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Today, in 2011, the U.S.A. is totally dominated by Jews. Virtually every newspaper or magazine is owned by Jews. Their self-serving propaganda constantly fills the TV screen. The Federal government and Federal Reserve is totally under Jewish control. US military forces are the pawn of Israel. The banks, the markets are theirs. They systematically denigrate our Founding Fathers and our heritage and our Constitution.
The Jews are destroyers. They are also the Anti-Christ that the bible speaks of. They will destroy any and all things to get their way. They are ruthless, vile, filthy scum that serves their father, the devil. To befriend a Jew, is to sign your deathwarrent. The filthy Jew will trick you and lead you to your own destruction.
Thank you Rand Paul for standing up to this evil nation.

Melvin Provasek, reason.com 46 Comments [2/2/2011 4:42:26 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

I made it all the way to the Rand Paul part before I erupted into laughter.

2/2/2011 5:02:36 AM

nutbunny

I had no idea who Rand Paul was.
Now I know of "AQUA BUDDHA"
He's also kinda cute (Oh yes, you naughty conservative you!)

2/2/2011 5:53:08 AM

Smurfette Principle

Know who else was a Jew?

Jesus.

2/2/2011 6:11:24 AM

Lucilius

"... In fact, everybody and everything is a Jew except Rand Paul and myself! Oh, and maybe Mel Gibson. But Hosni Mubarak? Jew. Desmond Tutu? Jew. Snowstorm? Jew. Bird flu? Jew. Probability that I'll die in prison? Jew...."

2/2/2011 7:17:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

I think we have a trifecta. Anti-semitism, conspiracy, and religious fundieism.

But if this country is so totally under Jewish control, why is Christianity still so prevelant?

@Smurfette:

As heard on a comedy show: Jesus wasn't a jew, his last name was Christ, not Christowitz.

2/2/2011 7:45:47 AM

aaa

Yep, this is pretty much the sort of person who votes for Rand Paul.

2/2/2011 8:16:58 AM

SpukiKitty

...and Melvin blames Mr. Goldstein for his soggy cornfakes again.....

2/2/2011 9:38:35 AM

Brendan Rizzo

So, we have another Hitlerite, I see? How ironic that this guy would have supported Hitler, considering that his surname, Provasek, is very obviously Slavic and, had he been alive in Europe in the 1940s, he would have been sent to the death camps along with the Jews that he so despises.

2/2/2011 9:57:58 AM



Sorry to wake you up, weren't Jesus, the Virgin Mary and his disciples, emmm, Jews?. And are you telling me that Angelus is a Jew newspaper?, give me a break.

2/2/2011 11:39:57 AM

Creedence Leonore Gielgud

Let me see if I understand what you're saying. Does this sound about right?:

Jew Jew Jewy Jewing Jew Jew Jew. JEW!

2/2/2011 12:18:54 PM

Street Sharks

Rand Paul is the son of Ron Paul. Like his father, he is a Christian Dominionist, conservative/libertarian and follower of Alex Jones. Now this is just pure speculation on my part, but I also believe that Ron and Rand are probably secret adherents of Christian Identity. Both are proponents of the New World Order conspiracies involving "International Bankers" (read: Jews) and consider blacks to be less than human. And both these people hold public office.....

But as someone else mentioned, that Aqua Buddha shit has to be the strangest thing about the guy. Apparently, while under the influence of marijuana, Rand Paul kidnapped a female friend, tied her up, forced her to smoke marijuana and worship an idol that he created and called "Aqua Buddha". Fucking bizarre.

2/2/2011 12:43:42 PM

Dr. Killjoy

<i>To befriend a Jew, is to sign your deathwarrent. The filthy Jew will trick you and lead you to your own destruction.</i>

Funny, I have a Jewish friend I've known for over a year and nothing bad has happened.

2/2/2011 3:16:37 PM

Colgate

Sieg Heil to the new Furher, Rand Paul. Quite a bunch of supporters you have there, Rand.

2/2/2011 4:04:50 PM

Canadia

@Street Sharks

Does anyone really expect anything less bizarre than that from these sorts of people?

2/2/2011 4:40:10 PM

D Laurier

USA = America...
A predominantly CHRISTIAN nation state, controled by CHRISTIANS.
Most media there is controled by CHRISTIANS.


2/2/2011 7:32:42 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

..and Jesus was Jewish.

2/2/2011 7:57:41 PM

Dr. Steve Brule

JOOOWZ!!!!! JOOOOOWZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love the reaction that raging antisemitics like this guy give when you ask them to actually name who these Jews exactly are and how they are networked.

2/3/2011 2:15:23 AM



Y'know.
I'll give him that America is totally the thrall of Israel.
That's the only explanation for the idiocy.

I never got the "Jews control the banks" though. What about poor Jews?

2/3/2011 4:40:16 AM



@D Laurier
I don't know if they control the media per se (I doubt it, Jon Stewart would make a terrible overlord), but Jews are definitely overrepresented in the entertainment industry.

2/3/2011 4:43:57 AM

Unbeliever

but Jews are definitely overrepresented in the entertainment industry.

Historically, this particular bit makes perfect sense - when the big Jewish mafia (yes, there was a big Jewish mafia in the US, just as there was a big Irish and a bit later - a big Italian mafia) decided to legalize their income, they went after entertainment industry, with emphasis on the (then start-up) Hollywood.

2/3/2011 8:49:45 AM

DD

YAWWWWN... heard that before.

PS: How can the jews "control the world" if they only make up less than 0.2% of the worlds population

2/3/2011 10:41:11 AM

DD

Ignore this... :(

2/3/2011 10:50:12 AM



If Jews own everything and control everything, where the fuck is my cut?

2/3/2011 12:56:34 PM

DD

Or mine? I'm just a student who volunteers part-time instead of working :(

2/3/2011 1:22:13 PM

head shaker

damn that Jewish gentleman Rupert Murdock

2/3/2011 2:12:59 PM
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