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President Obama has recently passed laws which will require a RF tracking device in people to obtain health information etc. We are not far from having the government demand all citizens to get the ID microchip or be jailed and beheaded. Government sites have been seen to receive modern guillotines at several bases and enough to supply the whole nation. They were imported from China and Japan. Chinese use guillotines to preserve the organs for transplant, as the gas and lethal injection ruin the organs. You can check online about Fulung Gong, a group working for peace and harmony, and the hundreds of thousands who are killed and organs used recently

gloryseven, Christian Forums 23 Comments [3/29/2011 9:26:53 AM]
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gravematter

You need to change your LSD dealer.

3/29/2011 9:49:49 AM

Hosta_Mahogey

"Government sites have been seen to receive modern guillotines at several bases and enough to supply the whole nation. They were imported from China and Japan."

[citation needed]

3/29/2011 9:57:54 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Persecution fap!

3/29/2011 10:00:55 AM

nazani14

I wonder if this is the same woman who was in the National Guard and put out a video last year about FEMA camps, RFID, etc.
If there are 'hundred of thousands' of organs available, please send some to AZ.

3/29/2011 10:45:03 AM

Brendan Rizzo

What.

3/29/2011 11:44:42 AM



Wait, what has Falun Gong got to do with it? you saying Obama is Chinese, now?

3/29/2011 11:48:31 AM

aaa

RFID shit again?

3/29/2011 11:53:27 AM

shykid

No. People like you will be better able to get the mental healthcare they desperately need, though.

3/29/2011 12:53:26 PM

hmcook87

I'm pretty sure the chinese just shoot people in the head.

3/29/2011 2:17:12 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

Umm, Presidents don't pass laws; they merely sign -or- veto them. Do you even understand the three branches of government and how they operate? If not, you really shouldn't make silly unsubstantiated comments. It just makes you look to be the idiot you clearly are.

3/29/2011 8:03:46 PM

vaiyt

Obama's Revenge: The Guillotination!

3/29/2011 11:16:06 PM



So, they're importing things they supply to other countries or they're not in use any more(guillotines cut, don't "preserve" anything)?. Ridiculous.

3/30/2011 3:18:00 AM

Jezeus

Wait...what..?

3/30/2011 4:12:55 AM

Unbeliever

What hmcook87 said. Chinese have long since stopped using beheading as capital punishment, they shoot people in the back of the head. Think "death by firing squad, when there is only 1 person in the squad".

3/30/2011 6:32:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

Guillotines? Really? Shipped to secret government sites? Were they shipped on the same Walmart trucks hauling the "This town under martial law" signs?

Well the good thing is that if they were imported from China, they're likely to not work and fall apart.

3/30/2011 6:34:47 AM

Brandy Bogard

@Doubting Thomas

They are probably bootleg guillotines. =P

3/30/2011 2:25:35 PM

Sussi

That is an amazing amount of bullshit right there...

3/31/2011 1:16:56 AM

Jeff Weskamp

President Obama has recently passed laws which will require a RF tracking device in people to obtain health information etc.

[Citation Needed]

Government sites have been seen to receive modern guillotines at several bases and enough to supply the whole nation.

[Citation Badly Needed]

They were imported from China and Japan. Chinese use guillotines to preserve the organs for transplant, as the gas and lethal injection ruin the organs.

[Citation Seriously F***ing Needed, And Not Citation From A Fundie End-Times Conspiracy Site]

You can check online about Fulung Gong, a group working for peace and harmony...

Oh noes!!! Not peace and harmony!!! That is, like, so totally Antichrist!!! Jesus never preached or encouraged peace and harmo....

Uhhh......

3/31/2011 10:31:17 AM



Why would you imprison AND behead someone?
I mean, once he's dead locking him up seems pointless.

3/31/2011 11:25:05 AM

Kat S.

Okay seriously, you people keep repeating yourselves year after year stating that (current) president is trying to make everyone have a chip implant.

Just like the martial law/police state theorists, your conspiracy crap is getting old.

3/31/2011 8:55:19 PM

Song

Why would they behead them first? Taking the organs while the person is still alive is so much easier! No guillotines!

4/2/2011 4:30:48 PM

Arts_Myth

Yes! With the evil RFID implanted under your skin, government agents can track you down to within an accuracy of a couple of feet*!

*NB: Said government agents must be within a couple of feet in order to track RFID**.

**NB: Passive (rice-grain) RFID. Very difficult to implant cigarette-pack-sized devices into an entire population for longer-range tracking. And have fun during the mandated battery changes, too..!

4/5/2011 2:10:54 PM

8bithero

Pics or it isn't happening.

4/6/2011 6:20:37 AM
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