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[explaining his statement that evolution can't be true because clouds don't evolve]

Clouds are cells made with water instead of DNA

They move, grow and divide themselves

Smiling Pebble, Y! answers 79 Comments [1/30/2011 2:58:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 141
WTF?! || meh
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Dale

This has to be the most hilarious thing I've ever read in years!

1/30/2011 3:03:15 PM

Kinderklein

While at it, I'd like to see Pebble define "life".

1/30/2011 3:08:25 PM

DevilsChaplain

And metal is made of metal cells. Rocks are made of rock cells. Plastic is made of plastic cells. They divide, that's how we get more metal, rocks and plastic.



What? You mean science doesn't work that way?

1/30/2011 3:13:02 PM

Atheissimo

So... fire is alive because it's metabolism is burning things and its reproduction is setting fire to other things amirite?

1/30/2011 3:25:31 PM

Doctor Whom

Even on Y!A, many people saw through Smiling Pebble's "logic." Smiling Pebble, how does it feel to be a great big tard even by Y!A standards?

1/30/2011 3:30:50 PM

Iczer-four

LOL Wut?

1/30/2011 3:56:13 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

I suppose its because of all of those sky fairies that Jeebus stuck up there.

1/30/2011 4:06:05 PM

Tempus

Fun fact# 34,779: Clouds aren't "alive."

1/30/2011 4:19:07 PM

Elia

Who in the what?

1/30/2011 4:32:35 PM

SpukiKitty

WHERE DO THESE WEIRDOS COME FROM?! THEY ARE NOT HUMAN!

1/30/2011 4:34:21 PM



I imagine your smile as being of the drooling idiot variety Mr Pebble.

1/30/2011 4:36:10 PM

Brianisha

They also become tornadoes, hurricanes, tsunamis.....

1/30/2011 4:42:09 PM

The Grey Blob

And when liquid comes out of clouds, we call it rain, or possibly hail, or snow, even.

And when when liquid comes out of Smiling Pebble, we call it drool, or possibly dribble, or slobber, even.

1/30/2011 4:46:16 PM

Hive

LMAO

1/30/2011 4:59:40 PM

Alencon

Clouds break apart like rocks break apart they don't reproduce and pass on their cloud genes to little cloudlets.

When are these idiots going to understand the simple fact that evolution only applies to entities that biologically reproduce.

1/30/2011 5:01:58 PM

Old Viking

This is major! Major I tell you!

1/30/2011 5:06:40 PM

Sasha

Should I alert the Nobel committee?

1/30/2011 5:20:29 PM

Mathias

Hold on a minute... when was it decided that clouds were living organisms?

1/30/2011 5:22:02 PM

anevilmeme

So what your saying is clouds reproduce asexually?


1/30/2011 5:43:29 PM

John_in_Oz

Clouds DO evolve!
You've seen them make a ducky, and horsey and a frog ....
</payment in his own coin>

1/30/2011 6:18:34 PM

Evilution Teacher

Head desk, head desk, head desk. Umm, yeah. You fail biology, physics, chemistry, and meteorology. You probably are one of those in my geology class who attempts to tell me that a rock is a living organism so I will just assume that you would fail that as well.

1/30/2011 6:29:37 PM

NoriMori

@Alencon

"Clouds break apart like rocks break apart they don't reproduce and pass on their cloud genes to little cloudlets."

That made me laugh! Thanks! XD

1/30/2011 6:31:26 PM

TGRwulf

I can't even come up with an intelligent retort to this level of sheer stupidity.

1/30/2011 6:32:47 PM

Amanda

I knew as soon as I finished the parentheses that this was going to be a good one. LOL

1/30/2011 6:45:20 PM

AIF

Moreover there is no variation between H2O molecules, and no heritable traits that could affect survival and reproductive fitness. Hence we get EXACTLY what the Darwin said we should expect. Not posessiong any of the above traits means that cloud evolution is impossible

1/30/2011 7:09:13 PM
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