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Satan began the perversion of women in the Garden of Eden by appealing to her vanity. Adam sinned by allowing the women to control him.

Women voting gives too much power to control men. I don't think God ever intended for women to have both the vote and boobs. That is just too much power in the hands of the weaker vessel.

clirus, Christian Forums 43 Comments [10/1/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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UberLutheran

You've got to read the entire post just to savor clirus' exquisite inanity. It's just almost too delicious for words!

10/1/2005 7:06:17 PM

Darth Wang

I am not reading all of that crap!

10/1/2005 9:33:18 PM

xMinionX

Haha!

It's funny cause he's crazy! :-D

10/2/2005 4:08:05 AM

Adam Carolla and Jimmy Kimmel

Did you know that through almost the entire globe, there are women in Suffrage? We need to rescue these women, and end the suffraging of women everywhere!

(Anyone remember that?)

10/2/2005 5:37:56 AM

ryan

What a nutty post. At first I thought the guy was just being kinda clever and funny. After all saying that boobs and the vote give woman too much power is hilarious. Unfortuneatly after reading the full post any humor was strictly unintentional.

10/3/2005 10:34:21 AM

TDR

I have a problem and I wonder whether you learned folks can help me. See, I first hit this little problem when reading \"Paradise Lost\" and now I see it in actual fundy terms rather than literary ones.

Before the Fall, Adam and Eve were without sin, right? That was the point of the Fall, right? So, why did Eve have any pre-Fall vanity to appeal to? Isn't vanity a sin?

Is this just inherent misogyny or something - even when \"perfect\" women are still superficial, vain and stupid?

10/4/2005 1:13:17 PM

Rime

I'm afraid of what might happen when there's too much power put in the weaker vessel, too.

The one between clirus' ears.

10/8/2005 9:25:17 AM

NonHomogenized

\"Too much power in the hands of the weaker vessel\"? Is this referring to women holding their own breasts, or does Clirus mean that men are the 'weaker vessel'?

10/9/2005 5:00:40 AM

Breakerslion

That \"weaker vessel\" stuff is priceless. Anybody remember how that judgment was made? It was made because women \"leaked\" blood once a month. Brilliant reasoning in play there! I'm betting that there are any number of women athletes that would be just too happy to beat the crap out of clirus for his insightful comments!

10/18/2005 8:15:44 PM

quantumspirit

boobs = power! This proves Pat Robertson right about radical feminism, and bitchcraft

12/6/2005 4:10:11 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Does that mean men with bitch tits can't vote?

7/12/2006 4:21:09 AM

Julian

Say clirus, what's your definition of a woman?

That's easy, they're a life support system for boobs and they only have faces so you know which pair are yours

7/12/2006 5:48:13 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Julian, that is the most tasteless joke I've heard all day.

7/12/2006 7:03:33 AM

Julian

Really? The one I adapted it from was far worse - it used the c word.

7/12/2006 7:09:37 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Okay, it has some level of taste.

[kidding]Too bad I've got to ignore you now that I know you're a sexist pig. [/kidding]

7/12/2006 8:18:01 AM

Julian

\"Mummy Never Warmed the Teat on my Bottle\" Award?

7/13/2006 2:36:58 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Seconded.

7/13/2006 3:38:44 AM

Matilde

Well, he gave us the children, the most powerful and important responsibility, do you think we are the \"weaker vessel\"

8/29/2006 5:46:38 PM

David D.G.

Well, now we know the source of Wonder Woman's powers: Boobs.

Wow, that is one screamingly funny post! Saying that \"the vote and boobs ... is just too much power\" positively cracks me up, because it clearly implies that he finds himself hopelessly susceptible to the Power of Boobs -- and then, contradictorily, refers to women as the \"weaker vessel\"!

Seeing that crack about women being a \"weaker vessel\" also makes me want to brace myself for the shockwave from all the feminine outrage that invariably, and quite properly, results such a stupid comment. I could just picture the combined rage of women everywhere simply blowing him away, leaving nothing but a pair of scorched shoes.


~David D.G.

8/29/2006 6:06:37 PM

Matilde

I never think God gave you intelligence to understand THAT HE WOULDN´T HAVE LET PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT READY TO BEAR CHILDREN.

10/31/2006 10:16:29 PM

gargoyle1

So does that mean flat-chested women can vote?

2/25/2008 7:23:07 PM



"Control him?" All Eve did was offer him a piece, she didn't force him to eat it.

The rest of your ridiculous rant is stupid to a mind-boggling degree. It's clear that you have no idea what you're talking about.

2/26/2008 1:32:08 AM

TerriblyAmused

Did someone say BOOBS?!
Jealous much?

2/26/2008 1:34:48 AM

hGoddess

This was even more hysterical for me because I read his name to be clitoris instead of clirus.

2/27/2008 6:31:01 AM

Princess Rot

Even his fellow fundies are laughing at him.

Power and boobs... *snort*

It seems fundies cannot get it into their thick skulls that owning a vagina does NOT equal slave, as owning a penis does not equal superiority. Clitoris's sweeping generalizations of religion, sex and race (I did read all his BS) make it clear that this "superior" man has no fucking clue what he's talking about.

I recommend Senecol for diarrhoea of the keyboard, Mr. Clitoris.

2/27/2008 2:31:47 PM
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