Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia

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If we create a groundswell of people demanding that the news media admit that there is another camp on this planet, the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love, is every bit, if not more, dangerous to the peace and prosperity of this world than any camp which looks to Osama bin Laden as its head.

What makes the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ so dangerous is it lies in the midst of the United States of America and is composed of people who are literally indistinguishable from the secular majority which presently looks to the Obamanation for its leadership, succor and support. Those militant Christians are organizing now to nullify the evil laws forced down our throats by the Obamanation of Desolation.

The FBI knows all about what I'm saying here. Not a month ago, I spent three hours talking to three FBI agents where we examined every aspect of the strategy that I advocate in my campaign for Governor. They did not arrest me because everything I am talking about is perfectly legal.

Now obviously the government agents can come arrest me at any time of the day or night for any bogus reason their minds can vomit forth. And obviously, as they did when they arrested me and Jonathan O'Toole for allegedly threatening to murder Sir Sodomite, Elton John, they can put anybody in jail for just about any length of time on any bogus charges. But that does not change the fact that if we don't break the law, they finally have to let us go, like they had to let me and Jonathan O'Toole go.

Neal Horsley, Horsley for Governor of Georgia 69 Comments [2/1/2011 6:22:18 AM]
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#1251453

Brendan Rizzo

Fucking crazy Dominionist. Fortunately, every reliable source about them says they're astroturfing and have only a few thousand members at most. However, we still have to keep an eye on the Religious Right, because of its plethora of useful idiots and neocons who desire an alliance with the lunatic fringe Dominionists, (or as they call themselves, Reconstructionists.)

2/1/2011 6:38:19 AM

#1251455

Neal Horsley = Dominion Movement = Christian Taliban in the USA.

Proof positive Islam is not the only theocratic political system hell bent on complete domination and subjugation of all peoples.

2/1/2011 6:41:24 AM

#1251456

arctic knight

A crazy militant Xian conspiracy theorist does not make a very good governor. I only wish I voted in Georgia so I could vote against this insane freak.

2/1/2011 6:41:58 AM

#1251463

Zeus Almighty

@ arctic knight

The election's over.
As a Georgia resident, and one of the sane ones, I present these 2010 general election resulsts. The numbers kinda speak for themselves but I'll point out that Mr. Mule Fucker got less than 50 votes.
Even the crazy people in George are not THAT crazy.

Nathan Deal Republican 1,365,832 53.0%

Roy E. Barnes Democratic 1,107,011 43.0%

John H. Monds Libertarian 103,194 4.0%

David C Byrne Write-In 76 0.0%

Neal Horsley Write-In 48 0.0%

2/1/2011 6:52:31 AM

#1251474

Mister Spak

Let's put Captain mule-fucker in a cell with a mule, that way he'll never want to leave.

2/1/2011 7:09:17 AM

#1251488

TGRwulf

Yay! /sarcasm

More Christian conspiracy theorists!!

2/1/2011 7:30:23 AM

#1251495

JohnTheAtheist

Yea, ok, that's a bit scary.\

We have to stop these people from ever getting their finger on the button.

2/1/2011 7:34:46 AM

#1251500

Navelgazer

You will be put in jail not for your Christian beliefs but your seditious plans to undermine the government.

You really should take the visit from the FBI as a sign to tone it down a notch.

..but you can't cuz ur batshit crazee.

2/1/2011 7:39:12 AM

#1251511

Pule Thamex

Best thing to do, is to summon Lord Holy Ghost to lead the armies of you and your fellow poor mental health sufferers to forcibly overthrow President Obama and then immediately start a false beard manufacturing business. The first law you should enact, as God's representative in America, is that it is mandatory for everyone who exists outside of a womb to wear a beard, either straggly or bushy, females included, on pain of death. You'll make a fortune.

2/1/2011 7:59:20 AM

#1251513

FMG

So basically you are encouraging crime? I mean not following the laws is fine if the laws are oppressive but you guys want to not follow the laws because you are villains.

Also since when does the FBI agree that not following the laws is good.

2/1/2011 8:07:15 AM

#1251520

TB Tabby

Congratulations, Georgia, you kept this nutjob out of office. Too bad you elected a representative who wants to ban driver's licenses.

2/1/2011 8:47:39 AM

#1251521

Doubting Thomas

the camp of the Army of the Lord Jesus Christ, and that camp, while slow to anger, and desiring only to speak the truth in love

Anyone else's irony meter peg out at maximum on that statement? Speaking the truth in love from an army.

And it makes me feel far better to know that the FBI probably has a running file on Neal, not to mention that his claim of a silent majority is just smoke screen to try to inflate their numbers.

2/1/2011 8:49:38 AM

#1251528

Lucilius

It obviously didn't occur to Mr. Kneel, Horsey that the FBI let him go (if that interview even existed outside of his fevered imagination) because they decided he's a helpless old loon and no real threat to Elton John or anyone else.

By the way: Hiya, neighbor Zeus! Recent transplant to Georgia myself.

2/1/2011 9:02:24 AM

#1251532

Dr. Shrinker

@ Zeus Almighty

48 votes?!? In the entire state? Dang, even Fred Phelps got more votes when he ran for mayor of Topeka.

2/1/2011 9:06:11 AM

#1251533

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Thanks for the election breakdown, Zeus Almighty. I suspect that 47 of the 48 idjits who voted for Muleman were his inbred relatives whom he beat or threatened into submission. (The other was a jackass, either one of Horsley's former lovers or himself.)

2/1/2011 9:08:43 AM

#1251535

nutbunny

desiring only to speak the truth in love

You mean in smug, maniacal glee?

2/1/2011 9:10:15 AM

#1251536

aaa

Dude, i dare you to fuck with Uncle Sam. Your ass will be grass before tea time.

2/1/2011 9:11:47 AM

#1251539

Lucilius

@Jezebel's Evil Sister: Or Georgia has 47 other people who find mules attractive.

2/1/2011 9:20:53 AM

#1251540

breakerslion

You just know this lunatic's rhetoric is going to incite some other psycho to violence some day. Then we'll get to hear the cry of all armchair generals with an imaginary army, "He acted alone!"

Fortunately, even the Great Unwashed are not fools enough to vote for the Grossly Unmedicated.

2/1/2011 9:26:09 AM

#1251541

Brain_In_A_Jar

They did not arrest me because everything I am talking about is perfectly legal.

Now obviously the government agents can come arrest me at any time of the day or night for any bogus reason their minds can vomit forth.

Um, massive fucking contradiction, anybody?

2/1/2011 9:26:40 AM

#1251549

jas43

LOL @ your pipe dream

snap into reality.

2/1/2011 9:36:33 AM

#1251556

Xotan

Not Neal Horsearse again! Mercy! Spare us!

2/1/2011 9:50:20 AM

#1251563

Originally posted by Brain_In_A_Jar

Um, massive fucking contradiction, anybody?

No. That’s a massive mule-fucking contradiction.

2/1/2011 10:38:48 AM

#1251564

nazani14

I love the way all these nutters rely so heavily on the rights provided by the government- the same evil repressive government that they claim is trying to destroy them.

2/1/2011 10:39:56 AM

#1251569

Jack Bauer

This guy does talk an appalling load of crap, doesn't he...

I expect he'll get elected.

2/1/2011 10:56:54 AM

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