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And here is yet another loonie who just had his 15 minutes of fame.
2/18/2011 6:01:58 PM
All of this because Miley smoked some salvia?
2/18/2011 6:55:48 PM
I'm not a shitty father, my daughter is just A WHORE OF SATAN.
2/18/2011 7:17:42 PM
2/18/2011 8:26:11 PM
I agree that it is pretty tragic... Oh, oh, there's the crazy bit.
2/18/2011 9:17:42 PM
South Park will have a good harvest again soon.
2/19/2011 1:43:18 AM
Always knew that show was evil, I did.
2/19/2011 2:40:34 AM
This is the first and last time I agree with his stupid daughter.
He only has his cock to blame.
2/19/2011 4:10:19 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Billy Ray, I actually like you; so I must point out that the show is no more responsible for any difficulties your family may be facing than the duet Miley did with Bret Michaels is responsible for Bret fucking your wife.
That being said, I would die happy to have a foursome with Miley, Demi Lovato, and Selena Gomez.
2/19/2011 6:50:14 AM
He works for a studio, he's seen what child actors go through in a day, and says it's child abuse, which is why we have this tragic parade of ex-child actors gone down the path of destruction. And most actors, child or otherwise, don't make that much money anyway, only a very few ever become big name stars.
Besides, what's she going to do if she doesn't have to work as an adult, become a doormat fundie housewife? (Not in that family though, they're as liberal as they come, he's raising his girls right)
2/19/2011 7:52:10 AM
Billy Ray Cyrus has millions of dollars sponged off his kid but he is not happy. There's also another term for what Billy Ray Cyrus is.
2/19/2011 12:58:20 PM
"Billy Ray Cyrus has millions of dollars sponged off his kid but he is not happy. There's also another term for what Billy Ray Cyrus is."
A hypocritical, child-(ab)using/exploiting asshole?
2/19/2011 1:18:17 PM
If you were so worried, better not introducing her in that sordid world in the first place, eh daddy?
2/20/2011 4:42:42 AM
I'd be more concerned about Disney than Satan, Mr. Cyrus.
2/20/2011 4:05:33 PM
"He said his entire family was baptized before leaving Tennessee for Los Angeles to protect themselves from evil, and he believes Satan is attacking his family."
This might work better:
Magic Circle against Evil Abjuration [Good]
Level: Clr 3, Good 3, Pal 3, Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S, M/DF
Casting time: 1 standard action
Area: 10-ft.-radius emanation from touched creature
Duration: 10 min./level
Saving Throw: Will negates (harmless)
Spell Resistance: No; see text
All creatures within the area gain the effects of a protection from evil spell, and no nongood summoned creatures can enter the area either. You must overcome a creature’s spell resistance in order to keep it at bay (as in the third function of protection from evil), but the deflection and resistance bonuses and the protection from mental control apply regardless of enemies’ spell resistance.
A creature capable of any form of dimensional travel (astral projection, blink, dimension door, etherealness, gate, plane shift, shadow walk, teleport, and similar abilities) can simply leave the circle through that means. You can prevent the creature’s extradimensional escape by casting a dimensional anchor spell on it, but you must cast the spell before the creature acts. If you are successful, the anchor effect lasts as long as the magic circle does. The creature cannot reach across the magic circle, but its ranged attacks (ranged weapons, spells, magical abilities, and the like) can. The creature can attack any target it can reach with its ranged attacks except for the circle itself.
Arcane Material Component: A little powdered silver with which you trace a 3-footdiameter circle on the floor (or ground) around the creature to be warded.
2/21/2011 8:38:22 AM
To be honest, he is just trying to backpedal in a not very fortunate way. He actually got his daughter in that sordid world and, since the results were not the ones he expected(neither she, for that matter), he is trying to win those conservative screw balls who would swallow anything as long as you mention God or Satan enough. Not really fundie, just a total fraud.
2/21/2011 10:37:30 AM
"I'd be more concerned about Disney than Satan, Mr. Cyrus."
You think the two are different? Watch "Lilo and Stitch" and try to tell me that they are different.
2/21/2011 11:02:39 AM
"I wouldn't wish death or even La Vida Lohan on anyone, so I hope Miley escapes the business and her father before they both screw with her head too much."
2/21/2011 5:26:29 PM
Um, if you had that many misgivings about setting Miley on that path, WHY did you (who already knew more about the potential pitfalls of fame than the average bear) go through with it in the FIRST place?
Oh, yeah, Benjamins... and a rejuvenated career of your own.
Blaming de debbil don't work this time, son. It was YOUR choice.
2/21/2011 8:48:34 PM
Allegory for Jesus
Billy Ray Cyrus: "I tried magic water and everything but Satan still won't stop making my child star daughter grow up into a former child star!"
2/21/2011 10:03:36 PM
Dear Mr Spak,
2/22/2011 2:03:13 AM
That's right.. Baptizing: Holding someone under water until they come around to your way of thinking.
Typing of 'sin', Billy boy, you have a lot to answer for. Like "Achey Breakey Heart" which you stole from an unknown band, orignally titled "Aching Breaking Heart".
2/22/2011 2:21:40 AM
Er . . . what gender are you?
2/22/2011 11:57:06 AM
Wow! Some peolpe need a life or maybe GOD both would be good! LOL. A lot of lost peolpe here!
2/22/2011 11:46:51 PM
You know, I've yet to see any indication that Miley is anything other than your typical slightly wild teenager.
2/23/2011 11:47:37 AM
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