Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. If there are so many gay-haters out there looking to beat them up, wouldn’t it be safer for the gays? Turns out the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face gay movement is getting the special privleges they want ... and next they’re coming after our kids and grandkids.
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''Personally, I’d rather the blacks just get back in the plantations. If there are so many Klansmen out there looking to beat them up, wouldn’t it be safer for the blacks? Turns out the out-of-the-projects, in-your-face Civil Rights movement is getting the special privleges they want ... and next they’re coming after our jobs and daughters.''
Hey look! It's you in the 50s!
Personally, I'd rather the Christians just go back to worshipping their desert goat god in caverns and basements and Roman sewers. If there are so many christ-haters out there looking to beat them up, wouldn't it be safer for the christianists? Turns out the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face christ movement is getting the special priveleges they want ... and next they're coming after our kids and grandkids.
Hmm... he has grandkids...
Almost as if he was around in the 50's and 60's...
You know... that time with that civil rights movement or what not...
I wonder which side he was on...
I'd prefer that the Christians get back in the closet. You know, just like your bible says to go to your closet and pray?
And I really like your solution to anti-gay violence. It's not to stop the violence by teaching tolerance, but to force gay people to hide their sexuality or else they'll get beat up. Such Christian love. If anyone suggested to Christians that they hide their Christianity to avoid Christian-bashing, they'd have a holy fit.
And for the umpteenth time, it's not having special privileges to be able to live your life without persecution. And gays aren't coming for your kids to make them gay.
"Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. ...
Poor dear. You must get lonely in there, all by yourself.
> Personally,
Glad no one asked you,
> I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. If there are so many gay-haters out there looking to beat them up, wouldn’t it be safer for the gays?
OK, riddle me this: If the gays went back to the closet, what would the gay-haters who used to beat them up do?
Wouldn't the most logical thing their bird-brains could come up with be that they'd start beating up people at random just because they act a bit gayish?
Wouldn't this make life harder for straight people as well, hmm?
This happens when you don't think stuff through. Please think things through more often, Freepshow folks.
Won't address the other complaint you're making, because unlike your previous comment, which at least had a coherent (but blatantly wrong) reasoning, the other comment just plain doesn't follow any sort of logic at all, so it's far more difficult to disprove.
"Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet."
Matthew 6:6. Ergo...:
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Q.E.D., bitch.
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^ Even she is more Christian than you are, cheee. And Chii (from the manga "Chobits" by CLAMP) is a Persocom - an android.
@Jezebel's Evil Sister
'Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. ...'
"Poor dear. You must get lonely in there, all by yourself."
I'm just surprised that cheee hasn't found a friend in the form of a talking lion. With all the evidence of cheee being such a closet case himself, he's so far in that one of his, he's already in Narnia.
Actually, I'd much prefer that everyone was out and open about who they are. No misunderstandings. No need for subtle questions. No gay men marrying women to hide who they are.
Chee wouldn't be hit on constantly by handsome gay men. Cause I'm sure that's a HUGE problem in his life.
Much happier for everybody.
Once out of the closet, they cannot go back in. Sorry. Meanwhile, gay people get their civil rights, and the false idea of a "gay agenda" gets disproved and forgotten, while the fundies eventually move on to hating someone else, such as "furriners".
I still don't understand how wanting the same rights other people already have is demanding "special rights".
Also, they only are threatened with being beaten up by homophobic fundies like you.
Oh noes! Indoctrinating kids and grandkids... THAT'S OUR JOB!
Also, at the risk of a Godwin, I wonder why no one gave the German Jews that advice in the 1930's. Just think of all the trouble that could have been avoided. Oh wait....
Let's see here. I think it would be nice if we could allow our gay brothers and sisters not to have to fear for their safety when they leave the house. That's a fair statement. So, how can this be accomplished?
1. Have them lying to the world at large that they're gay.
2. Have the world at large be at worst apathetic or at best supportive of the fact that they're gay.
No doubt, 1 is easier. Too bad 2 is the more moral, ethically conscionable way of handling things.
And nobody is coming for your kids and grandkids except maybe their truant / probation officer.
First, they will not be getting special privileges. They will be getting the same privileges that everyone already has and gay people should have as human beings.
Second, it's incredibly ignorant to suggest that gay people hide who they are to avoid people who hate them, as if it's the homosexual's fault that there are people who can't handle who they are.
Lastly, GAY DOES NOT EQUAL PEDOPHILE.
In other words, you fail.
Ok... so on one hand...
"there are so many gay-haters out there looking to beat them up"
and yet on the other hand...
"the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face gay movement is getting the special privleges they want"
being beaten up doesn't sound to me much like a special privilege. Make your mind up. Consistency FAIL!
What a fucking asshole. So blacks wanting the same civil rights as whites should simply have stayed home and kept quiet if they were troubled by the violence microcephalic dickwads like you would heap upon them.
That's what you're essentially saying, asshole.
And the ones coming after your kids and grandkids are you and your retarded siblings, fucksitck.
"Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet. "
Wantin' some company, eh?
Personally, I’d rather the christians just get back in the closet. If there are so many christian-haters out there looking to beat them up, wouldn’t it be safer for the christians? Turns out the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face christian movement is getting the special privileges they want ... and next they’re coming after our kids and grandkids.
Yes, if there's so many racists out there, wouldn't it be safer for blacks to stay at home?
Or maybe people should just pull their heads out of their arses and learn to be tolerant of how people are born! It's easy to give in to fear, but it's far greater to stand up against bigotry.
And I'd rather the freepers got into a closet, so we don't have to read their drivel any more.
What about your in-your-face-hatred of anyone different from you, chee? You have many more special privileges than gays have. Gays are not coming after the kids, but the politicians and the priests are!
Yeah, how dare gays be happy with themselves
Take some of your own advice, not everyone likes your shit either
Personally, I’d rather the gays just get back in the closet
Yes, we have been receiving that message from your species loud and clear for many years.
Personally, I'd rather all your male relatives just get out of the closet. Unfortunately, for both of us, it would probably only be a maximum of 10%
Meanwhile, here in the real world, gay people have to fight hard just to be treated equally. Where is this delightful fantasy in which gay people get preferential treatment? Do bisexual people count as well? Because if we do, I'm heading over for my free manicures.
Personally, I'd rather the christians just stay in the closet and pray. Turns out the out-of-the-closet, in-your-face christian movement is getting the special privleges they want ... and next they’re coming after our kids and grandkids.
What you want doesn't count for jackshit. I'd rather put all you fucking fundies on a spaceship to Pluto, but that won't happen either.
Sadly (although luckily for Pluto - as if losing planet status wasn't insult enough.)
"coming after our kids and grandkids..."
So you're afraid that "the gays" might "convert" your family? Is that it? And this, in your mind says nothing about your parenting skills?
TLDR: The "gays" aren't turning people gay. You are.
Just how are they coming after our kids and grandkids? I noticed you didn't bother telling us how.
Also: "Personally, I'd rather women just went back in the closet with this woman's rights thing. If there are so many men out there looking down on them for this, wouldn't it be better if they did? Turns out the in your face Woman's Rights Movement is getting the special privleges they want...and next they're going to fill our daughters' and granddaughters' minds with their nonsense." That's you during the Woman's Rights Movement.
We don't want your kids and grand-kids unless you shave their pubes....
Oh, and fill their pubes rockets with Vodka
They're climbing in you your windows, they're snatching your people up! Try'n to rape them, so you better hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too cause they're raping everyone out here!
AHHHHHHHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Absolutely nothing in that statement was logical, fair, consistent or original to its speaker.
I'd rather argue with a parrot. Because at least: woah, talking animal.
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