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Oh come on!
My farts aren't THAT toxic!
2/22/2011 7:16:42 AM
hehe, solving all your problems...with a fart ;)
2/22/2011 7:26:42 AM
Exorcism? It sounds like an enema would be just as effective.
I'll bet when those demons came out the shit hit the fan!
Hold on. Less of the abominable! I'm just about to buy a Yeti (It's a car, not a snowman! LOL)
2/22/2011 8:40:19 AM
"Cecil left the hospital on a Wednesday and full recovery was an hour-by-hour situation. Some pains returned with constipation striking some fear into him. On Sunday morning Cecil began to see what the Lord was trying to show him and he began to do self-deliverance. The demons began to stir in his abominable area and actually “growled” as they were called out in the name of Jesus. After some 20 minutes of prayer and deliverance Cecil’s system “cleaned out” and he was back to normal. The next Sunday he again began self-deliverance and again there was intense growling and difficulty in expelling the demonic spirits, with gasping, throat trying to close, extreme gagging and coughing. But a number of demons came out."
I admit to occasionally viewing hentai anime myself, but watching too much "Bible Black" isn't healthy, Paul. OR:
Dodgy curry/tacos/sushi much, Paul? It's known as 'Gandhi's/Montezuma's/Hirohito's Revenge'.
Or just a Beef Stroganoff that'd gone off? Thus what's known as 'Hungarian Glue
lash': after eating that, you're stuck on the bog.
[/British Toilet Humour]
"Im still grinning at the idea of the body having an "abominable" area. Someone can't spell "abdominal" and doesn't care enough to use a damn dictionary."
Hold on. Less of the abominable! I'm just about to buy a Yeti (It's a car, not a snowman! LOL)"
Although I usually play as Morrigan or Felicia when I fire up MAME on my PC and select the "DarkStalkers" game ROM, Sasquatch the Yeti can be fun too.
But I'm sure - if you saw her in the anime series "Banner/Crest of the Stars"* - you'd agree that Lafiel:
...I'll get my coat.
2/22/2011 8:44:23 AM
I think I saw a similar scene in the first Scary Movie.
2/22/2011 9:20:59 AM
The Abdominal Snowman!
2/22/2011 9:34:51 AM
Is deliverance a codeword for enima?
2/22/2011 10:14:35 AM
This has GOT to be a POE.
2/22/2011 10:26:41 AM
Why does Satan need a demon to achieve what a good feed of cheese will do?
2/22/2011 10:31:19 AM
Loud fart in church: "BRRRAAAACKK!!!"
Wise ass in back row: "Hark! An angel spoke."
Been there, done that, being sent to hell.
2/22/2011 10:37:11 AM
From the looks of it, one of my colleagues managed to do another prank with hallucinogenic gases.
2/22/2011 10:46:19 AM
I'm sure his eventual "relief" wasn't at all due to anything they administered while he was in the hospital.
One thing is for sure, Paul Nowlen is more full of shit than Cecil ever could be.
2/22/2011 11:14:42 AM
Some pains returned with constipation striking some fear into him.
Some pain killers cause constipation.
2/22/2011 11:15:44 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I was going to ask, "Is this the same Cecil of 'Beanie and Cecil' fame?," but I thought you youngsters wouldn't get the reference.
Oh, well. I will say this: Obvious troll is obvious.
2/22/2011 11:17:42 AM
Is that what fundies call taking a shit?
2/22/2011 12:37:28 PM
I eat lots of both beans and cabbage. Do tell, is that a tail poking out my pantleg? I've done some Dutch Ovens that have lifted the covers off the bed...
2/22/2011 12:43:37 PM
Praying for a poop?
2/22/2011 12:53:52 PM
Fed-Ex or UPS would prefer that no one practice self-deliverance. Growling is optional.
2/22/2011 12:56:26 PM
I'd cry, "Poe" too re. "his abominable area," but I've seen worse autocorrect atrocities. As for the post, I give him honors for the imagery. I'm writing this into my next play.
Stomach: (Full Bill Cosby into the mike) HARULALAAAH!
Cecil: Jesus Christ!
Anus: BRAAAAAAT! (a virgin, presumably)
Cecil: Ah HA! The power of the Lord compels you! Begone demons! (cough, cough, *gag*)
Music: Hallelujah Chorus from Handel's Messiah (In at full volume, no fade!)
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2/22/2011 1:47:02 PM
You're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you
2/22/2011 1:56:24 PM
the old firm
You mean this?
God, bless this house! Deliver me from this demon!
Warning: nasty and NSFW.
2/22/2011 2:10:51 PM
A hallmark of video game history is defiled forever.
2/22/2011 2:33:47 PM
In the word of Richard Dawkins:
"Our brain runs first class simulaton software, our eyes don't present to our brain the faithful photograph what is out there or an accurate movie of what is going on through time."
If your deeply relegious enough One assumes that shit could possibly be devils coming out.
2/22/2011 2:54:57 PM
it seems this person needs some of my demonic Milk tea (70% extra strength Ex-lax) and my unholy brownies of doom (90% milk of magnesia). that will clear out any blockage, bones, and Internal Organs..
2/22/2011 3:02:38 PM
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