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The news media is showing only two camps to either Americans or the rest of the world: the camp of bin Laden, and the secular camp led by Obama.

That is a lie. There is another camp: the camp composed of Militant Christians who will fight to the death rather than be enslaved by any secular--which is just another word for Satanic--regime in the USA. Read our strategy OR Watch any of the videos like this one that I made during the Horsley for Governor campaign and you will see real undeniable evidence that Christians in the USA are being moved by Lord Holy Ghost to prepare to fight to the death to return the Law of the Lord Jesus Christ to His rightful place of authority in the USA. That is a mililtant Christian camp if there ever was one (and history is replete with evidence this is not the first time Lord Holy Ghost has moved His people toward war), a Christian camp that the world needs to know about!

Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia 73 Comments [1/27/2011 6:09:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar
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Your face is camp.

1/27/2011 4:11:02 PM

Brianisha

Enslaved? LOL Thats the way christianity made me feel. What a whiny little shit. Cant take the heat, then dont provoke others to retaliate.

1/27/2011 4:14:57 PM



Sorry if anyone's side you're on Bin Ladin's.
Both of you are alike in that you want everyone to follow YOUR religion and nothing else.

1/27/2011 4:16:58 PM

Berny

The United States of America was founded as a secular nation, with secular laws, and freedom of (and from) religion based on secular government. There is no mention of God or Jesus Christ anywhere in the Constitution of the Bill of Rights.
You fail sir.

1/27/2011 4:26:22 PM

Night Jaguar

"There is no mention of God or Jesus Christ anywhere in the Constitution of the Bill of Rights."

Oh really?

And everyone knows using a standard calendar clearly implies endorsement of theocracy.

1/27/2011 4:50:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Lord Holy Ghost?

Is he related to Lord Have Mercy, or
Lord Love A Duck ?

1/27/2011 5:05:01 PM

The Grey Blob

We know that Lord Holy Ghost has a sexual preference for goats. The people of the Bible deliberately smelled of goat as a homage to Lord Holy Ghost. People with straggly beards or bushy beards have a preference for being insane. If a bearded man could choose between normalcy and insanity, he'd choose insanity every time.

When Lord Holy Ghost materializes, He usually takes the form of a goat-like man with a beard. Lord Holy Ghost likes to soothe His sweaty bollocks in the cool of a deep ocean. Lord Holy Ghost is three words that are fantastic to say out loud, but preferably when nobody is around, because unfortunately, saying Lord Holy Ghost aloud also indicates deep insanity. Which of course I am anyway.

1/27/2011 6:12:27 PM

Alencon

Gather together everyone that agrees with you and start the insurrection. This way the police can wipe all of you out at the same time.

1/27/2011 8:50:49 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Lord Holyghost, 278th in line for the throne.

1/27/2011 9:30:05 PM

Xoy

I am guessing that he has never read Romans 13.

1/27/2011 10:15:48 PM

WMDKitty

Only in the South...

1/27/2011 11:20:18 PM

Winterwolf00

I don't need to come up with a clever response for this fuckwit. His history tells enough.

Horsley is running in 2010 as a candidate for governor under his Creator's Rights Party on a nullification platform.[9] and said he was willing to kill his own son, who is a Sergeant in the Army, if he were sent to Georgia to stop him from seceding, and admitted to nearly killing his son once before.[10] ---Wikipedia

1/28/2011 12:45:30 AM

Gimpo Pop Eyes

It's official. Fundie God has officially been declared the God of lunatics. If you are stark, staring mad, then you need Fundie God. Are you beset by mental health troubles? Then Fundie God's your deity. Why? Because it's been 100% proven that Fundie God is several slices short of a full loaf.

Ever have a gnawing hunger to engage in irresponsible devastation or a desperate urge to take part in a ravening slaughter? Then, get with the Fundie God, He'll be your soul-mate. Do you find gullibility an easy and uncomplicated state in which to exist? Undemanding, and just do as you're told? Boy, have I got a bridge, ... er .. a deity to tell you about. Fundie God!

"OK", you ask, "What does this Fundie God look like?"
Well, take a look in the mirror. See that shambling oaf drooling back at you with the slack jaw and the carpet-hugging knuckles? That's what Fundie God looks like. His Son is very similar except that the Son's hair is blond and the Son's eyes are blue.

1/28/2011 3:06:21 AM

vaiyt

Since in practice you want the same things as Osama, I think the "news media" is right for once.

1/28/2011 4:13:01 AM

FMG

No you won't. That would make you traitors and terrorists. I mean seriously, you guys would get buggered since at best you are packing automatic weapons and at worst handguns while the army can bring flying robots that are so accurate they can hit a dude in a wheel chair...

1/28/2011 6:25:10 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ Night Jaguar

Apparently the sale of children as slaves was a holy undertaking as well:

http://www.teachingushistory.org/ttrove/billofsale.htm

1/28/2011 8:26:42 AM



If it were true, why fleeing from the XVI religiously massacrated Europe and not to begin a secular regime anyway?. I can't just make head or tail.

1/28/2011 10:28:54 AM

The Jamo

All you secular, normal and level-headed US citizens, come to Australia. It's nice here and you don't have to deal with that sort of bullshit.

1/28/2011 3:23:05 PM

Canama

@ The Jamo - I would, but I like my northern hemisphere seasons, thank you very much.

1/28/2011 10:15:00 PM

bluejaysfan

Neal, if you want a theocracy, go to fucking Iran, asshole!

1/28/2011 11:14:43 PM

The_L

Militant Christians frighten me and do more to turn me off Christianity than pretty much anything else ever could.

1/29/2011 5:32:22 AM

Doubting Thomas

And yet I'll bet money that Neal thinks that Christianity is a peaceful religion. I'm sure Jesus would be rolling over in his empty grave over the idea of "militant Christians."

The scary part is that someone who believe that Jesus has a rightful place of authority in the American government would have enough support to run for governor of one of the states. Granted, it is Georgia, but it's still frightening to those of us who value religious freedom.

1/29/2011 8:33:13 PM

SpukiKitty

Carl Palidino, Neal Horsley....

Fundies & Zoophilia....WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED?!

(What fitting surnames, too! Palomino & Horsey! LOL!)


1/31/2011 8:20:33 AM
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