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I do not believe in the existence of atheists. No, this is not a play on words or a trick statement. Atheists don’t exist. By “atheist” I am referring to the ideal person who does not believe in the existence of God, not the person who labels themselves as an atheist. Clear as mud? All people who label themselves as “atheist” are not, by definition, atheists, because they all believe in the existence of God.

Dante Tremaine, Christian Theology 114 Comments [1/31/2011 4:49:31 AM]
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KR

Well, you couldn't get any more wronger than that.

2/9/2011 3:18:24 AM



My brain.. I can feel it dying...

Bhuh.

2/17/2011 7:47:58 AM



No. They. Don't.

2/17/2011 8:05:58 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Another fundamentalist who honestly thinks their beliefs actually reflect reality in some way. Well, here we go again:

- Not believing in evolution does not mean it doesn't exist. There is evidence to support it.

- Not believing in global warming does not mean it doesn't exist. There is evidence to support it.

- Not believing in atheists does not mean that they don't exist. There is evidence to support that they do.

By contrast:

- Believing in gods does not make them exist as there is NO evidence to support that they do.

2/17/2011 8:13:41 AM

Anon-e-moose

@emau99

"OK, Dante. I have a question for you.

Do you believe in Voltron, the Defender of the Universe?

Choose your answer carefully."

@Dumbte Trepain (in the arse)

"All people who label themselves as “atheist” are not, by definition, atheists, because they all believe in the existence of God."

So God is a cute, tsundere girl after all?:



You said it. I didn't.

Honesty. So refreshing in a fundie.

2/17/2011 8:38:34 AM

He Who Doubts

In a manner of speaking, he's right. Some people have a sliding scale of belief when it concerns the reality/fallacy dichotomy of something in particular. This is represented in the picture I have.



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Anyway the point is not all beliefs are exclusive, what Dante forgets is some are. Those who are never introduced to superstition might never be trapped by it.

“It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are born atheists, and were religion not inculcated into their minds, they would remain so.”

-Ernestine Rose
19th century atheist feminist, abolitionist, and intellectual

7/31/2011 4:51:21 PM

J. James

YES WE FUCKING DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR ASININE FAIRY TALE!!!

It's the most eye-crossingly RETARDED thing that anyone has ever fallen for!!

This is REALITY!!! We don't have TALKING SNAKES and FUCKING INCEST OUT THE ASS and MIRACLES and MAGIC and TALKING BURNING BUSHES and DIVINE WRATH and PEOPLE TURNING TO DUST and ZOMBIE JEWS!!!

It isn't that hard to grasp that people would be able to see through your BLINDLY OBVIOUS BULLSHIT!!

I am an Atheist! There is no God! I can prove that there IS NO GOD!! You can't prove that I DON'T EXIST!!

7/31/2011 4:57:52 PM

Styggian

Lol, okay buck-o *head pats*

7/31/2011 5:02:22 PM

Watergirl909

WELCOME TO THE MAD HOUSE, BATMAN!

8/27/2011 6:39:48 PM

Phoenix

No. They don't.


2/21/2012 1:24:14 PM



Were you born this stupid or did you have to work for it?

2/21/2012 1:41:40 PM

Justanotheratheist

So all of us who don't believe in god believe in god?

Um, no. Is this perhaps an entry in the Most Stupid Internet Post Ever contest? If so, it must have a very good chance of winning.

2/22/2012 1:59:08 AM

Snake

Doesn't Dante mean devil in some language?

6/16/2012 6:48:27 AM

anothga

Huh? But I... WHAT?

12/16/2013 11:12:46 AM
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