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Somebody tell me this is a joke.
2/23/2011 2:00:29 PM
2/23/2011 2:02:20 PM
I took this whole thing as a masturbation joke.
2/24/2011 1:09:15 AM
Raised by Horses
We, the rest of the FSTDT community love you and all, but damn, your posts are TL;DR.
Let's not forget: Brevity is the soul of wit.
2/24/2011 3:07:16 AM
@Raised by Horses
"Let's not forget: Brevity is the soul of wit."
Good point - or in this case, the arsoul of wit.
...I'll get my coat.
2/24/2011 9:42:14 AM
Please help me my infant daughters diaper is full of demons. I can tell you for sure it's demons by the growls and horrifying odor. I'm so scared for her. I've been praying for an hour to the Almighty for deliverance but the diaper is still full. My poor baby must be full of these foul beasts because all she's done is cry and throw herself around. Send us your prayers and your money. It's the only way to ensure her salvation. Thank you. And Dog bleach you.
2/24/2011 3:58:43 PM
I can completely identify with this.
As a matter of fact, I had one of those shits just a couple of hours ago.
2/25/2011 7:18:38 AM
"…he began to do self-deliverance." Is that fundie code for something else?
2/26/2011 3:21:44 AM
How the hell do you manage to type posts that long? Even my longest posts were much shorter than that, and yet they were marked as spam (not to mention that they had no pictures.)
And how ironic that you mention Panty and Stocking... my friends have watched it, but I myself have not gotten around to it... hahaha!
2/26/2011 6:40:41 PM
Poop = demons?
Ah, this explains everything! All those demons and evil things the fundies claim to see on a regular basis... it's just because they're -regular-!
2/26/2011 8:37:21 PM
Gotta be poe. But funny.
2/27/2011 3:45:41 PM
Those demons have a collective name: diharrea.
3/9/2011 11:51:53 PM
How the hell do you manage to type posts that long? Even my longest posts were much shorter than that, and yet they were marked as spam (not to mention that they had no pictures.)"
PROTIP: Type out your comment (say, on Notepad) beforehand. Post a certain amount of said text as normal. Then click 'Edit Comment' and copypasta the rest of your comment underneath your original text. Then click on 'Edit Comment' button. Et voila! Yours is now longer than before.
...and said post has your full comment too. X3
A Gratuitous Double-Entendre a day keeps the seriousness away.
3/10/2011 9:49:07 AM
Miralax would have helped.
6/23/2011 12:54:33 AM
Where those the demons of Saturday night bingedrinking and junkfood-eating?
6/23/2011 1:04:19 AM
Hey, if I were constipated, the sudden relief would sure as hell FEEL like demons coming out. Doesn't mean they are, of course.
1/21/2012 5:49:42 PM
So demons are just a load of shit.
Just as I had suspected all along.
1/21/2012 10:30:52 PM
Gene pool needs more chlorine.
1/27/2012 11:08:31 AM
Paul, sweetie, that "demonic growling" was bowel sounds!
9/27/2012 1:13:50 PM
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