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[The "electric universe" is not the same as electricity.]

LOL.

In fact it is.

Your dichotomy is absurd and indicates a crank worldview.

Why do you think electricity is a crackpot theory?

Why do you think electrons are magic?

Because the atheist deity called "Gravitation" can't account for them?

Just because gravitation [the atheist god] can't explain electromagnetism doesn't mean electromagnetism is magic.

Agonaces of Susa, Christian Forums 63 Comments [2/3/2011 6:11:32 AM]
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Panz

Sounds like we're approaching "Magnets, how do they werk" at light speed

2/3/2011 6:15:49 AM

Etiene

At least gravitation [assuming he means the force of gravity] is demonstrably extant. Puts it one up on Yahweh, Allah and the rest of the human pantheon...

2/3/2011 6:20:44 AM

Doctor Whom

The very next post in the thread says it all: "Couldn't you at least pretend not to be a troll?"

2/3/2011 6:25:56 AM

nutbunny

Atheist deity?
I assume a lot of things go waaaaaaaaaay over your head.

2/3/2011 6:27:44 AM

Horus IX

Wha...? ...You just didn't...Are you fucking kidding me?

Some people are just so fucking stupid that the only appropriate response is to slap them. Hard.

2/3/2011 6:37:49 AM

Mr. Creazil


So this is our god?

2/3/2011 7:11:41 AM



Poeishly trolltastic.

2/3/2011 7:14:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

Sorry, when you mention an atheist god, your argument loses any & all credibility.

2/3/2011 7:33:55 AM

Tempus

Oh, he's one of these guys

Electric Universe theorists are delightfully daft. For those who don't know, they're basically modern-day adherents of Immanuel Velikovsky's theories of catastrophism, who also believe that virtually everything that happens anywhere ever in the universe, from the surface temperature of Venus to the formation of craters on the moon, can be attributed to electromagnetic discharges and plasma effects.

Link

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2/3/2011 8:06:33 AM

breakerslion

I think some birds ate your breadcrumbs there Hansel.

2/3/2011 8:10:29 AM

HectorF

I'm convinced Agonaces is a poe. He started like a regular fundie, but he's gone into WTF territory recently.

2/3/2011 8:15:34 AM

Anon-e-moose

"the atheist deity called "Gravitation"

A question, Ignorance of Suza:



Whilst the manga/light novel/anime "Gravitation" is a fun read/watch, What the fuck does this have to do with the point you're trying to make?!

--EDIT--

Ah, I see someone was in b4 me. Great minds think alike eh, Mr. Creazil?!

b^_^d

2/3/2011 8:33:59 AM

Huckster Sam

Shine on you trolling diamond.

2/3/2011 8:43:24 AM

nutcase

Wh...what is this nonsense? I don't...

2/3/2011 8:51:58 AM



Fucking magnets...

2/3/2011 8:55:39 AM

darkevilme.

Congratulations, you're one of the few fundies who made me declare "what the fuck" out loud upon reading your insanity.

2/3/2011 9:19:48 AM

jephkay

This guy has a blog under the name Oil Is Mastery. He's an Expanding Earth/Electric Universe/Velikovskian/Intelligent Design/Pseudo-Christian nutcase.

2/3/2011 9:52:53 AM

Anon-e-moose

@#1252231

(emphasis added)

"Fucking magnets..."

Well, vibrators have electric motors in them, requiring magnets for them to work, so...!

X3

[/smartarse] ~_^

2/3/2011 10:20:34 AM

DevilsChaplain

Um, what's going on here?

2/3/2011 11:16:38 AM

Draken

Someone denies gravity, claiming the earth is a big magnet and we're tiny magnets. By extension, black holes do not exist because Stephen Hawking Said So.

In short, we're in Fundie Whackoland™

Hope that clears it up, DevilsChaplain.

2/3/2011 11:24:28 AM

Canadia

And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay stuff down for you.

2/3/2011 11:44:39 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Draken

Someone denies gravity, claiming the earth is a big magnet and we're tiny magnets.

Then I should be able to levitate by standing on my head, since similar poles repel.

2/3/2011 12:04:35 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new Cassiterides on our hands.

2/3/2011 12:11:20 PM

TGRwulf

That made my brain hemmorhage. Seriously.

2/3/2011 12:19:27 PM



Yep, that one has flummoxed me.

2/3/2011 12:36:59 PM
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