Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 79753

[On Obama and environmentalism.]

Furthermore, I'm starting to wonder if Obama likes to use the word "green" a lot as a signal to his Muslim followers. Green is the Muslim color. It's on some of their flags and if you watch the uprisings, you will see a lot of green. Obama likes to say we should go "green" and cut "pork" projects. The muzzies love that schumer.

It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world.

Jodie, Moonbattery 38 Comments [3/1/2011 4:55:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 62
Submitted By: Honky McCracker
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2
Horus IX

Green is also for environment. You didn't even know what a Muslim was or what Islam was until 9/12/2001. Green has been used even by your hero GW Bush.

Pork Projects is a term used by BOTH Republicunts and Democraps to describe excess spending.

You fail on your own strawman.

3/1/2011 5:49:21 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You can't honestly think this. Green has been used as the color of the environmental movement before the Muslims started using it. And speaking of the Muslims, you obviously haven't been paying attention to which Muslims have been using that color. Green is the symbol of the liberal and reasonable young Iranians who are against their government's evil and oppressive theocracy. I, for one, hope that they keep protesting enough to be successful in overthrowing their government.

3/1/2011 6:34:17 AM

nutbunny

Green means many things. It's a primary colour. It symbolises growth and renewal. It is used toindicate environmentally friendly processes and products.It seems you're too stupid to get that words mean many things.

3/1/2011 7:31:36 AM

aaa

I don't know just how broken your logical algorithms are, but they are in severe need of percussion therapy.

3/1/2011 7:47:12 AM

Doubting Thomas

Green is the Muslim color? Is that like pink and purple being the gay colors?

"Green" as a euphemism for environmentally sound comes from grass & trees being green, you dumbass. The more green we have on the planet, the better it is.

And "pork" has been a term used for wasteful government spending since at least the 1800's. The actual term is "pork-barrel spending" which goes back to the time when pork (and everything else) was shipped in barrels.

3/1/2011 7:50:51 AM

perdurabo

I wonder if Jodie is Irish........

3/1/2011 8:48:05 AM

werewolf

The Fremen fought under the green banner of the Atreides when they conquered the universe. Just saying.

3/1/2011 10:33:52 AM

nazani14

Sorry, Rizzo, green has been a sacred color in Islam since the 8th century, at least. Hardly surprising that a religion born in a desert would be gaga for the color of vegetation.

3/1/2011 12:14:50 PM

Doctor Fishcake

I'm honestly surprised it took them this long to come up with that.

3/1/2011 2:43:26 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Don't look now, jodie, but I bet you got some of that good ol' muzzie-money in you wallet.

3/1/2011 8:19:59 PM

vaiyt

Should we, going by that logic, conclude that the Republicans are s00per-sekrit Marxists?

3/1/2011 11:41:32 PM

Kat S.

Or, or...here me out on this one, Jodie.

Maybe, Obama is a member of a political party that historically has supported pro-enviornmental causes and legislation, and he himself as a politician, or genuinely, may be for pro-envornmental causes. Think about it.

By the way. Have you ever heard of a rule known as Occam's Razor, Jodie?

3/2/2011 1:15:45 AM



"If you watch the uprisings, you'll see a lot of green"

No fucking shit, given that its the Libyan flag.

3/2/2011 4:15:47 AM

Argle Bargle

No, you fool, green is the color of leaves! That means he sympathizes the ELF (Ent Liberation Front)! We'll be enslaved by Treebeard and dragged off to Fangorn to work on their orchards! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

3/2/2011 5:41:54 AM

Zeus Almighty

Yeah. And I can't even begin to count the number of times I heard "W" utter the words "clean coal."
And you know who clean themselves before prayer? Muslims!
Oh noes!!! Eleventy one!11

3/2/2011 11:41:03 AM



Are you hearing/reading yourself Jodie? Do you know how fucking stupid you sound when you say these things?

3/2/2011 2:01:40 PM



Green is the colour of the plants and of nature in general, wanna search no further?

3/3/2011 2:53:41 AM

loki

It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world

Like the US is doing now, right?

3/3/2011 8:15:58 AM

Thrutch

"Then he can swoop in and save the world,"

The president is not Superman, or if he is why the frock aren't you voting for him???

3/3/2011 10:23:19 AM

Hypersapien

@nutbunny

Green is a primary color only if you are talking about light, the primary colors being red, green and blue. I think that's limited to specialized fields like graphic design and computer programing. Most people go by pigment colors where the primary colors are red, yellow and blue, and green is a secondary color.

3/3/2011 12:33:26 PM

lisamariefan

Two words.

Face.

Palm.

3/4/2011 6:23:18 PM

jadehawk

I sure hope jodie doesn't celebrate christmas, what with all the everGREENS used to celebrate it

3/7/2011 1:53:37 AM

anti-nonsense

Green is for environmentalism, dumbshit.

3/7/2011 2:11:16 AM

Mitch

Muslims must love American money, you know, because it's green... Oh wait! No, they destroyed the World Trade Centre!

3/7/2011 2:57:41 AM

hasher

Didn't Palin talk about cutting pork?

3/8/2011 6:12:33 PM
1 2