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#1260074
elphada
Somebody tell me this is a joke.
2/23/2011 2:00:29 PM
#1260076
clockworkgirl21
2/23/2011 2:02:20 PM
#1260223
Dirty Homo
I took this whole thing as a masturbation joke.
2/24/2011 1:09:15 AM
#1260233
Raised by Horses
@Anon-e-moose
'kay... um..
We, the rest of the FSTDT community love you and all, but damn, your posts are TL;DR.
Let's not forget: Brevity is the soul of wit.
2/24/2011 3:07:16 AM
#1260417
Anon-e-moose
@Raised by Horses
"Let's not forget: Brevity is the soul of wit."
Good point - or in this case, the arsoul of wit.
...I'll get my coat.
X3
2/24/2011 9:42:14 AM
#1260570
Sionnach
Please help me my infant daughters diaper is full of demons. I can tell you for sure it's demons by the growls and horrifying odor. I'm so scared for her. I've been praying for an hour to the Almighty for deliverance but the diaper is still full. My poor baby must be full of these foul beasts because all she's done is cry and throw herself around. Send us your prayers and your money. It's the only way to ensure her salvation. Thank you. And Dog bleach you.
2/24/2011 3:58:43 PM
#1260720
bbqburrito
I can completely identify with this.
As a matter of fact, I had one of those shits just a couple of hours ago.
2/25/2011 7:18:38 AM
#1260967
truthinScience
"…he began to do self-deliverance." Is that fundie code for something else?
2/26/2011 3:21:44 AM
#1261211
Brendan Rizzo
@ Anon-e-moose:
How the hell do you manage to type posts that long? Even my longest posts were much shorter than that, and yet they were marked as spam (not to mention that they had no pictures.)
And how ironic that you mention Panty and Stocking... my friends have watched it, but I myself have not gotten around to it... hahaha!
2/26/2011 6:40:41 PM
#1261253
LB
Poop = demons?
Ah, this explains everything! All those demons and evil things the fundies claim to see on a regular basis... it's just because they're -regular-!
2/26/2011 8:37:21 PM
#1261541
Drax
Gotta be poe. But funny.
2/27/2011 3:45:41 PM
#1265488
Shadoboy
Those demons have a collective name: diharrea.
3/9/2011 11:51:53 PM
#1265584
Anon-e-moose
@Brendan Rizzo
"@ Anon-e-moose:
How the hell do you manage to type posts that long? Even my longest posts were much shorter than that, and yet they were marked as spam (not to mention that they had no pictures.)"
PROTIP: Type out your comment (say, on Notepad) beforehand. Post a certain amount of said text as normal. Then click 'Edit Comment' and copypasta the rest of your comment underneath your original text. Then click on 'Edit Comment' button. Et voila! Yours is now longer than before.
...and said post has your full comment too. X3
[/Finbarr Saunders]
A Gratuitous Double-Entendre a day keeps the seriousness away.
3/10/2011 9:49:07 AM
#1302136
Quantum Mechanic
Miralax would have helped.
6/23/2011 12:54:33 AM
#1302138
Where those the demons of Saturday night bingedrinking and junkfood-eating?
6/23/2011 1:04:19 AM
#1368199
Eniliad
Hey, if I were constipated, the sudden relief would sure as hell FEEL like demons coming out. Doesn't mean they are, of course.
1/21/2012 5:49:42 PM
#1368232
Justanotheratheist
So demons are just a load of shit.
Just as I had suspected all along.
1/21/2012 10:30:52 PM
#1369551
Quantum Mechanic
"abominable area"
Indeed.
Gene pool needs more chlorine.
1/27/2012 11:08:31 AM
#1452193
VioletBeauregarde
Paul, sweetie, that "demonic growling" was bowel sounds!
9/27/2012 1:13:50 PM
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