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Perhaps you have noticed that people very often look ten to twenty years younger in their casket than when alive. I believe that reason for this to be the complete relaxation of all facial muscles when the spirits promoting strain and tension leave the body.

A demon called Ugliness is found in many persons. His job is to harass his host by continuously stating the he/she is repulsive and ugly. Ordinarily these spirits are born in a person or enter at such an early age that they seem always to have been there. Even handsome men and very beautiful women can be tormented cruelly by these lying spirits. Self Hatred and Insecurity are found teamed with Ugliness to increase the victim’s misery.

Win Worley, Hegewisch Baptist Church 94 Comments [2/17/2011 6:06:58 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

Thankfully, no demon called Ugliness is found in this one!


2/19/2011 7:22:34 AM



I prefer to think it has to do with the fact that some people working for some companies try to make the corpse look nice.

2/20/2011 5:04:30 AM

LOLwut_


2/21/2011 5:19:49 PM

Someone

You know, this isn't fundamentalist talk, this is perfectly reasonable talk dressed in fundamentalist clothes.

2/24/2011 3:52:24 PM

wombat

"Ugliness demons"? Is this guy joking?

2/25/2011 9:04:57 AM



LOL, and here I thought it was MAKEUP.

If there were actually "ugly demons," imagine the money you could make casting them out...

3/4/2011 2:36:32 AM



Or maybe because of techniques like balsaming.

3/26/2011 12:50:11 PM

Elia

Embalming and Makeup: A mortician's two best friends.

3/26/2011 5:15:18 PM

hbcvictim

Seriously?? This is one of the many reasons I ran as far away from this cult as possible as soon as I was of age and no longer under the control of my mother who bought this shit hook, line and sinker. Win, you dead, hypocrital waste of flesh and air. Your was of distorting truth and reality stole my teenage years and made me a social retard that took years to undo. I hope you've found your reward. The day I heard of your death I rejoiced knowing the hate filled propaganda you needed to spew to control your cult members was no longer to be heard. May your 'reward' be as just and understanding as you were.

4/3/2011 12:15:46 AM

Tempus

@hbcvictim


4/3/2011 2:51:23 PM

fortune in faith

Every ugly commend I read on this web page, shows me that each one of you need deliverance, to find out what your personality is really like. Darkness says that good is bad, and bad is good. Each and everyone will stand before the KING of KINGS one day !!! Hope you have an answer. No wonder this country is in such a mess. The ending of the movie ghost shows how the devil grabs the ones that have been giving him endorsements. GOD DOES NOT, WILL NOT CHANGE, NOT EVEN FOR YOU. You cannot play russian roulette with your eternity!!! You read your car manuel, why not read YOUR souls manuel!!! And if you think that the enemy will let you voice your opinion once your dead, bad news, he holds all the cards. He will truly enjoy, torturing, that is how he gets his jollies.

4/8/2011 10:21:49 AM

fortune in faith

WE WILL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH??? UGLINESS IS COWARDLY,FOUL MOUTH, MEAN, it stinks around the world. THAT IS WHEN YOU SAY WHY DID GOD LET THIS HAPPEN, He did not YOU did. Your actions and stinking thinking produces all these results that you get. THANK YOU WIN WORLEY FOR YOUR COURAGE TO GRAB THIS TIGER BY THE HORNS, AND SHOW US THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM. OF BINDING AND LOOSING matt 16:19. I believe he was about the only minister let into the kingdom, for sacrificing his whole life, for foul mouthed people like you. With all the education he had he could have run a company and enjoy all the luxuries of life. Legions are in you, have FUN. They have plans for YOU!!!

4/8/2011 10:43:48 AM

fortune in faith

WE WILL SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH??? UGLINESS IS COWARDLY,FOUL MOUTH, MEAN, it stinks around the world. THAT IS WHEN YOU SAY WHY DID GOD LET THIS HAPPEN, He did not YOU did. Your actions and stinking thinking produces all these results that you get. THANK YOU WIN WORLEY FOR YOUR COURAGE TO GRAB THIS TIGER BY THE HORNS, AND SHOW US THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM. OF BINDING AND LOOSING matt 16:19. I believe he was about the only minister let into the kingdom, for sacrificing his whole life, for foul mouthed people like you. With all the education he had he could have run a company and enjoy all the luxuries of life. Legions are in you, have FUN. They have plans for YOU!!!

4/8/2011 10:44:54 AM

true one eighty

Why do you guys even talk on this you dont sound like christens at all you just make jokes and cut win worrly down and you dont even have a clue in the latter days days men will take heed to seducing spirits and doctrines of devils

5/3/2011 10:00:38 PM

Shax

It's nice when the crazies come to defend their hero. It always adds to much fresh material to the site's archives.

5/4/2011 3:30:37 AM

Mister Person

@fortune in faith:



I know the random capital letters and overuse of exclamation points and question marks sure convinced me you had a point in there somewhere.

5/4/2011 3:33:10 AM

Moondog

It's called embalming. The formaldehyde also gets into the soil around cemetaries. BTW, I first read that as Hogwash Baptist Church. It's more fitting.

5/4/2011 11:39:16 AM



Blaming natural insecurity on demons is a very fundie thing to do, but it's hardly extreme.

6/23/2012 6:39:38 AM

Quantum Mechanic

No, I haven't noticed.
Why don't you make up some more shit.

8/19/2012 7:03:37 AM
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