12:40:12 PM



You're right, the world needs to know, so you dangerous wannabe terrorists can be closely monitored and dealt with if necessary.

1/27/2011 12:49:57 PM

Mr Blur

Are you insane?

Scary shit.

1/27/2011 12:51:02 PM

TheJebusFire

Thank God I don't live in Georgia.

1/27/2011 12:57:50 PM

freako104

Wait....Did you just admit you want a theocracy?

1/27/2011 1:19:09 PM

Night Jaguar

"And who is Neal the Horsey?"

A mule fucker. No, SERIOUSLY.

1/27/2011 1:46:22 PM

grad student

The gospel according to Matthew:

43 “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor[a] and hate your enemy.’ 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45 that you may be children of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47 And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect."

I suppose the Fundies have some complicated explanation as to why this passage does not make this post completely unbiblical and contrary to everything Jesus taught?

1/27/2011 1:50:08 PM

Canama

This is one messed-up fellow. Fortunately he's a member of his own political party and thus has no chance of winning.

Go read his Wikipedia page for more screwed-up information. He actually said that he wants Georgia to succeed from the US and that if his son (Who's in the army) was sent to stop him, HE'D BE WILLING TO KILL HIM. And he also said that he's nearly killed his son before.

And then there's the whole mule thing...

1/27/2011 2:33:54 PM

John

There is another camp: the camp composed of Militant Christians who will fight to the death rather than be enslaved ...

No, that's the Bin Laden camp, too. Same lunatics, different religion.

1/27/2011 2:34:03 PM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

Better get to dying then bitch because we have been a secular nation for over 300 years.

1/27/2011 2:49:03 PM

loki

you are just a scared little boy who hides behind a book, so he can hate everything and everyone without taking responsibility

1/27/2011 2:51:05 PM

pete

Strong words from someone who admits that he practiced bestiality when he was young.

1/27/2011 3:15:58 PM

Old Viking

You will fight any secular regime? Aren't you 235 years late?

1/27/2011 3:28:34 PM

aaa

Neal, i don't think you understand just how badly you can be fucked by the federal government if you really were to follow your plans. That said, i can't see how this bloke would win an election. He isn't appealing to corporations and the petit-bourgeois.

1/27/2011 3:42:10 PM
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