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The "sovereign citizens" are a great one because by and large they just want to be left alone. They dont go around shouting about killing politicians or blowing things up or even arming themselves and parading around.

They just want to be left alone.

The worst they tend to do is not pay their taxes.

So why does that garner the FBI's attention?

Those lunatic fringe sovereigns wanting to be left alone!! Let's torch their buildings and shoot their children like we did in Idaho and Texas.

thisguyrighthere, Above Top Secret 19 Comments [1/28/2011 4:45:10 AM]
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Doctor Fishcake

Um, how about those two sovereign citizens who shot and killed two Arkansas police officers in 2010?

1/28/2011 5:52:09 AM

Seeker in the Dark

@Doctor Fishcake:

But, but, they just wanted to be left alone!!1!

1/28/2011 6:59:21 AM

nutbunny

[holds outside of wrist up to forehead with pained look upon face]
I Vant...
To Be...
Alone..

[BANG BANG]

Alone...

1/28/2011 7:23:58 AM

mad the swine

"The worst they tend to do is not pay their taxes.

So why does that garner the FBI's attention? "

... because tax evasion is a crime?

1/28/2011 7:34:52 AM

aaa

Did you know that Uncle Sam hates it when idiots like you run around on his property and don't pay their fees.

1/28/2011 8:04:53 AM

jsonitsac

I don't know, because income tax evasion is a crime and so is shooting at people charged with enforcing the law? Just a wild guess though.

1/28/2011 10:45:47 AM



Tax evasion is a crime, baby. That's why they get attention from the FBI.

1/28/2011 10:55:35 AM



I'm pretty sure the worst they do is shoot policemen. But even if it is just tax evasion...well Wesley Snipes will tell you that has legal consequences.

1/28/2011 11:09:25 AM



You mean like the Incredible Hulk?

1/28/2011 11:11:25 AM

werewolf

Maybe, because they pose a danger to themselves and to others.


1/28/2011 5:23:24 PM

FMG

Because not paying your taxes is a good way to make sure the government wants to talk to you. After all you do use their "stuff". Like Roads and Shit.

1/29/2011 2:00:52 AM

KR

"The worst they tend to do is not pay their taxes.

So why does that garner the FBI's attention? "

Question before the answer, please. Otherwise, spot on. Tax evasion happens to be a crime.

1/29/2011 3:48:29 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Let's torch their buildings and shoot their children like we did in Idaho and Texas.

Now you're talkin'! I'm with you on this.

Oh, wait. You were being sarcastic/cute.

goddamnit...


1/29/2011 5:53:57 AM

WMDKitty

Yet again, a few minutes of research proves a nutter wrong.

"Sovereign citizens" are, by and large, murderers and traitors.

1/29/2011 2:18:42 PM

Brendan Rizzo

For a moment I thought this guy was against the Tea Party. I was wrong.

1/29/2011 4:07:14 PM



Recently there was a trial in my town of a "sovereign Citizen" murdering another person...

So yeah...

1/30/2011 11:13:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

If all they want is to be left alone, why do they always join anti-government militias and talk about killing politicians and blowing stuff up?

And I never really understood how these people justify to themselves not paying taxes while driving on federal highways and receiving other benefits from the government.

1/30/2011 8:51:48 PM



Don't bother anyone?

What when they illegally walk into foreclosed homes and claim they own it because 'Banks can't own houses'?

1/31/2011 5:43:51 PM



Doubting Thomas, it's because people like this haven't even reached an 18th century-level of political science. Social contract, and all that.

11/17/2011 3:09:08 PM
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