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#1258321
nutbunny
If you keep telling your daughter that crap she most probably will start hating herself as much as her critics do, which would eventually result in a self-fulfilling prophecy of self destruction
2/18/2011 6:09:16 AM
#1258322
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Don't worry Billy Ray. Your daughter is definitely no Kurt Cobain...or Michael Jackson for that matter. In 10 years she'll be another washed-up, forgotten pop singer who has to whore her own children out for a chance to get back in the spotlight too.
2/18/2011 6:10:50 AM
#1258324
I read about the afterlife
Please do not ever compare your daughter to Kurt Cobain ever again.
And salvia? Please.
2/18/2011 6:14:59 AM
#1258325
breakerslion
We've come for your daughter, Billy.
Don't worry, her career will expire like a quart of milk sometime between 21 and 30. That's when you might finally understand the difference between product and talent in the music industry.
2/18/2011 6:16:20 AM
#1258329
Man Called True
*insert "Achy Breaky Jesus" jokes here*
2/18/2011 6:19:51 AM
#1258336
Doubting Thomas
Hey Billy, look at where Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan are right now, and that's where Miley is headed, and it's your fault she's headed there for whoring her out to the entertainment industry.
And if you're such a fine, upstanding Christian fighting the devil, why did you have her appear half naked in that Vanity Fair photo shoot?
2/18/2011 6:35:02 AM
#1258337
Sussi
Her only problem is that she is related to Billy Ray Cyrus...
2/18/2011 6:36:16 AM
#1258338
Panz
I thought Mike and anna went naturally?
I thought god took people from the world when it was their time?
2/18/2011 6:38:40 AM
#1258358
John_in_Oz
Getting wet and muttering words didn't do squat to protect your family? Whoever could have imagined.
2/18/2011 7:11:37 AM
#1258359
jsonitsac
Whatever you say Mr. One-hit Wonder who lives vicariously through his children.
2/18/2011 7:12:31 AM
#1258360
mad the swine
Tell you what, Billy. If you think show business is so goddamn evil, maybe you should have, you know, KEPT HER OUT OF SHOW BUSINESS.
If your 16-year-old daughter is pole dancing for you and a bunch of other men old enough to be her father, the problem is not Satan. The problem is that you're a shitty parent.
Christianity: giving people metaphysical excuses for their own failures for two thousand years.
2/18/2011 7:12:53 AM
#1258361
I was agreeing with you up till the whole satan thing....
2/18/2011 7:14:17 AM
#1258362
Canadiest
Achy-Breaky gravy trains been decommisioned, don't be to upset Billy, you were there for her biggest earnning years she'll ever have.
2/18/2011 7:15:20 AM
#1258363
dionysus
That's not Satan, that's called the price of fame. Once you're a celebrity you get no privacy, you have to work hard to continue to live up to the expectations of your fans (who will always find SOMETHING to bitch about anyway), and you have to go for all sorts of promotions, signings, ad campaigns, tours, etc. in addition to doing your actual job. It can drain you both physically and emotionally to the point where it ends up killing you. However, Miley Cyrus is far more likely to simply end up being washed up and forgotten than driven to her death especially since generic, young, female pop stars are a dime a dozen.
2/18/2011 7:16:54 AM
#1258364
Joe Mama
I love how Christians think that they never do anything wrong, it's just the devil attacking them. The start of her downward spiral doesn't have anything to do with the fact that she's a wild, out of control teenager, it's all Satan's fault.
I guess that baptizing didn't do any good? It's almost as if God wasn't listening, or wasn't there in the first place.
I hate to see her ruin her life, but in a way it's satisfying to see self-righteous Christians slide into a life of "evil." But they still never blame themselves. The devil always gets all the blame and God always gets the credit.
2/18/2011 7:17:08 AM
#1258367
Unbeliever
@mad the swine:
"If your 16-year-old daughter is pole dancing for you and a bunch of other men old enough to be her father, the problem is not Satan. The problem is that you're a shitty parent. "
I am pretty positive the Bible approves that kind of behavior... There was this story with the daughters of Lot.
2/18/2011 7:36:50 AM
#1258379
Brendan Rizzo
Meh, because, well, Hannah Montana sucks.
2/18/2011 8:09:11 AM
#1258382
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Well, that was certainly a wasted baptism. Can you get your money back? You might need it now that your cash cow daughter has defected to the satanic side.
2/18/2011 8:10:48 AM
#1258385
Papabear
There has always been a battle between reason and delusion. Always will be.
2/18/2011 8:13:28 AM
#1258387
fmitchell
The money quote was how one of Satan's "attacks" occurred when Miley pointed out a sign saying ADOPT-A-HIGHWAY ATHEISTS UNITED.
I wouldn't wish death or even La Vida Lohan on anyone, so I hope Miley escapes the business and her father before they both screw with her head too much.
2/18/2011 8:14:04 AM
#1258399
You made "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy. If Satan exists, you owe your entire career to him.
2/18/2011 8:35:31 AM
#1258403
The_L
I always thought that show was evil, but not for the reasons you think.
Fucking mass-marketing.
2/18/2011 8:58:45 AM
#1258415
Anon-e-moose
"Billy Ray Cyrus: 'Hannah Montana' destroyed family"
Billy Ray Virus: 'Acky Kakky Dance' destroyed Country & Western.
But as I always say: Country music started & finished with Johnny Cash.
@#1258399
"You made "Achey Breaky Heart", Billy. If Satan exists, you owe your entire career to him."
Two Words: Bill Hicks.
'Suck Satan's cock!'
2/18/2011 9:20:27 AM
#1258416
Huckster Sam
Why do I have a feeling this is more because she's an adult and doesn't have to be his meal ticket anymore than it does with Satan?
2/18/2011 9:20:40 AM
#1258427
Miley doesn't seem as irritating as her Father. Just sayin' I know there seems to be a lot of Hannah Montana hate, but c'mon she cannot be that bad.
2/18/2011 9:57:59 AM
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