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But if he hates his wife, why would he marry her? Logic fail.
2/19/2011 4:24:16 AM
obviouslyy so she can breed children for him to get fellated by!!
What else are kids for?
2/19/2011 4:29:57 AM
This was clearly written by someone who has never given or received a blow job.
2/19/2011 4:34:41 AM
"Young boys often get their hands on pornographic material by accident... "
No, it's not an accident.
2/19/2011 4:42:25 AM
look, just because you did everything you found in porn, doesn't mean everyone else will start fapping over shock sites like you.
2/19/2011 5:02:38 AM
Of course gay men will hate their wives and children if they were forced to deny their sexuality and marry someone who doesn't attract them sexually. And when they go out and seek men for casual sex and get caught, they can always pull a "whoops looks I caught teh ghey again, forgive me plox" and continue to lead sham lives.
And then come knuckleheads like Win Worley and blather about spirits like stone age shroom popping witch doctors.
2/19/2011 5:30:58 AM
If I'm ever going to be possessed, let it be by the Oral Sex spirit.
2/19/2011 5:32:34 AM
I'm with you muters :D
2/19/2011 5:44:27 AM
You are one screwed up dude, Win. Please go and see a psychologist.
2/19/2011 5:45:01 AM
I don't think you know what sex is like.
2/19/2011 5:52:35 AM
I just can't imagine living in a world where fairies and demons are real things. How can the human brain be both able to believe this nonsense and also figure out how to split an atom?
2/19/2011 5:54:59 AM
> What else are kids for?
Washing the dishes.
2/19/2011 5:56:03 AM
Many women force their husbands into oral, anal and other sexual perversions, as well. Or rather, many couples (married or unmarried) experiment with different kinds of sex, to keep it from turning routine or mundane.
What is deviate sex?
I bet very few get their hands on porn by accident.
Is that yourself you're talking about? You seem to know exactly how it feels.
2/19/2011 6:06:59 AM
"It's not my fault I'm a deadbeat dad! It's those dirty QUEERS!"
2/19/2011 6:20:31 AM
Percy Q. Shunn
Oral Sex is a powerful spirit
FSTDT Quote Of The Year!
2/19/2011 6:35:35 AM
Fear of homosexuality is great among American men.
You've said one accurate thing.
Oral Sex is a powerful spirit and will not give up easily.
Win, step a little closer, please. (places hand on Win's forehead) Foul spirit of stupidity, I bind you and cast you out! The power of reality compels you!
2/19/2011 6:58:45 AM
For some reason I keep wondering if Worley is preparing an excuse for when he gets caught with his dick in the choirboy.
"It was the demons"
2/19/2011 7:16:01 AM
You know, if demons actually did exist, I feel that "Pastor" Worley would shit himself on meeting one and then cower on the ground and offer praises to Satan
2/19/2011 7:37:34 AM
"Young boys often get their hands on pornographic material by accident and follow its instructions."
You just know this guy is getting off on the fantasy world in his head.
(Sung to the tune of, "The Wheels on the Bus")
Oh, the worms in Win's head go round and round....
Unfortunately, he's just the kind of pathological nutjob that the hypnotized will follow. I don't think he's quite found his groove though.
2/19/2011 7:41:57 AM
Big Chicken Dinner
This is how we know that Bill Clinton was a homosexual - he made that girl do oral sex to him.
2/19/2011 7:42:38 AM
You clearly know nothing about women, gays or marriage.
2/19/2011 7:53:56 AM
"Due to the wide spread of pornographic material, many men force their wives into oral, anal and other sexual perversions, often leading the wife into deviate sex."
Or maybe people do that stuff because they're not complete prudes like you?
"Fear of homosexuality is great among American men. A large number of men have had minor or major contact with homosexuality as young boys. Young boys often get their hands on pornographic material by accident and follow its instructions."
First off, it's only homophobes who fear homosexuality. ANd you've probably had contact with someone who was gay and didn't even know it. Oh, and the porno thing is just bullshit.
"Here are some common traits in husbands who have had some homosexual contact. When he marries, he will not see the need to provide financially or spiritually for the wife and children. He often hates the wife and children, and feels they hamper him. He does not understand his responsibility for the family, neither does he care. He usually will not hold a steady job. They are all laden with fear which torments them. Oral Sex is a powerful spirit and will not give up easily. They reside in the mouth, lips, tongue, taste buds, throat, sex organs and the mind. There must be sincere repentance followed by determined discipline. We have seen men recover from this spirit's control."
Citation fucking needed.
"Many young children are forced into oral sex by some one they trust or are kin to. Even though they hate it, they cannot stop the demon's demand for it and will often continue to seek it even when no one forces them."
Yeah, except most child molestors are STRAIGHT.
2/19/2011 8:39:13 AM
What is all this shit about demons? Come on America, you should be the most advanced secular country in the world. Open up another book. There's lots of interesting ones.
Love this quote from the website: "One form of subliminal message is the sub-audio suggestions on rock records saying: Communism is the perfect form of government; hate your parents; you are no good; commit suicide; kill others; take drugs; they taste good; your parents hate you; police are pigs; and the whole world is crooked." I haven't got that album but it sounds fucking awesome.
2/19/2011 8:39:18 AM
The spirit of Oral Sex ?
Dude, I don't know what Substance do you use, but I wish I could try it !
2/19/2011 8:41:33 AM
I thought lying was a sin.
2/19/2011 8:48:44 AM
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