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A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.
There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room. When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom.One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse.

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals.

A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”.

Anonymous, Free in the Lord Ministries 113 Comments [2/20/2011 5:26:08 AM]
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dionysus

God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.

Uh oh, shouldn't have done that.

"Though by and large tsukumogami are harmless and at most tend to play occasional pranks on unsuspecting victims, as shown in the Otogizoshi they do have the capacity for anger and will band together to take revenge on those who are wasteful or throw them away thoughtlessly."

2/23/2011 7:23:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

@dionysus

"@mabus

'The only reason you delete this msg is because you know I am RIGHT!'

No, I'm pretty sure the reason your crap is removed is because it's useless and annoying spam. I delete messages from my email all the time that promise me low interest loans, free Playstations, and to double the size of my penis. Does that make them right?"

And yet, Dennis Markarzi is just as much a Buzzardnuts/Mr(Wo)Mannn-, He Who Must Not Be Named-, Kimmo Johan Alm-esque control freak b&happy cunt-for-brains on his own board; more so, in fact, compared to our own fair Distind. Does that make ma(short)bus a hypocrite? (check one):

[ ] Yes
[ ] Yes
[ ] 42
[ ] All of the above

Choose wisely

Mr. Markarzi (check one):

[ ] Either you display as much tolerance on your board(s) for differening viewpoints and criticism (as long as it's relevant* to the point in hand) as does Distind, or have your commenting privileges here removed

[ ] Comment on the relevant point(s) in hand on the quote thread(s) and not spam your irrelevant bullshit*, or have your commenting privileges removed.

Choose wisely.

*- And that means no reference(s) to Nostradumbass, James Randi (unless said point is related to the JREF) etc whatsoever.

2/23/2011 8:13:21 AM

Adrian

feralboy12 FTW!

EDIT: come to think of it, I wonder how Anonymous would react to a Jeebus action figure... :P

@Anon-e-moose, #1259125 Chatvert: here are a few galleries of dolls that would make Anonymous crap blood ^^



(NSFW warning: these galleries are mostly safe, but the site has other articles that are... less safe, and a crapload of NSFW ads)

2/24/2011 3:55:50 PM

Shadoboy

In other words, this guy has a grasp in reality equal to that of a 2-year-old.

3/9/2011 11:58:03 PM



Wow, this is just to stupid for words

3/10/2011 2:59:09 PM

Watergirl909

Funny, I've had a dream catcher since I was a baby and have never met any demons.

8/27/2011 4:27:58 PM

snowjohnson

A stuffed animal can be a wonderful sleep aid. I suffered nightmares as a child. My parents gave me a police teddy bear, saying he would arrest any bad things in my room. Long story short, you sir suck donkey balls.

8/27/2011 10:49:50 PM



We have a stuffed "bear" hanging on top of the TV-screen in our bedroom, "staring" right at us. We have very few nightmares.


Hubby has this bear "staring" at him, from his bedside table, as well.


Oops, different perspectives there. The yellow bear is about 30 cm high and the metal bear is about 10 cm high.

8/27/2011 11:31:01 PM

Thefastlanewillkillyou

Thnx fundie for scaring the ever loving shit out of me. I'm gonna be honest here because most likely no one will read this, I am gunna be 18 in one month and I still play with dolls. My doll universe is complex and plotted out lime a tv show and yes i do fear something happening to' them and would prolly cry to' no end and i keep them in a back pack in case of a fire that i would risk my life to save with no hesitation. Why im i sharing this embarrassing secret? Because im always afraid that putting so much life and personality into an inanimate could make it real somehow. Yea that sounds insane but I am insane and it's late and I have an overactive imagination. I now wont be able to do my homework because of the paranoia that this post has set off, thanks a shitton. Ps I guess I should put an email cuz when people admit to having a disease, fetish or some other issue others mite also share they put an email. Also it's not like Anybodys gunna read the 104th post so here it is: NOtero45@gmail.com. I'll leave my gender unanswered

9/5/2011 10:37:07 PM

Lost now Found

Dearest People, i myself used to think the way you all do, and i would have assuredly made a mockery out of anyone that this story came from, but what i have seen and come to understand is that those that choose not to have a real and intimate relationship with God "cant" understand what is going on, and why these things happen, Lucifer, and the fallen angels,(demons)of whom you are not a threat to, your unbelief is your snare, forsake yourself, with your whole heart seek God, and the scales will fall off your eyes, thats why the song Amazing Grace says I once was blind but now I see, people I cant deny that truth, it is so true, and I sit here and read this mockery of which I was once guilty of, I was once a person who hated God and did not believe in all the fairy tale crap, and hated bible thumping holy roller goody to-shoe peace making freaks, I would even mock God,look up to Heaven and flip him off and tell Him F@#$ you, till the day came and I met Him, it changed me, from what i see and hear, and for me to sit here and tell you this, if you only knew who and what I used to be, you would clearly be shocked, and then wonder just how more real the spirit realm is than your life on earth is, just remeber this fact, people are not being attacked by demons, they are attacking the Christ Jesus in you, they know that if you have no Jesus, you are dead already (forever and eternally) thats why when Jesus called a man to follow him, he said my uncle is dead and we have to go and bury him, Jesus replied, "come and follow me and let the dead bury their dead", so people please be careful at what you chunk stones at, take it from me, and if not its your choice, but i just had to put this out there...God Bless, we all get to go to Heaven, not all get to stay !!!!

10/6/2013 8:05:14 PM

pyro

@Lost now Found

1. If you didn't think God existed, why did you flip him off?

2. The ones we really hate are hardly goody two-shoes. The responses to this post are mocking, not hatred.

3. You don't have to choose between being an irresponsible, addicted, promiscuous hedonist and a fundie. If your hedonist life sucked, what does thinking ahead have to do with believing all the bad things you did are because the world's first human couple were tricked into eating the forbidden fruit by a talking snake and that you're forgiven because God incarnate was tortured and killed for blasphemy?

10/6/2013 8:39:11 PM

Violet_Beauregarde

This is some weapons-grade stupid craziness not to mention crazy stupidity. TOYS are evil now?! Please don't ever breed or adopt! This just goes to prove that maxim: Fundies=Fun dies. Also, dream catches fend off nightmares, dumbass! How is THAT a fucking curse?!
@ pyro: If I had to choose, I'd go for irresponsible, addicted promiscuous hedonist...just saying.

4/3/2014 8:34:06 PM

Swede

We have a whole gang of Teddy Scares in front of our bed, and my husband has a Lenore figure on his bedside table. We very seldom have nightmares...

4/3/2014 11:46:35 PM
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