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3/1/2011 6:12:44 AM
Pure unadulterated hate and lies. He also fails at acronyms forever.
3/1/2011 6:14:35 AM
I've seen better attempts at jokes from an 11 year old.
3/1/2011 6:20:38 AM
Wow, that was surprisingly coherent considering it was all typed with your left hand.
3/1/2011 6:26:34 AM
This is one of the shittiest pieces of fiction i have seen.
3/1/2011 6:27:49 AM
OK. I am not American, and I sometimes have a little difficulty understanding Americanisms. This time, however, it is not Americanisms/language. It's the whole thing that leaves me going 'doh!'. Does it actually make any sense?
3/1/2011 6:31:57 AM
And Voldemort will tie tin cans to the car.
3/1/2011 6:37:26 AM
This is your brain on fundyism. Any questions?
3/1/2011 6:44:22 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Proud to be a Marylander!
And damn glad not to be a fu(ktard like StonyBurk.
3/1/2011 6:46:12 AM
What the bloody hell did I just read!?
3/1/2011 6:47:44 AM
Oh, you forgot to mention that you will be forced to have gay sex at gunpoint before you're crucified, and that Churches will be forced to pray to Cher.
Hey, if you're gonna concoct blatant lies and fear mongering, you might as well go whole hog.
3/1/2011 7:07:17 AM
What Xotan said.
Does this make sense if you grew up in American culture or is it just raving gibberish?
3/1/2011 7:08:21 AM
I really, really hate it when Christians try to be funny.
And if they're really going to destroy the National Cathedral, I'm all in favor of it. There is supposed to be separation of church and state, even if the church is a nondenominational one.
*edit* It's pure gibberish, even to us Americans.
3/1/2011 7:16:03 AM
That was an attempt at humour? A Cease and Desist is in the post.
3/1/2011 7:17:53 AM
Hey, it makes as just as much sense as the Revelation.
3/1/2011 7:21:28 AM
Can we have a Poe-check? This is so over the top StonyBurk has to be either a genius-level Poe or a gibbering madman.
3/1/2011 7:41:26 AM
For once, I don't want what you're smoking...
3/1/2011 8:13:06 AM
Hey Stony, stick to hatred, bigotry and ignorance. Humor isn't your forte.
3/1/2011 8:16:59 AM
The Freepers - such as StonyBerk here - really do enjoy proving time and again, how a non-fundie family & childhood, state education, and left-wing way of thinking is infinitely superior to their state of mind, eh?!
Keep it up, subhuman right-wingers.
3/1/2011 8:20:20 AM
Kiddies, this is what you get when you mix conspiracy theories and religion with a bad trip.
3/1/2011 8:20:58 AM
Raised by Horses
3/1/2011 8:28:39 AM
I see you being a total A.S.S. (Asshole Scum Sucker). Aren't acronyms fun?
Also...someone just went full on retard and took the most slippery of slopes to Fantasy Land...and it wasn't my mother for once.
3/1/2011 8:36:08 AM
I concur with the picture from Raised by Horses.
This makes no sense whatsoever, not only because of the poor grammar and spontaneus capitalization. Yawn...
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3/1/2011 9:31:23 AM
I pretty much slammed my face on my laptop when I read the line regarding the Muslim Brotherhood and the Black Panthers. I don't remember reading this story in the Bible when I was a Christian.
3/1/2011 10:00:17 AM
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