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Quote# 79759

[Maryland Senate approves a pro-gay marriage bill.]

You are cordially invited to attend the Gala WhiteHouse Wedding and events-date to be announced. AG Eric the Holder has allready sent Congress a prenup announcement The Amerikan Civil Union of Liars has announced for the bride
Barry Soetoro,The Prince of this world that old serpent Lucifer Father of the President will officiate. The Muslim Brotherhood and the Black Panthers have agreed to serve the groom,Eric the Holder; and the People from ACTUP, SIEU, and
various Union Bosses have pledge to serve as bridesmaids. the Presidents own Queen Berets will act as Jesters and Wait persons.the guests will be invited to the destruction of the Nations Cathedral ,the night will be lit as in days of old with burning Christians crucified for their unbelief in the new system.

StonyBurk, Free Republic 59 Comments [3/1/2011 5:58:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker
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#1262206
Alleyprowler

@Dan Onymous

Yes and yes.

3/1/2011 10:01:25 AM

#1262207
JohnTheAtheist

Way too many capital letters in that statement.

3/1/2011 10:02:30 AM

#1262226
WatermelonRat

Because there's nothing Black Panthers and the Muslim Brotherhood love more than gay marriage.

3/1/2011 10:51:05 AM

#1262235
Headache

A large portion of the US population is clearly batshit insane and the rest are too busy with American Idol to care that their world is being dismantled bit by bit.

As long as the sheeple get to own a gun, go to church and watch stupid series on TV, the politicians can do whatever they want.

The meme "dumbfuckistan" is truly appropriate for today's USA

3/1/2011 11:17:18 AM

#1262246
Greater Good

Ah, Headache, still using that broad brush.

If you're trying to get a post of your own submitted here, all you have to do is ask.

Your strawman has a point however; Stony here is clearly nuts.

3/1/2011 11:53:00 AM

#1262262
Sasha

I think the tv show "Fringe" may have a strong competitor.

3/1/2011 12:23:23 PM

#1262263
nazani14

Having been to the Nation's Catherdral, which is almost always empty, I do think it should be re-purposed. Perhaps as barracks for the Queen Berets.

3/1/2011 12:23:35 PM

#1262268
feralboy12

Not only that, we're also going to criticize you.

3/1/2011 12:34:51 PM

#1262277
Fundies Make Me Sick

No one's going to crucify Christians in this country and it's ironic how you talk of burning since that's what your paranoid ancestors did back in the 17th century to innocent people who were falsely branded as witches. Pot, kettle, black.

3/1/2011 1:12:11 PM

#1262285
Dinomancer

How the hell did this not get the 'Word Salad' award?

3/1/2011 1:40:39 PM

#1262293
Old Viking

Maybe there a point of some sort buried in there.

3/1/2011 2:19:29 PM

#1262298
Canama

Sounds like a party.

3/1/2011 2:36:12 PM

#1262299
freako104

I am straight and with this I am proud to be from Maryland. Also Muslim Brotherhood would not be fond of homosexuality.

3/1/2011 2:36:22 PM

#1262307
Arts_Myth

I'm having a hard time reading this. Maybe it's the distraction caused by all that fap-fap-fapping going on in the background.

3/1/2011 2:50:10 PM

#1262308


Um, waiter? I ordered the garden salad. You seem to have brought me the word salad.

3/1/2011 2:57:42 PM

#1262311
Jeff Weskamp

"That is one big pile of shit." -- Dr. Ian Malcolm

3/1/2011 3:22:22 PM

#1262317
The Jamo

It sounds like a great party!

3/1/2011 3:57:59 PM

#1262321
CD

Excuse me if I'm wrong, but aren't Maryland and DC two seperate entities? And that DC alread permits civil unions between same-sex people? That would mean Maryland's marriage laws have no impact on Washington. Not that it matters in this case because the city was ahead of the state already.

Also, I want some of that shit.

3/1/2011 4:20:24 PM

#1262326
Ensign Crusher

The mix of pomp and circumstance and White House officiale references is just confusing. Royal or republic? Decide!

3/1/2011 4:56:01 PM

#1262344
whatever

I like to think I am perfectly literate, but I can't read that stream of whaargarbl.

3/1/2011 5:32:08 PM

#1262355
Mel

I see words with other words, but they aren't making much sense to me.

3/1/2011 6:24:12 PM

#1262361
Reckoner

Kinda funny in a batshit crazy kinda way.

3/1/2011 6:50:37 PM

#1262397
Percy Q. Shunn


3/1/2011 8:51:23 PM

#1262403
Elia

I'm not even going to try. There is too much stupid.

3/1/2011 9:12:22 PM

#1262405
JSS

Soon you hear a loud ringing. It shocks you and you wonder where it came from. You feel as if a vortex is sucking you in, it succeeds.

...you wake up. The loud ringing was of an alarm clock. Wow that was some hell of a dream. What happened last night?

3/1/2011 9:17:07 PM
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