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Bury a Pig for the USA!

In one US city pagan Muslims were planning to build an armory (mosque). One night patriotic residents buried a pig on the property. That "defiled" the property and the Muslims couldn't build there. Will some patriotic American go and bury a pig at the proposed site of the mosque in New York City, please?

Evangelist Samuel C. Gipp, Th.D, A Friend to Churches Ministries 80 Comments [2/8/2011 4:28:17 AM]
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A Pedant

Wait Pagan Muslims, can we do that now? I'm gonna start a Baptist Zoroastrian church.

2/8/2011 4:43:35 AM

HoverSponge

lol Pagan Muslims...

Well, I guess they are better than those pesky Christian Muslims.

2/8/2011 4:48:48 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

I will never cease to be amazed by the arrogance and stupidity of christ-stains.

*edit* I just read the rest of that page; what a load of horseshit.

2/8/2011 4:54:54 AM

Panz

Jesus christ...and I guess you see nothing wrong with the porno shop next to Ground Zero, just the center a few blocks away that already existed years before anyone wanted to use it

2/8/2011 4:55:09 AM

KR

So, churches are armories now, then? I've always wondered about that...

2/8/2011 5:02:43 AM

Doctor Whom

If my partner and I have sex on the site of a proposed megachurch, will that defile the site with teh ghey? By the way, a better argument can be made that Christianity is pagan (Trinity and all that) than that Islam is pagan.

2/8/2011 5:02:53 AM

Prager

Bury a pig? Sorry, no can do. As much as evangelical christians bug me, I would never allow one to be buried alive.

2/8/2011 5:03:33 AM

The_L

Patriotic Americans have better things to do than infringe upon their fellow Americans' freedom of religion.

2/8/2011 5:10:50 AM

cmatherly

A Pedant said "Wait Pagan Muslims, can we do that now? I'm gonna start a Baptist Zoroastrian church. "

How about ZenSunni?

Although personally I prefer the Orange Catholic Bible

2/8/2011 5:11:33 AM

Ken

That would be trespassing, vandalism, and a hate crime to boot. Patriotism!

Get over yoursleves. In the US, we can buy property and put whatever we want on it.

2/8/2011 5:16:20 AM

nutbunny

It's not a mosque
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!

2/8/2011 5:19:50 AM



...bury a pig at the proposed site of the mosque in New York City, please?

But what about the 100 or so mosques in NYC that already exist?!

2/8/2011 5:20:28 AM

Brianisha

Muslims are not Pagans. A pagan is a wiccan or someone who believes in many gods and goddesses.

As for the pigs idea, the only pig i see is you Samuel.

2/8/2011 5:21:20 AM



Ah, the noble and magical pig! As always, a perfect ward against all things Muslim

2/8/2011 5:54:11 AM

Mister Spak

Did you know some homos sneaked into your church and had a homo orgy? And then they had a satanic human sacrifice? Your church is defiles. You can't use it as a church any more.

2/8/2011 5:55:18 AM

TGRwulf

Three things.

First off, you and whoever did that are a bunch of bigoted fuckwits.

Second, correct me if I'm wrong, but can't Muslims only not EAT pork? I'm pretty sure that there's nothing in their religion about not being able to move a buried pig from underneath where they're putting the foundation for a mosque.

Third, IT'S NOT A FUCKING MOSQUE! It's a cultural center FOUR FUCKING BLOCKS from Ground Zero!!

2/8/2011 6:03:33 AM

Mihangel apYrs

would pork chops work?

(I'm not going to bother suggesting sausages 'cos the pork content is usually vanishingly low...

2/8/2011 6:04:31 AM

Swede

Muslims believe in many gods? Isn't that the Christians (the Trinity)?
Are you really allowed guns in a mosque? Either it's an armory, or it's a mosque (or it's just a community hall, like the one in NY).

How evil can you get? What would you say if someone peed on the crucifix or on a stack of Bibles?
Since you are apparently religious, Sammy, shouldn't you treat others as you want to be treated; respect other people with a faith as strong as yours?

2/8/2011 6:13:21 AM

Fedup

But won't you be uncomfortable under all that dirt?

2/8/2011 6:37:37 AM

John_in_Oz

Oh this guy will be a joy for years!
I just looked at tye earliest of his posted 'friendly letters', the one wherein he claims then-president Clinton was going to go to war on the citizens because he couldn't get his agenda through Congress.

2/8/2011 6:55:01 AM

dionysus

So all that has to be done to get rid of places of worship is to defile them? Well then, I'm planning on walking buck naked into every fundamentalist church I come across. The sight of that should defile them for a good 30 years.

2/8/2011 6:56:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

Cite? Or are you just spouting conservatard nonsense?

Pigs are not Muslim kryptonite.

And it's kind of hard to bury a pig under a building that already exists.

2/8/2011 7:05:01 AM

Anon

As an Atheist, I am as opposed to Islam as much as I am opposed to Christianity.

But I would never, ever engage in activities like peeing on bibles, burning qurans, or burying pigs to scare off Muslims in particular.

Why wouldn't I do this? Simply because its tasteless, stupid, unhonorable and insensitive to do so.

I rather prefer to critically analyze these belief systems, finding and exposing their inherent flaws, and I try never to deviate from intellectual honesty (except in the cases when a fundie is so silly that he deserves nothing but ridicule). Thats a much, much better way to debunk and battle opposing worldviews.

2/8/2011 7:05:18 AM

Mister Spak

Anon:

"except in the cases when a fundie is so silly that he deserves nothing but ridicule"

What other cases are there?

2/8/2011 7:22:39 AM

Horsefeathers

"In one US city pagan Muslims were planning to build an armory (mosque)."

What the hell is a "pagan Muslim"?

"One night patriotic residents buried a pig on the property. That "defiled" the property and the Muslims couldn't build there."

While I know that many Muslims have an extreme aversion to pigs, I find this very hard to believe.

"Will some patriotic American go and bury a pig at the proposed site of the mosque in New York City, please?"

Have at it. You've obviously buried your head in your ass so you've got some experience with such things.

2/8/2011 7:59:34 AM
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