If we create a groundswell of people demanding that the news media admit that there is another camp on this planet, the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love, is every bit, if not more, dangerous to the peace and prosperity of this world than any camp which looks to Osama bin Laden as its head.
What makes the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ so dangerous is it lies in the midst of the United States of America and is composed of people who are literally indistinguishable from the secular majority which presently looks to the Obamanation for its leadership, succor and support. Those militant Christians are organizing now to nullify the evil laws forced down our throats by the Obamanation of Desolation.
The FBI knows all about what I'm saying here. Not a month ago, I spent three hours talking to three FBI agents where we examined every aspect of the strategy that I advocate in my campaign for Governor. They did not arrest me because everything I am talking about is perfectly legal.
Now obviously the government agents can come arrest me at any time of the day or night for any bogus reason their minds can vomit forth. And obviously, as they did when they arrested me and Jonathan O'Toole for allegedly threatening to murder Sir Sodomite, Elton John, they can put anybody in jail for just about any length of time on any bogus charges. But that does not change the fact that if we don't break the law, they finally have to let us go, like they had to let me and Jonathan O'Toole go.
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Fucking crazy Dominionist. Fortunately, every reliable source about them says they're astroturfing and have only a few thousand members at most. However, we still have to keep an eye on the Religious Right, because of its plethora of useful idiots and neocons who desire an alliance with the lunatic fringe Dominionists, (or as they call themselves, Reconstructionists.)
@ arctic knight
The election's over.
As a Georgia resident, and one of the sane ones, I present these 2010 general election resulsts. The numbers kinda speak for themselves but I'll point out that Mr. Mule Fucker got less than 50 votes.
Even the crazy people in George are not THAT crazy.
Nathan Deal Republican 1,365,832 53.0%
Roy E. Barnes Democratic 1,107,011 43.0%
John H. Monds Libertarian 103,194 4.0%
David C Byrne Write-In 76 0.0%
Neal Horsley Write-In 48 0.0%
Yea, ok, that's a bit scary.\
We have to stop these people from ever getting their finger on the button.
You will be put in jail not for your Christian beliefs but your seditious plans to undermine the government.
You really should take the visit from the FBI as a sign to tone it down a notch.
..but you can't cuz ur batshit crazee.
Best thing to do, is to summon Lord Holy Ghost to lead the armies of you and your fellow poor mental health sufferers to forcibly overthrow President Obama and then immediately start a false beard manufacturing business. The first law you should enact, as God's representative in America, is that it is mandatory for everyone who exists outside of a womb to wear a beard, either straggly or bushy, females included, on pain of death. You'll make a fortune.
So basically you are encouraging crime? I mean not following the laws is fine if the laws are oppressive but you guys want to not follow the laws because you are villains.
Also since when does the FBI agree that not following the laws is good.
the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love
Anyone else's irony meter peg out at maximum on that statement? Speaking the truth in love from an army .
And it makes me feel far better to know that the FBI probably has a running file on Neal, not to mention that his claim of a silent majority is just smoke screen to try to inflate their numbers.
It obviously didn't occur to Mr. Kneel, Horsey that the FBI let him go (if that interview even existed outside of his fevered imagination) because they decided he's a helpless old loon and no real threat to Elton John or anyone else.
By the way: Hiya, neighbor Zeus! Recent transplant to Georgia myself.
Thanks for the election breakdown, Zeus Almighty . I suspect that 47 of the 48 idjits who voted for Muleman were his inbred relatives whom he beat or threatened into submission. (The other was a jackass, either one of Horsley's former lovers or himself.)
They did not arrest me because everything I am talking about is perfectly legal.
Now obviously the government agents can come arrest me at any time of the day or night for any bogus reason their minds can vomit forth.
Um, massive fucking contradiction, anybody?
You just know this lunatic's rhetoric is going to incite some other psycho to violence some day. Then we'll get to hear the cry of all armchair generals with an imaginary army, "He acted alone!"
Fortunately, even the Great Unwashed are not fools enough to vote for the Grossly Unmedicated.
LOL @ your pipe dream
snap into reality.
@Brain_In_A_Jar
Um, massive fucking contradiction, anybody?
No. That’s a massive mule -fucking contradiction.
"I spent three hours talking to three FBI agents where we examined every aspect of the strategy that I advocate in my campaign for Governor."
Yeah, I'll bet. Lying is still lying.
The very idea you have a shot at any office is laughable at best
"I spent three hours talking to three FBI agents where we examined every aspect of the strategy that I advocate in my campaign for Governor."
Yeah, I'll bet. Lying is still lying.
The very idea you have a shot at any office is laughable at best
@Dr. Shrinker
> 48 votes?!? In the entire state? Dang, even Fred Phelps got more votes when he ran for mayor of Topeka.
Yeah, but they were all votes cast by his own eternally bullied family.
Horseass is delusional. His so-called "Army of Jesus Christ" is so fragmented it can't agree on which version of the Bible to read, never mind what activities to focus on.
Not every Christian is as retarded about homosexuality as you idiot fundamentalists. People have realized that with all the other problems we have to deal with in society, homosexuality doesn't even make the list. Not a problem. Move on.
So what is your point? You've an army of dangerous, unstable, psychopaths? Well, duh? You're not going to accomplish shit, though, remember that.
A lot of what Neal says is shit, but I wouldn't be surprised if the FBI talked to this nut. This dude is scary.
"Horsley was arrested in Carrollton, Georgia on March 12, 2010 by police on charges of terroristic threats, making criminal defamation and using the Internet to disseminate threats in relation to a February 28, 2010 video[11] which he had posted on his YouTube account; the video showed him holding a sign saying "Elton John must die" and him saying that "What Elton John has done is desecrated the image of the Lord Jesus Christ, blasphemed the Lord Jesus Christ"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Horsley#Elton_John_incident
Please, have yourself neutered, and then take a vow of silence, because everything falling from your mouth is shit. It's illegal to threaten to kill someone, you were rightly arrested because you did so threaten, so suck it up princess!
@DevilsChaplain
Why...my dear friend, it is "allegedly" threatening because he's not saying someone should KILL him, merely that he must die. Since he must truly mean by natural means, and most certainly not saying that his good, peace loving Christian Army of God should take up arms, and kill someone, that is why our dear friend is obviously, OBVIOUSLY falsely accused, and is being persecuted.
[/sarcasm, if it's really necessary]
"If we create a groundswell of people demanding that the news media admit that there is another camp on this planet, the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love, is every bit, if not more, dangerous to the peace and prosperity of this world than any camp which looks to Osama bin Laden as its head."
"The Army of the Lord Jesus Christ"? Uganda has something like that , the results aren't exactly pretty ...
At least he admits that Xian fundies are as dangerous (and as nutty) as Muslim fundies...
Bogus? Perhaps death threats and such aren't enough?
That and amusing ideas of having overweight, inbred 50ish fucks in a camp trying to act important while toting rusted mosin nagats.
As a staunch believer in freedom I am delighted that a douchebag like this can run for high office. As a rational person I am appalled and amazed that he could actually be elected.
God bless America. At the same time one of the greatest and one of the dumbest nations on earth.
"the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ...is every bit, if not more, dangerous to the peace and prosperity of this world than any camp which looks to Osama bin Laden as its head."
Quoted for truth.
*massive facepalm*
I've just agreed with Neal Horsley on something. I may need to bleach my brain.
@ shykid
"I find the fact even 48 people voted for this loon alarming."
No, what's REALLY scary is that in 1990 David Duke received 43 percent of the votes in a U.S. Senate race in Louisiana and in a later race received 32 percent of the votes in a race for governor ...
Death threats and conspiracy to commit murder are still crimes. Getting out of jail free comes not from your monstrous nature and explicitly stated as violently militant beliefs being correct so much as you are influential. From what I've seen of Obama's lawmaking... His role seems to be to make impassioned speeches one crowd, non-commital promises that backpedal on his speeches to the next, and finally the bare minimum of eye contact at the drawing table before letting Washington's real policy makers and powerbrokers do their thing like they've always done. Status quo is God.
Did you just-
Did you seriously just call Elton John Sir Sodomite? That is the funniest thing I have read on this site yet.
I'm sorry, use of the word "Obamanation" is now a minor breach of the internet law. Go stand in the corner and think about what you've just said.
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