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It just shows your faith. True Christians can laugh with joy when threatened with death. Most people think we are totally psychotic for that. We don't have a deathwish, we just know where we are headed is infinetely better if we do pass on somehow.

Christians should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die. I have a smile on my face all the time because of this knowledge. If I die, I WIN!

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, Rapture Ready 84 Comments [3/27/2011 5:40:50 AM]
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#1271631


So what's the point of living?

3/27/2011 5:48:24 AM

#1271637
grimsoncrow

I laugh with joy when you are threatened with death too!
If you die, I WINNN!!

3/27/2011 5:53:15 AM

#1271639
Canadia

Whatever helps you sleep at night, friend.

3/27/2011 5:53:41 AM

#1271641
Scooby71

Well, a dictionary definition for psychosis is

"any form of severe mental disorder in which the individual's contact with reality becomes highly distorted"

Thinking you psychotic is completely in accordance with that.

3/27/2011 5:55:06 AM

#1271642
Atheissimo

Congratulations! Move to Afghanistan, learn Arabic and voila! You're an Al Quaeda suicide bomber

3/27/2011 5:56:21 AM

#1271648
Rapax Pringer

Death cult,man. Fucking death cult.

These people frighten me. How can one live with a mindset like that?

Just form a damn suicide pact already.

3/27/2011 5:58:46 AM

#1271649
Berny

I'm willing to bet that if put in an actual situation where your life was threatened you would soil yourself and cry like a baby.
As for being afraid to die, I'm an atheist and I have no fear of death. I don't long for it, like you seem to be. I want to live a long happy life before I die, but I'm not afraid.
I'm sure there are others out there of many faiths (or none) who aren't afraid either. It isn't just a Christian thing.

3/27/2011 5:58:52 AM

#1271652
Anon2

Christians should be the only people on the planet NOT afraid to die.

Please note: He is speaking of "should". That means in reality, christians are afraid to die. Sure, because it is one of the strongest emotions, hard-coded in everybody by evolution (species without fear of death are removed from the gene-pool very fast...)

Speaking from personal experience, it's the strongly religious who are the most afraid of death. They don't "laugh with joy". My father, for example, is calling himself a devout catholic. Every time I talk with him I can smell that he is terribly afraid of death. This fear is destroying his life. He has no fun in life anymore. He is becoming more and more depressive.

May it be rather that Atheists are people who are strong personalities, who don't need an imaginary friend who promises them eternal life? And devout religious people are those who are desperately clinging on every little straw which promises them to get out of this fear?

Regarding death, I hope that I will be as strong as the ancient philosophers, who teached that "One should accept the inevitable calm and in dignity. No one is spared, there is nothing anybody can do about it."

So stop worrying, and enjoy your life.

3/27/2011 6:02:14 AM

#1271657
Swede

I'm not afraid to die, I believe it to be like becoming unconscious, only you never ever wake up again.
I want to live many, many years more before I die though, as I believe that death lasts forever.

3/27/2011 6:10:33 AM

#1271664
Dark_Lord_Prime

As an atheist, and can say without reservation that I am not afraid to die.

It has been my observation and experience, however, that Christians are, in fact, afraid of dying. I presume it's because, no matter how "good" a Christian they are/were, somewhere, in the back of their mind, there is/was always a tiny nagging voice telling them that their imaginary friend might still find them "guilty" and send them to hell.

3/27/2011 6:18:10 AM

#1271665
Canadiest

I'm of the mind that he's advising his fellow RaptureReady posters to stop all their scared of the world postings and get back to pretending they're fearless under the Lord.

Too bad fear is what Fundie Theology is based on

3/27/2011 6:18:44 AM

#1271666


True Christians can laugh with joy when threatened with death.

Never fucking do though, do they.

3/27/2011 6:21:14 AM

#1271669
solomongrundy

As an atheist I have not the least little tiniest fear of death. It's no more scary than never have been born.

What I do fear is dying, I've seen way too many protracted, painful deaths for that. I intend heading to Switzerland for a OD of sodium pentobarbital when my time comes.

3/27/2011 6:26:19 AM

#1271678
D Laurier

Deathcult

3/27/2011 6:42:32 AM

#1271682
Often Partisan

I'm an atheist, again, not afraid of death.
More afraid of not making the most of life.

3/27/2011 6:46:24 AM

#1271689
storymoron

"If I die, I WIN!"

Like Charlie Sheen?

3/27/2011 6:57:34 AM

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Pule Thamex

Certainly, we're all going to die, and though death be eternal non-existence, obviously it means we wont ever be aware of anything at all. But, while we are alive, there's no reason for spreading misery among the rest of the living, as many religionists insist on doing.

Of course, one man's spreading misery is another man's doing great works for an invisible and entirely man-made cloudster. We get one chance at life. We should take that chance and spread happiness where we can instead of letting those who are mentally ill poison us with their insanity.

Regional Godlings are not helping but are only reflecting the diseased minds of the insane and the power mad. Let's be fair here, they're usually men.

3/27/2011 7:09:07 AM

#1271699
KittyKaboom

Storymoron beat me to it. I'll post this anyway:




3/27/2011 7:13:18 AM

#1271705
TGRwulf

And you say us non-religous are the ones who think life is worthless?

3/27/2011 7:24:08 AM

#1271727
John_in_Oz

Do you get 72 virgins?

3/27/2011 8:04:46 AM

#1271729


So, following your logic, 9/11 was not carried out by muslim terrorist who commited suicide, eh?

3/27/2011 8:05:34 AM

#1271746
DevilsChaplain

You ARE totally psychotic for that.

3/27/2011 8:26:51 AM

#1271782
dionysus

If I die, I WIN!

Most boring video game EVER!

3/27/2011 8:51:12 AM

#1271814
Xotan

Some concrete proof, please.

3/27/2011 9:19:39 AM

#1271823
Raised by Horses

So win already.

3/27/2011 9:30:23 AM
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