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liberalism = no morals

which means liberals are Satanists.

What libs propose when they want more government, is a Satanic world government.

Liberty2Day, Salon.com 59 Comments [4/2/2011 2:05:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 113
WTF?! || meh

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Look out, de debil is trying to fix America!

4/2/2011 2:17:57 PM


I looked it up:

Liberalism, n. (from the Latin liberalis, "of freedom"): the belief in the importance of liberty and equal rights.

4/2/2011 2:20:17 PM


I can't even appropriately comment on the sheer irony exhibited here. An idiot named "Liberty2Day" equates liberalism (A personal-liberty and societal-liberty based philosophy), with Satanism.

What we have here, I suspect, is a secret arms experiment, in producing the ultimate weapon of mass irony-meter destruction.

4/2/2011 2:23:06 PM


4/2/2011 2:30:59 PM


This would be funny if it were not so stupid.

4/2/2011 2:54:05 PM

4/2/2011 2:58:02 PM

Liberal(which OBVIOUSLY means immoral b/c you said so) Christian

Quit trying to redefine words so they'll mean whatever you want them to mean. It just makes you look ignorant.

4/2/2011 3:05:15 PM


I am at least four steps to the left of Liberals, but I still acknowledge the Liberals' right to state their opinion.

Liberty is very close to Liberalism, stupid. But sometimes there can be too much liberality. We sometimes need a bit of restraint in order to pander to all humans, not just our closest kin, but also to "the least of my people".

4/2/2011 3:08:39 PM


Yet another example of why world laughs at Americans.

4/2/2011 3:34:05 PM

Slave to Uni

What is this, I don't even...

4/2/2011 3:40:25 PM


liberalism = no morals

Really? Then why do they always the ones that support human rights? By definition they have to be the ones as conservatism is about CONSERVing the status quo.

which means liberals are Satanists

Complete non-sequitur and completely nonsensical too. Even if we take your initial claim as an axiom, having no morals makes you amoral, it does not make you a Satanist. In fact, being a Satanist means that you ARE accepting a certain form of morality.

4/2/2011 3:47:16 PM


Hey, it's time to play logical syllogisms with Liberty2Day!

1.) Liberals have no morals.
2.) Satanists have no morals.
3.) Ergo, liberals are Satanists.

Way to go Liberty2Day! You have created a logical syllogism that is both invalid and unsound. You see, even if it were true that Satanists and liberals had no morals, that does not necessarily make the two words synonymous. For instance, the Bible is a collection of books. So is the Harry Potter series. By Liberty2Day's skewed logic, that would mean that the Harry Potter series is the Bible.

4/2/2011 3:56:11 PM


Liberals: Liberty is OUR morality.

4/2/2011 4:21:55 PM


I don't know about that, Liberty2Day. It seems to me I could make a better case for conservatives to be immoral.
Who nullifies legally negotiated contracts and puts unfair constraints on unions.
Who feels justified in eliminating what meagre health care protection the poor have?
Who cuts protection for air quality, water standards, the food chain?
Who thinks the rich should pay even less taxes than the pittance they pay now, and dump it all on the poor and middle classes?
Who pays lip service to smaller government and lower taxes and spending but in reality, for every single Republican administration since Nixon has increased the federal deficit?
Conservatives/Repugs are evil. Period.

4/2/2011 4:36:41 PM


I'd like to point out that Satanism doesn't necessarily mean evil. I know little about the religion but I do know that it's not what many Christians think it is.

4/2/2011 4:49:51 PM


Just because I don't share your morals, that doesn't make me (1) immoral or (2) a satanist.

4/2/2011 4:53:59 PM

Old Viking

Okey-dokey. If you'll excuse me now ...

4/2/2011 5:22:58 PM


Oh, look. Another member of the Humpty-Dumpty School of Language has opinions on politics.

4/2/2011 5:51:03 PM


This isn't logic; it's insane troll logic!

4/2/2011 6:14:39 PM


Christians = Death Cult worshippers

Which means christians are members of the Cult of the Blessed Agonies.

What fundies propose when they want more goverment, is to pave the word for the entrance of Chzo.

See? I can use faulty logic too!

4/2/2011 6:20:38 PM


Wow, that's not even a proper syllogism. FAIL on content AND construction!

4/2/2011 6:24:22 PM


Dis be true. Libruls is evil and dey hates black folk, enslavin' dem wif welfare and affirmative action, cuz dey jus' wants mo' black people in college for the perfessors to indominate wif librul lies. Dey's fo' abortion cuz dat's all about exterminatin' da black race. Thank da Lawd fo' conservatives like Michael Steele and Alan Keyes dat see thru da lies. Praise da Lawd!

4/2/2011 6:33:02 PM



Another member of the Humpty-Dumpty School of Language has opinions on politics.

I see what you did there. :P It's from that line in the book, right? "When I use a word” Humpty Dumpty said, "...it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."

What's hilarious is that I know that quote from a Wikipedia article about ipse-dixitism, which is another word for "an unsupported or dogmatic assertion". How appropriate.

4/2/2011 6:59:23 PM


I wonder what these ultra-conservative Christians would say if Jesus Christ walked into the room and began speaking with them.

Talk about being in for the surprise of your life. ...

4/2/2011 7:18:06 PM

Wilford Brimley

I like this young'un's username, it reminds me of Liberty Medical, which has helped me live a better life by deliverin' Diabeetus testing supplies right to my door.

4/2/2011 7:20:31 PM
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