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#1272614
gravematter
You need to change your LSD dealer.
3/29/2011 9:49:49 AM
#1272617
Hosta_Mahogey
"Government sites have been seen to receive modern guillotines at several bases and enough to supply the whole nation. They were imported from China and Japan."
[citation needed]
3/29/2011 9:57:54 AM
#1272620
Doctor Fishcake
Persecution fap!
3/29/2011 10:00:55 AM
#1272637
nazani14
I wonder if this is the same woman who was in the National Guard and put out a video last year about FEMA camps, RFID, etc.
If there are 'hundred of thousands' of organs available, please send some to AZ.
3/29/2011 10:45:03 AM
#1272656
Brendan Rizzo
What.
3/29/2011 11:44:42 AM
#1272657
Wait, what has Falun Gong got to do with it? you saying Obama is Chinese, now?
3/29/2011 11:48:31 AM
#1272661
aaa
RFID shit again?
3/29/2011 11:53:27 AM
#1272679
shykid
No. People like you will be better able to get the mental healthcare they desperately need, though.
3/29/2011 12:53:26 PM
#1272710
hmcook87
I'm pretty sure the chinese just shoot people in the head.
3/29/2011 2:17:12 PM
#1272778
Percy Q. Shunn
Umm, Presidents don't pass laws; they merely sign -or- veto them. Do you even understand the three branches of government and how they operate? If not, you really shouldn't make silly unsubstantiated comments. It just makes you look to be the idiot you clearly are.
3/29/2011 8:03:46 PM
#1272802
vaiyt
Obama's Revenge: The Guillotination!
3/29/2011 11:16:06 PM
#1272851
So, they're importing things they supply to other countries or they're not in use any more(guillotines cut, don't "preserve" anything)?. Ridiculous.
3/30/2011 3:18:00 AM
#1272865
Jezeus
Wait...what..?
3/30/2011 4:12:55 AM
#1272943
Unbeliever
What hmcook87 said. Chinese have long since stopped using beheading as capital punishment, they shoot people in the back of the head. Think "death by firing squad, when there is only 1 person in the squad".
3/30/2011 6:32:46 AM
#1272945
Doubting Thomas
Guillotines? Really? Shipped to secret government sites? Were they shipped on the same Walmart trucks hauling the "This town under martial law" signs?
Well the good thing is that if they were imported from China, they're likely to not work and fall apart.
3/30/2011 6:34:47 AM
#1273068
Brandy Bogard
@Doubting Thomas
They are probably bootleg guillotines. =P
3/30/2011 2:25:35 PM
#1273184
Sussi
That is an amazing amount of bullshit right there...
3/31/2011 1:16:56 AM
#1273388
Jeff Weskamp
President Obama has recently passed laws which will require a RF tracking device in people to obtain health information etc.
[Citation Needed]
Government sites have been seen to receive modern guillotines at several bases and enough to supply the whole nation.
[Citation Badly Needed]
They were imported from China and Japan. Chinese use guillotines to preserve the organs for transplant, as the gas and lethal injection ruin the organs.
[Citation Seriously F***ing Needed, And Not Citation From A Fundie End-Times Conspiracy Site]
You can check online about Fulung Gong, a group working for peace and harmony...
Oh noes!!! Not peace and harmony!!! That is, like, so totally Antichrist!!! Jesus never preached or encouraged peace and harmo....
Uhhh......
3/31/2011 10:31:17 AM
#1273407
Why would you imprison AND behead someone?
I mean, once he's dead locking him up seems pointless.
3/31/2011 11:25:05 AM
#1273619
Kat S.
Okay seriously, you people keep repeating yourselves year after year stating that (current) president is trying to make everyone have a chip implant.
Just like the martial law/police state theorists, your conspiracy crap is getting old.
3/31/2011 8:55:19 PM
#1274444
Song
Why would they behead them first? Taking the organs while the person is still alive is so much easier! No guillotines!
4/2/2011 4:30:48 PM
#1275560
Arts_Myth
Yes! With the evil RFID implanted under your skin, government agents can track you down to within an accuracy of a couple of feet*!
*NB: Said government agents must be within a couple of feet in order to track RFID**.
**NB: Passive (rice-grain) RFID. Very difficult to implant cigarette-pack-sized devices into an entire population for longer-range tracking. And have fun during the mandated battery changes, too..!
4/5/2011 2:10:54 PM
#1275791
8bithero
Pics or it isn't happening.
4/6/2011 6:20:37 AM
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