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Because, personally, we don't. But I bet you got some twisted way of thinking, and you just can't fight an idiot.
3/25/2011 7:09:22 PM
Where do they get the idea that Liberals embrace Sharia law? Oh wait, that's right, they hate Liberals and Muslims so the two must be in cahoots.
The fact is I can't think of two more incompatable philosophies than Liberalism and Islam.
3/25/2011 7:15:20 PM
Why do conservatives reject Shariah law even though "beheading your wife" seems to go against the feminist movement's mantra? Why do conservatives reject Islam knowing it frowns on homosexuality?
3/25/2011 7:53:09 PM
Most brothas be callin' me a sellout or race-traitor and shit cuz I be Republican, but I can't get enough of them fine ass white bitches like Victoria Jackson and Ann Coulter.
3/25/2011 9:25:50 PM
No, conservatives have already destroyed America.
3/25/2011 11:50:46 PM
Your first six words are utter bullshit, so it stands to reason that the rest of your post is, too.
3/26/2011 1:23:05 AM
This is the funniest thing Victoria Jackson has done in decades.
3/26/2011 1:58:04 AM
She can't write worth a shit, either. That whole article looks like it was written by a 12 year old. (No offense to 12 year olds)
3/26/2011 3:04:41 AM
Because they dont.
Not one liberal has ever embraced sharia law.
Most liberals have openly expressed contempt and hostility towards it.
The others just quietly vote against it.
3/26/2011 7:23:43 AM
Raised by Horses
Why do conservatives embrace baby-eating even though that seems to go against the "family values" that they're always banging on about?
See what I did there, Victoria? No, probably not. Carry on.
3/26/2011 8:42:46 AM
Kittens like playing with tooth brushes. Therefore, corncobs are excellent jurists.
3/26/2011 8:58:56 AM
I consider myself pretty liberal, and I loathe Shari'ah law. I also loathe Biblical law (save for "love thy neighbor as thyself" which is mostly ignored by fundies and some others) and some forms of conservative law (capital punishment and morality based laws such as prohibitions on drug use and abortion for example.)
3/26/2011 11:25:05 AM
So, Troll4Life, how did your trip to Tripoli go then, giving aid to all the poor and needy refugees from Gaddafi's tyranny - only now being give the almighty smacketh downeth by the US Navy's & Royal Navy's Cruise Missiles, and our RAF's Tornados & Eurofighter Typhoons; how you gave succour to all those refugees fleeing from that vile dictator, distributing food, clothing, blankets, tents, medical supplies etc to them, as the likes of Oxfam, Christian Aid, CAFOD, Red Cross/Red Crescent do. Their only mission
: to help their fellow human beings in need, without asking nothing in return, nor demanding that they believe in the same thing they do to receive such aid in the first place?
...oh yes, that's right. You slummed it in Mexico. Oh, you poor dear. Administering aid to them in your 'mission' - whilst unjustifiably forcing your so-called 'beliefs' down their throats, when you had no right to intrude upon their own beliefs in the first place (PROTIP: Central/South America is predominantly a Catholic country).
My, the AK-47/mortar fire, bombs etc must've been terrible, risking your life...
...in Libya... er, I mean Mexico.
...oh, and re. what you said there, Mark 16:18 says otherwise, BTW. Sooooo, Troll4Life... don't have much faith in your 'faith'. Ergo, you're not the 'Christian' you claim to be. QED.
3/26/2011 12:00:22 PM
You DO realize that that most likely wasn't the real His4Life posting, don't you?
3/26/2011 12:16:23 PM
I speak dumb-ass fundie. Allow me to translate:
" Anyone who disagrees with me, and isn't a Christian, is a commie, liberal, progressive, nazi who embraces Sharia law, even though I don't know what most of those things mean"
Oh and Victoria? Remember that song they wrote for you on SNL; 'I am Not a Bimbo'?
They were wrong, your are a bimbo, you sad, stupid slag
3/26/2011 12:18:56 PM
Think or GTFO
It's obviously impossible to be a progressive liberal and support Sharia law.
3/26/2011 12:36:09 PM
>accuse liberals of promoting sharia law
>sharia law fulfills some of the cuntservatives' dreams (killing of gays etc)
Your irony is showing.
3/26/2011 1:10:24 PM
But then, Troll4Life has never been a real Christian. Unless she'd care to prove us wrong, that is. Remember, dearie: Mark 16:18.
3/26/2011 1:18:38 PM
Oh lawd, I forgot I was a woman. Never mind dat about da honky ass bitches. Dey be stealing all da decent mens from sistas.
3/26/2011 2:10:26 PM
Why do liberals embrace Shariah law even though "beheading your wife" seems to go against the feminist movement's mantra?
Maybe it's because they don't. In fact the only time I ever hear people talking about liberal acceptence of Islam or Sharia it comes from conservatives slander. Kinda like your statement.
Why do liberals embrace Islam knowing it frowns on homosexuality?
Again, they do not. They just tend to oppose the christian specific religious imperialism championed by the christian fundamentalist cancer that is devouring both the conservative movement and the republican party
Because they have the same goals.
You have already demonstrated, in a spectacularly pathetic fashion, that you don't know the first things about liberals and liberalism. But now you expect me to believe, not only that a worldview has a specific goal, but also that you know it? I dont think so.
Progressives, communists, liberals, globalists and Muslims want to destroy America.
First, why would they want to do that? What purpose would "destroying" america serve? What benefit would those disparate groups derive from the destruction of the american political system? Moreover, just exactly how are they supposed to go about accomplishing that?
Second, You list a bunch of groups as if they were each a monolithic hive minds in which every menbers shares the exact same goals and methods of achiving that goal rather than what they actually are, which is groups of individuals, each of whom has his or her own goals and methods.
Third, Can you show so much as a shred of evidence that any of these groups actually intends to, as you matter-of-factly assert, "destroy' america
When that goal is reached, they will fight for top billing. It will be bloody.
And it will only exist in the minds of those who disregard facts and reality in favor of persecution complex fanfic.
3/26/2011 2:49:38 PM
Why do Conservatives make things up about liberals all day?
Because they adequately attack liberals on the positions that they actually do hold, so they have no choice but to make up the most outlandish and inflamatory shit they can think of and then fire up the base by telling them "Liberals believe <insert false statement here> in a frankly pathetic attempt to steer their base away from the things that they cannot argue against.
3/26/2011 3:09:07 PM
Ah, so it's *that* Victoria Jackson, the painfully unfunny, dumb as a sack of wet mice whackjob from SNL. I had an irrational hatred for the bitch back then and got a raft of shit for it because she was she was just so cute and so sweet and so FUNNEEEEE! I feel so vindicated right now.
Eat a bag of dicks, Victoria.
3/26/2011 7:40:33 PM
"Because in the context of American politics, "liberal" is nothing but a buzzword for everything conservatives don't like"
And Conservative is a buzzword for anything Liberals hate, and or synonymous with Nazism. dont act like you liberals are above the same contempt for others of differing belief systems.
And FYI i am a socially conservative, economic/fiscal socialist, so i hate both modern liberals and conservatives. I can see the hypocracy in both.
3/26/2011 8:16:12 PM
A serious question, is 'liberal' used as a term of abuse anywhere other than in the United States?
3/26/2011 10:19:38 PM
If you're "socially conservative, economic/fiscal socialist," then where exactly does the "Communism" part of your username come from?
3/26/2011 11:01:23 PM
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