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All who believe in the natural order must stand in opposition to the perverse homosexual agenda. At no time in human history has any society ever permitted marriage between same sex couples.

Homosexual activists are hell bent in destroying the natural order because of their birth defect that makes them attracted to their own sex. Instead of trying to find a cure for this aberration, they want it legitimized.

Stop them whenever they try. They must not be allowed to corrupt and denigrate the sanctity of marriage. The line is drawn here.

Son of Taz, Moonbattery 65 Comments [2/19/2011 4:21:13 AM]
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Pule Thamex

No worries, homosexuality is a part of the natural order, it just isn't part of the supernatural order... apparently, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Anyway, even if homosexuality was a part of the supernatural order, it would still be OK. You may murder, rape, torture, sodomize, etc. and it will be OK, as long as you are saved by Jesus before you die. So the thing to do, is to sin as much as you want, then, because He died to save us, Jesus will save you if you let Him... apparently, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

2/19/2011 10:09:55 AM

Headache

Ok, Son of Taz - then stop fap'ing to all your gay porn, will ya?

2/19/2011 10:18:54 AM

Ash

"All who believe in the natural order must stand in opposition to the perverse black agenda. At no time in human history has any society ever permitted marriage between different race couples.

Black activists are hell bent in destroying the natural order because of their birth defect that makes them have black skin. Instead of trying to find a cure for this aberration, they want it legitimized.

Stop them whenever they try. They must not be allowed to corrupt and denigrate the sanctity of marriage. The line is drawn here."

Yes, this one's logic is impeccable and not hateful at all.

2/19/2011 10:21:29 AM

Berny

What is abundantly clear is that Son of Taz hasn't got a fucking clue what he is talking about.
There is no such thing as a "natural order" there is only what retards like him artificially impose on nature and mankind.
Plenty of societies throughout the ages have had legally recognized same-sex unions. The early Christian churches even used to bless them.
About the only thing he admits, and it is by way of a slur, is that homosexuals are born that way.

2/19/2011 10:23:26 AM

Xotan

There is no homosexual agenda except in the warped minds of homophobes

The Sacred Band of Thebes is worth checking out. Native American tribes honoured homosexuals and (if I remember correctly) considered them as intermediaries with the gods.

If someone is born in a certain way, that is nature at work - the natural order, and it is Son of Taz who wants to destroy it.

An illness is cured. Being gay is not an illness. Do some research and stop showing your shameful ignorance!

Marriage is a legal contract between two people who wish to cohabit. Religious involvement came in only about the 900s when the Church (and it was RC Church, btw) wanted to gain more control over people's lives. Even still, the registered that is signed by the parties getting married, is a legal, not religious document.

And perhaps the best way of protecting marriage is to ban all divorce and allow polygamy and polyandry.

You can draw lines as you please. A psychologist migh be interested to see what patterns you make.

2/19/2011 11:00:50 AM

Amanda

So you're saying it isn't a choice? Man, I wish these fundies would at least try to stay consistent...

2/19/2011 11:02:11 AM

Brianisha

All who believe in the natural order must stand in opposition to the perverse Christian agenda. At no time in human history has any society ever permitted christian nationalism.

Christian activists are hell bent in destroying the natural order because of their mental defect that makes them attracted to Jesus. Instead of trying to find a cure for this aberration, they want it legitimized.

Stop them whenever they try. They must not be allowed to corrupt and denigrate the sanctity of seperation of church and state. The line is drawn here.

Fixed.

2/19/2011 11:11:45 AM

Aspergus

While we're at it, let's try to find a cure for left-handedness!

2/19/2011 11:12:46 AM

Alencon

Can someone please help me out here?

WTF is the "homosexual agenda?"

2/19/2011 12:11:03 PM



Get off the computer, get out of your house, and live in the woods, naked, with only your bare hands to survive, then.

2/19/2011 12:33:05 PM

werewolf

Proof that what you advocate, Son of Taz, as the natural order is the natural order would be nice.

Otherwise, your line isn't worth very much.

2/19/2011 12:47:57 PM

Brendan Rizzo

A God-fearing conservative, circa 300 BCE:

"All who believe in the natural order must stand in opposition to the perverse monogamist agenda. At no time in human history has any society ever restricted marriage to one man and only one woman.

Monogamist activists are hell bent on destroying the natural order because of their liberal views on women making them put the same restrictions on their own marriages as women have. Instead of trying to find a cure for this aberration, they want it legitimized.

Stop them whenever they try. They must not be allowed to corrupt and denigrate the sanctity of marriage. The line is drawn here."

FIXED.

2/19/2011 12:55:13 PM

Goosey

So is it against the natural order or is it a birth defect (which, one would assume, is part of the natural order)?

You can't have it both ways.

2/19/2011 1:00:02 PM

feralboy12

(takes long, satisfying piss all over the line)

2/19/2011 1:20:00 PM

Old Viking

What line? I don't see any line.

2/19/2011 1:27:11 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

#1: The only "agenda" homosexuals have to be treated like human beings. Also, history fail since I'm sure there were societies in the past that had no problem with same-sex unions.

#2: Homosexuality is not a birth defect nor is it a disorder of any kind. It is a perfectly natural sexual orientation, the same as heterosexuality.

#3: The sanctity of marriage is already ruined by the divorce rate. Stopping homosexuals from getting legally recognized as married won't stop people from getting divorced.

#4: DIAF.

2/19/2011 1:43:14 PM

Adrian

"All who believe in the natural order must stand in opposition to the perverse homosexual agenda. At no time in human history has any society ever permitted marriage between same sex couples."

What was the covenant between David and Jonathan, then? :P

BTW, nothing very natural about being the offspring of a cartoon animal, is there? Oh well, at least we don't have to wonder why you're looney tune, I guess...

2/19/2011 1:53:57 PM

SpukiKitty

The African Savanna, According To Son of Spazz:

LION: Do you, Zebra, take this Zebra to be your Lawfully wedded mate?

ZEBRA: I DO *whinny*......

Until that happens, these fundy meatballs are in no position to ramble about the "Natural Order" of anything....therefore, they should GDIAF...The End. Thank you.

2/19/2011 2:27:29 PM

erlando

Romans and Greeks, asshole.

2/19/2011 4:52:31 PM

John

"All who believe in the natural order my bigoted, homophobic opinions must stand in opposition to the perverse homosexual agenda."

There. Fixed.

2/19/2011 5:03:32 PM

Scooby71

I'm still trying to understand how my relationship to my wife is affected by the legal status of same sex couples.

Can anyone explain?

2/19/2011 5:27:14 PM

Sisyphus

WTF does the "natural order" have to do with marriage?

2/19/2011 6:42:37 PM

KR

May i remind you, that marriage is a human made social status, nothing to do with nature or naturality.

2/19/2011 6:46:20 PM

vaguelyhumanoid

The natural order, with the gay giraffes, gay penguins, gay bison, gay ducks, transgendered lizards, and polyamorous bisexual bonobos.

Anyways, how is homosexuality a defect? And if it's inborn, how is it unnatural?

2/19/2011 7:55:29 PM

dionysus

At no time in human history has any society ever permitted marriage between same sex couples.



*knock* *knock* *knock* Hmmm, no response. Well that's strange, you're always home. When did you step out?

2/19/2011 9:42:08 PM
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