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#1262080
gravematter
Bad trip?
3/1/2011 6:12:44 AM
#1262083
Brendan Rizzo
Pure unadulterated hate and lies. He also fails at acronyms forever.
3/1/2011 6:14:35 AM
#1262090
Table Rock
I've seen better attempts at jokes from an 11 year old.
3/1/2011 6:20:38 AM
#1262094
dionysus
Wow, that was surprisingly coherent considering it was all typed with your left hand.
3/1/2011 6:26:34 AM
#1262096
aaa
This is one of the shittiest pieces of fiction i have seen.
3/1/2011 6:27:49 AM
#1262100
Xotan
OK. I am not American, and I sometimes have a little difficulty understanding Americanisms. This time, however, it is not Americanisms/language. It's the whole thing that leaves me going 'doh!'. Does it actually make any sense?
3/1/2011 6:31:57 AM
#1262107
Mister Spak
And Voldemort will tie tin cans to the car.
3/1/2011 6:37:26 AM
#1262113
Doctor Whom
This is your brain on fundyism. Any questions?
3/1/2011 6:44:22 AM
#1262114
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Proud to be a Marylander!
And damn glad not to be a fu(ktard like StonyBurk.
3/1/2011 6:46:12 AM
#1262116
Deepfriedice
What the bloody hell did I just read!?
3/1/2011 6:47:44 AM
#1262122
GigaGuess
Oh, you forgot to mention that you will be forced to have gay sex at gunpoint before you're crucified, and that Churches will be forced to pray to Cher.
Hey, if you're gonna concoct blatant lies and fear mongering, you might as well go whole hog.
3/1/2011 7:07:17 AM
#1262123
Dan Onymous
What Xotan said.
Does this make sense if you grew up in American culture or is it just raving gibberish?
3/1/2011 7:08:21 AM
#1262127
Doubting Thomas
I really, really hate it when Christians try to be funny.
And if they're really going to destroy the National Cathedral, I'm all in favor of it. There is supposed to be separation of church and state, even if the church is a nondenominational one.
*edit* It's pure gibberish, even to us Americans.
3/1/2011 7:16:03 AM
#1262130
Etiene
That was an attempt at humour? A Cease and Desist is in the post.
3/1/2011 7:17:53 AM
#1262136
Argle Bargle
Hey, it makes as just as much sense as the Revelation.
3/1/2011 7:21:28 AM
#1262144
Adrian
Can we have a Poe-check? This is so over the top StonyBurk has to be either a genius-level Poe or a gibbering madman.
3/1/2011 7:41:26 AM
#1262157
Sussi
For once, I don't want what you're smoking...
3/1/2011 8:13:06 AM
#1262159
Horsefeathers
Hey Stony, stick to hatred, bigotry and ignorance. Humor isn't your forte.
3/1/2011 8:16:59 AM
#1262164
Anon-e-moose
The Freepers - such as StonyBerk here - really do enjoy proving time and again, how a non-fundie family & childhood, state education, and left-wing way of thinking is infinitely superior to their state of mind, eh?!
Keep it up, subhuman right-wingers.
3/1/2011 8:20:20 AM
#1262165
TGRwulf
Kiddies, this is what you get when you mix conspiracy theories and religion with a bad trip.
3/1/2011 8:20:58 AM
#1262168
Raised by Horses
3/1/2011 8:28:39 AM
#1262172
Horus IX
I see you being a total A.S.S. (Asshole Scum Sucker). Aren't acronyms fun?
Also...someone just went full on retard and took the most slippery of slopes to Fantasy Land...and it wasn't my mother for once.
3/1/2011 8:36:08 AM
#1262188
Swede
I concur with the picture from Raised by Horses.
This makes no sense whatsoever, not only because of the poor grammar and spontaneus capitalization. Yawn...
3/1/2011 8:58:55 AM
#1262192
DevilsChaplain
3/1/2011 9:31:23 AM
#1262205
Clwinston
I pretty much slammed my face on my laptop when I read the line regarding the Muslim Brotherhood and the Black Panthers. I don't remember reading this story in the Bible when I was a Christian.
3/1/2011 10:00:17 AM
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