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A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.
There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room. When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom.One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse.

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals.

A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”.

Anonymous, Free in the Lord Ministries 113 Comments [2/20/2011 5:26:08 AM]
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Goosey

The word 'doll' originally derives from the diminutive form of the name Dorothy.

So when kids make friends with their dolls, they are clearly "friends of Dorothy".

Because arguing that children playing with toys are gay makes about as much fucking sense as what you just said.

2/20/2011 1:56:25 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Toys are the devil's work.

2/20/2011 2:08:54 PM

dionysus

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child
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The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”.

And so this is how irony meters became extinct.

2/20/2011 2:16:29 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Typical Poster cleverly parodied us with: "Christians suck, right? I am witty and original! Also they're ugly./childishness"

Apparently, someone thinks that those fearful of demon dolls are very serious and respectable Christians and by mocking that well-founded and incredibly justified belief, we are being so very very mean to Jeebusites everywhere. Well to that I say, you chose a great topic to make your final stand, young warrior. Let the epic of the heroic satirist be sang for ages, telling of his brave defense of those who speak of the devil frog, cursed dreamcatchers, and Godly condemnation of Raggedy Anns. You are truly doing the Lord's work.

2/20/2011 2:17:09 PM

Itachirumon

Yeah.... stuffed animals DO tend to look at you......WHEN YOUR FUCKING DUMBASS STANDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR UNMOVING EYE!!!!!

2/20/2011 2:18:55 PM



Child’s Play is not a documentary.

2/20/2011 2:22:53 PM

Old Viking

When he was in middle school our oldest son maintained a shrine to John Dillinger in his bedroom. My wife and I found it unsettling.

2/20/2011 2:31:19 PM





Shinku is not amused by your bullshit

2/20/2011 2:39:32 PM

BaiZhaoChen

If this person thinks that puppets are evil, I'd hate to see what they think of puppets like these: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZFBkmGK66M

2/20/2011 3:28:12 PM

Shadow Boxer

"Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol."
Ah yes, the i-Dol, precursor of the iPod and iPhone. Mind you, if it was created by Apple, I can understand them believing it to be evil. :-)

2/20/2011 3:47:34 PM

NoriMori

@Allegory for Jesus

Lol, I had thought that Typical Poster had been satirizing us — in a good way, because of being one of us. I hadn't seen his username. XD

2/20/2011 4:24:57 PM

Fundies Make Me Sick

Now, I HAVE heard of cases where dolls and toys seem to be legitimately possessed (look up Robert the Doll), but just because a toy is creepy looking or the child uses it as a playmate doesn't mean it's a tool for the Devil. Just another case of Fundie paranoia probably.

2/20/2011 4:34:38 PM

shykid

Got Haldol?

2/20/2011 4:50:31 PM

John

God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.

Why doesn't God do this kind of stuff Himself? Why does He need human help to get rid of demons? I mean, if He can build the entire universe in six days and poof Mrs. Lot into a pillar of salt and change water into wine, can't He get a demon out of a stuffed frog without sending a telepathic message to some fundamentalist moron to destroy the frog?

I'm convinced these people worship God the Inept.

2/20/2011 5:15:52 PM

DaMentalFunism

Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol

1) No word is spelled "dol"
2) What about the "i"?

2/20/2011 5:29:23 PM

nintendofreakgcn

Somewhere along the line, you missed the point of the Toy Story movies.

2/20/2011 5:35:25 PM

Iczer-four



http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/2205-halloween-08-special

2/20/2011 6:16:00 PM

hmcook87

Is it just me or has there been a spate of ant-frog bigotry lately?

2/20/2011 6:32:23 PM

David F Mayer

You need professional psychiatric care FAST.

2/20/2011 7:04:47 PM

TheJebusFire

So what your saying is that children shouldn't have toys. Or are you trying to say all toys are Tickle Me Hellmo?

Thank Lord Aizen I'm not your child.

2/20/2011 8:06:10 PM

Mrs. Antichrist

Miserable childhoods are, indeed, the fundie way.

2/20/2011 8:29:54 PM

anti-nonsense

newsflash, if you are hearing children's toys talking when they aren't meant to talk you are in desperate need of medication. Get some pronto before you end up killing your kids.

2/20/2011 9:28:43 PM

Priestling

@ kinderklein: I made friends with the monsters under my bed as a child. I always imagined them to be lonely and wanting someone to talk to.

2/20/2011 10:42:35 PM

Nicole

Anonymous is hereby prohibited from writing creepypasta ever again.

2/20/2011 11:00:43 PM

Jack Bauer

One Doll to rule them all, One Doll to find them,
One Doll to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Yeah, right...

2/21/2011 1:03:06 AM
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