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I do not believe in the existence of atheists. No, this is not a play on words or a trick statement. Atheists don’t exist. By “atheist” I am referring to the ideal person who does not believe in the existence of God, not the person who labels themselves as an atheist. Clear as mud? All people who label themselves as “atheist” are not, by definition, atheists, because they all believe in the existence of God.

Dante Tremaine, Christian Theology 114 Comments [1/31/2011 4:49:31 AM]
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Big Jilm

Who gives a fuck what you believe?

1/31/2011 10:58:15 AM


I do not believe in theists. All theists just claim they believe in god because they too afraid to face death head on, so they play gullible in the hope that there is an afterlife and that everything they do in life actually make some kind of cosmic sense. But in actuality, I believe that all theists deeply know that their beliefs are not rational and in no way supported by reality. They beat this cognitive dissonance with with willful ignorance and denial.

My reasoning is better, still wrong though.

1/31/2011 11:07:52 AM


I think like an atheist, talk like an atheist, look like an atheist, smell like an atheist, taste like an atheist. Darwin Christ! I must be Christian!

1/31/2011 11:09:18 AM


From the article:-

"And most of the time, the list usually begins and ends with Christians being such big jerks, which is, unfortunately, one thing the nonbeliever got right. They don’t want to believe in God because they don’t want to end up like us."


Oh, any idea how I embolden text here in the comments?

Edit: Cheers Rat of Steel. Hmm, any relation to the Stainless Steel Rat?

1/31/2011 11:10:30 AM


I believe you are incorrect.

1/31/2011 11:16:51 AM

Rat of Steel

"Oh, any idea how I embolden text here in the comments?"

Yes. Substitute square brackets for the parentheses shown in the examples below.

(b)bold text here(/b)
(i)italic text here(/i)
(u)underlined text here(/u)
(s)struckout text here(/s)

Yes, they can stack.

1/31/2011 11:20:41 AM

Dr. Razark

I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

Do you?

1/31/2011 11:28:29 AM

Pule Thamex

Hey Dante, I bet that you are not in the slightest bit at all worried about me calling you a steaming great big-girl's blouse and a stupid moronic unintelligent moron with a penchant for kerb-knuckling. The fact that I think you are almost as retarded as your cretinous God probably doesn't perturb you at all you stupid mouth breathing simpleton. Why? Because what you believe doesn't exist can't hurt you.

1/31/2011 11:49:57 AM

Old Viking

Who knew?

1/31/2011 11:54:22 AM

Average Guy

I want a million dollars. Doesn't make it so.

1/31/2011 11:54:30 AM


Sometimes I almost feel sorry for the poor things. They are so consumed by their Beliefs that they can't even imagine a person who is not similarly afflicted.

1/31/2011 12:09:38 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

So, if I don't exist, does this mean I get to run around naked?

1/31/2011 12:15:20 PM


1=1,000,000,000,000,000, because any zero = nothing. IOW it's all bullshite, like the pesudonym.

Or, by the same tremainian logic, Dante believes in the FSM, with all his sacred, holy and healing noodly appendages, despite his claims to be a Christian..

1/31/2011 12:41:14 PM


What is this I don't even....

1/31/2011 12:58:35 PM


I do not believe in reality. All reality that presents itself before me is not, by definition, real, because I say so.

1/31/2011 1:06:31 PM


1/31/2011 1:31:19 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

Atheism is a statement of disbelief in deities, nothing more, nothing less. In america, there is very little encouragement for anyone to come out and claim they are atheists. If an American citizen says they are an atheist, publicly, then I put HEAVY weight on the risk that person takes to be honest about their disbelief.

To say atheists dont exist is to say that everyone believes in some sort of god or goddess. I do not believe in divine beings, therefore I am an atheist..therefore you are wrong.

This is nothing but word play

1/31/2011 1:44:39 PM


FINALLY! One of mine got accepted! :D

1/31/2011 1:45:08 PM


Then again, by definition nobody believes all of the Bible (it's the contradictions, y'see), so Christians don't really exist either.

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1/31/2011 2:39:12 PM


What an unfathomably stupid statement made in the quote.

The difference between God and Atheists is that Atheists have shown themselves to the world, and their existence can be verified.

1/31/2011 3:04:30 PM


I laughed.

1/31/2011 3:52:32 PM

Philbert McAdamia

I don't know how they do it.
I could never make myself believe that pigs fly, because I know they don't. Yet, that seems to be the very basis causing them to believe the things they cling to.
--- Pigs don't fly, so they do.---
< picture Oliver Hardy doing one of his exasperated eye-burns into the camera >

1/31/2011 4:19:35 PM


Clear as mud?

Nope, it doesn't even reach that level of clarity it's about as clear as the inside of a black hole and far more dense.

1/31/2011 4:21:26 PM

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