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My theory in a nutshell is that the Beatles were a very talented band that got under the control of the Illuminati-run Tavistock Institute (TI). I believe that TI uses celebrities to push their agenda (LSD as part of MKULTRA at that point) on the masses as either a mind-control experiment, or just a way to control the anti-war movement that was growing in the mid-60's. My personal feeling is that Paul must have refused to go along with some part of the agenda. He said in one 1965 interview that they wouldn't encourage people not to drink, so I doubt he'd encourage people to take drugs, at least, not something like LSD. He also flat-out refused to try heroin.

So, Paul, not being a "team player," was eliminated. However, he was popular, so they found a replacement who would be able to exploit Paul's popularity to "sell" the drug agenda. Not long after, Faul did an interview talking about taking LSD, & according to George Harrison, the "whole world went crazy."

faulconandsnowjob, Above Top Secret 26 Comments [3/27/2011 5:41:47 AM]
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DevilHunter


Makes perfect sense to me

3/27/2011 6:57:43 AM



Ah, shit, not the old 'Paul is dead' crap? Man, that went out with flares. Next you'll be telling me Jim Morrison is alive and well and running a tea party in Kansas.

3/27/2011 7:08:50 AM

Pule Thamex

That reads as though it was written in invisible drool.

3/27/2011 7:28:15 AM



Paul MacCartney is alive, and currently having problem with his ex-wife, whom she married after becoming a widower. You may be confusing the deads.

3/27/2011 8:17:07 AM

DevilsChaplain

Well that would explain their early hit "All You Need is Love (and Mind Control)."

3/27/2011 8:30:08 AM

agrf

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3/27/2011 8:57:22 AM

Raised by Horses

This is priceless. Can you keep going? I don't think I've laughed so hard all day.

3/27/2011 9:46:29 AM

jsonitsac

@Raised by Horses

The thread is 62 pages long if you're interested.

3/27/2011 10:05:09 AM

Berny

I think we all know who is doing too many drugs, don't we?

3/27/2011 10:11:03 AM

Doubting Thomas

I don't believe it. A modern conspiracy theory incorporating the old "Paul is dead" rumors.

And the Beatles had nothing to do with Illuminati mind control. They were too busy sending Charles Manson secret messages in their music.

3/27/2011 11:36:25 AM

I read about the afterlife

Dude, are YOU on LSD?

3/27/2011 12:13:16 PM

aaa

Aren't you adorable?

3/27/2011 12:13:53 PM

werewolf

If you could fold in Yoko Ono, this would be a winner.

3/27/2011 1:38:33 PM

Kulgur

"they wouldn't encourage people not to drink, so I doubt he'd encourage people to take drugs"

Can someone explain this logic to me? The Beatles weren't anti-alcohol, so they were likely to be anti-drug?

If it were the other way around, I'd understand it. I know plenty of people who are both pro-beer and pro-'other drugs', and people who are anti-both, but none that are pro one and anti the other.

3/27/2011 1:38:47 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Geez, Above Top Secret will really take ANY story as long as it's as historically inaccurate as possible...

3/27/2011 3:35:34 PM

nazani14

The World Bank logo looks just like a basketball, therefore basketball is the favorite sport of the NWO.

I'm really curious why his user name seems to be patterned after "the falcon and the snowman," nicknames for young men who sold information to the Soviets.

3/27/2011 5:14:45 PM

vaiyt

The current Paul McCartney just happened to be as talented as the original. Also, everyone the original ever knew up to this point was in on it.

3/27/2011 8:00:45 PM

Raised by Horses

@werewolf

Ah, yes. Yoko Ono, a.k.a. 'the Overlord'.

She was assigned to keep an eye on the fab four by the US government, and to keep them in line. When that failed, she decided it best to split up the group to control its more "difficult elements".

3/28/2011 1:00:38 AM



This reminds me of an episode of Honey I Shrunk the Kids the TV Show where Russian secret agents used a Beatles - like band to brainwash America but our heroes went back in time and thwarted them, causing the signal to go out into outer space and brainwash aliens instead

3/28/2011 7:39:14 AM

vtcommie

This person is obviously onto something. I'll note that if you play the vinyl record of the fake Paul's album 'Band on the Run' backwards, during the song 'Band on the Run', when they sing the line, "Band on the Run", you can clearly hear the words, " I am not the real Paul, he was killed off by some Illuminati bullshit of some kind."

It's freaky.....

3/28/2011 3:24:41 PM

WickedWitch

Paul's not dead, he was brought to Rock N' Roll Heaven by Elvis in his spaceship at the last minute.

3/28/2011 8:28:49 PM

Haseen

Let me get this straight. Paul was murdered and somehow replaced with a clone to encourage more people to trip balls? Makes perfect sense.

3/29/2011 1:30:00 AM

nutbunny

I believe that TI uses celebrities to push their agenda

Those are the scientologists

3/29/2011 2:59:44 AM

Meshakhad

You fool.

Paul killed the others, then started the "Paul is dead" rumors to throw everyone off his tracks.

3/29/2011 7:04:12 PM

NonProphet

they wouldn't encourage people not to drink, so I doubt he'd encourage people to take drugs
Wait...

they wouldn't encourage people not to drink, so I doubt he'd encourage people to take drugs
I thought so. Faulconpawnch missed that key word there.

Also, I hang out with a lot of hippies, burners, and other LSD-taking sorts. Not a one of them touches heroin, or ever would. "Bad shit, man," as they say.

Speaking of which, the rest of that post (and that site in general) sounds like the result of a lot of bad drugs.

4/16/2011 6:30:39 PM
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