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The Fundie Word Redefinition Project Award

Objective: Those who agree with me.

Quote# 79652

Objective observers have declared that homosexuality is the “culture of death.” It fearlessly engages in reckless behavior which spreads disease even among heterosexuals because many homosexuals are bi-sexual. Hence, homosexuality is not a “victimless crime.” It has many, many victims, including innocent young people who are the prey of homosexual predators.

Nick From Maine, Free State Voice 63 Comments [2/24/2011 5:42:02 AM]
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freako104

Bi sexual =/= homosexual.

It also is not a crime. Also what of heterosexual predators?

2/24/2011 10:54:22 AM

Berny

Homosexuality is not a victimless crime in that it is not a crime at all.
As for you, objective observation reveals that you are a complete fuckwit.
Oh, and what about the evidence demonstrating that the lowest levels of sexually transmitted diseases are found in lesbian relationships? Are they not homosexuals?

2/24/2011 11:18:11 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Shorter Nick: "Gays are evil because AIDS is gay! Even when straight people get it! QED"

2/24/2011 11:20:14 AM

breakerslion

Did I say, "Objective observers?" Damn! that was supposed to be "defective obfuscators." F-ing autocorrect!

Funny, when I Google the phrase "culture of death" the only people that seem to be using it are Catholic clergy and other anti-abortion Christian groups. Then they presumably pray to the guy shown being killed on the stick, think about life after death, and visit the cemetery.

2/24/2011 11:41:05 AM



If a homosexual was bi sexual than they wouldn't be homosexual.

2/24/2011 11:42:20 AM

Dubdubs

No homosexuals are bisexual. If you're bisexual, you're not homosexual. I mean come on, THINK here.

2/24/2011 11:46:03 AM

Cid Highwind

"Many homosexuals are bi-sexual"? If you're homosexual, you're not bisexual, you tool, and if you're bisexual, you're not homosexual. Plus, homosexuality is not a crime AT ALL.

2/24/2011 11:50:20 AM

Mister Spak

Objective observers have declared the intensity of hatred of homos is proportional to the size the erection when seeing gay porn. In other words come out of the closet.


2/24/2011 11:55:50 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

This is what happens when you're snowed in for 11 months a year, living on baked beans. Eventually you gas yourself into insanity on your own farts.

2/24/2011 1:03:57 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Canadia: "Most pedophiles don't actually have an adult sexual orientation."

I actually think that this is questionable. The important point they've found is that your pedophile orientation (preference for boys, girls, either) doesn't necessarily correspond with adult sexual orientation (homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual, or none). In this respect, I believe meh as right originally. At least if you look at child molestors, most are straight males otherwise. Very few are completely unattracted to adults in addition to their urge to diddle children.

2/24/2011 1:19:21 PM

szaleniec

many homosexuals are bi-sexual

No. No, they're not. They're disjoint sets.

2/24/2011 1:25:28 PM

Hertzyscowicz

It occurs to me that Christianity isn't a victimless crime either, since those very same altar boys are also victims of Christianity.

2/24/2011 1:26:27 PM

John_in_Oz

That word is spelled 'objectionable'.

2/24/2011 1:28:30 PM

Wehpudicabok

Fail density: too high to measure!

Objective observers have declared that homosexuality is the “culture of death.”

Citation needed. The American Psychological Association has explicitly said that there is nothing inherently harmful about homosexuality. I am not aware of any reputable (read: not religiously motivated) scholar disagreeing with this assessment.

Furthermore, homosexuality isn't a culture, it's simply a personal attribute. There is a subculture that gays have created around their shared experiences with their sexuality, but even without this subculture they would still be gay.


It fearlessly engages in reckless behavior which spreads disease even among heterosexuals because many homosexuals are bi-sexual.

First of all, homosexuality and bisexuality (no, there is no hyphen) are two different things. Duh. If gays were attracted to the opposite sex as well, they wouldn't be gay.

Second, what spreads disease is unsafe sex, regardless of who is having it.* Both gays and straights are responsible for spreading many STD's, and they share the responsibility for eliminating them. But eliminating STD's simply comes down to practicing safe sex, not straight sex.


*Actually, lesbian sex is generally much safer than straight or gay male sex, due to the general absence of penetration. Lesbians are noted as the group least in danger of getting STD's.

Hence, homosexuality is not a “victimless crime.”

You're right. It's not a crime at all.

It has many, many victims, including innocent young people who are the prey of homosexual predators.

At this point, I am sick of giving your bizarre, unfounded prejudices the dignity of refutation. You are an idiot. You know nothing about what you are describing.

2/24/2011 1:42:44 PM

I read about the afterlife

LESBIANS HAVE THE LOWEST RATES OF AIDS AND OTHER STD'S.

You were saying?

2/24/2011 2:04:31 PM

rikalous

@I read about the afterlife: Lesbians don't count as homosexuals because they're sexy. Besides, everyone knows that women don't have a sex drive, so they can't be dangerous and predatory.

2/24/2011 2:12:16 PM

TheJebusFire

...disease even among heterosexuals because many homosexuals are bi-sexual.

Diesease spreads around hetrosexuals because many of them can't be bothered to use protection when they fuck. You know how AIDS spreaded so fast in Africa? Because men there believed they could rape young girls to rid themselves of the disease. There are just as many, if not more, victims of hetrosexual predators than homosexuals.

2/24/2011 2:16:12 PM

Old Viking

"Objective observers" are this guy and two other droolers in his klavern.

2/24/2011 2:19:56 PM

Zimmer

Get the fuck out of my state, Nicky.

2/24/2011 3:24:29 PM

casewithscience

Can you please name one "observer" and we can judge if they are "objective".

2/24/2011 3:24:41 PM

EonBlueTriad

Objective observers have declared that homosexuality is the “culture of death.”

O, rly? Objective observers, huh?

homosexuality is not a “victimless crime.”

In fact, it's not a crime at all.

2/24/2011 5:05:20 PM

Argle Bargle

"The gheys are gonna getcha, boogie boogie boo!"


2/24/2011 5:47:42 PM

Toni

"many homosexuals are bi-sexual"

Complete fail. You can't be bisexual and homosexual at the same time.

2/24/2011 8:49:51 PM

Hive

No. Many homosexuals are not bisexual. Many bisexuals are bisexual.

2/24/2011 10:59:49 PM

Think or GTFO

"Free State Voice", "Free Conservatives", "Free Republicans".

Why bother with the word "free" if that's not what they believe in?

2/24/2011 11:52:39 PM
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