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How bizarre. Islamic prophecy appears to be leading the Islamic world into a trap and the fulfillment of Bible prophecy. Now that Obama is arming Al Queda in Lybia and turning his back on Israel, it seems like Islamic mystical prophecy is coming true at just the right time (and season) in history. I would say this is no coincidence. The devil knows what the Bible foretells and has spent centuries creatiing a massive army and "prophecies" to convince them for this moment in time.


Junebug28, CF 48 Comments [4/1/2011 4:27:40 AM]
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Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's the End Times again. For the 1933rd year in a row.

4/1/2011 4:32:47 AM

HoverSponge

Why doesnt your god just stomp on the Debil... oh right they both dont exist... carry on.

4/1/2011 4:35:39 AM

Gawd


No, none of this is true.

4/1/2011 4:42:27 AM

G.Fieendish

Oh dear, have we have entered the Twilight Zone again...?
Firstly, The United States is NOT currently arming the rebels, (even though some in the U.S would like to do so), who contrary to Libyan propaganda, are not members of Al-Quieda, but rather Libyan citizens dissatisfied with the despotic Col.Quadaffi's tyrannical reign...
Secondly, are the U.S really turning their backs on Israel...? If only, some would argue...

4/1/2011 4:45:19 AM

Mister Spak

A superstitious paranoid notices an invisible enemy is conspiring against him. This is not a coincidence.

4/1/2011 4:45:53 AM

dionysus

This devil guy sure seems to be able to outsmart god an awful lot. I don't know if I'd be able to trust a god so incompetent that he's always a step behind even though he's freaking omniscient.

4/1/2011 5:03:54 AM

Raised by Horses

The U.S. is turning its back on Israel?

...Oh, right. It's April Fools'. Never mind.

4/1/2011 5:06:13 AM

Sussi

That is an amazing amount of bullshit right there. Can I borrow some? My roses are looking a bit puny this year.

4/1/2011 5:45:57 AM

Table Rock

I would say this is no coincidence.

It's not a coincidence. EVERYTHING is a sign of the end times to you people. A mouse could fart and it would say it was all according to prophecy.

4/1/2011 6:04:11 AM

Lucilius

Name and source some of these imaginary "Islamic prophecies."

Oh, and crawl back under your rock until you learn to spell "Libya." For that matter, there are a number of accepted transliterations for al-Qaeda, but "Al Queda" is not among them.

4/1/2011 6:29:05 AM

Doubting Thomas

Islamic prophecy? You've never even read the Koran, have you? You haven't read the bible either, have you?

4/1/2011 6:32:58 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Proof that this is wrong (apart from the fact that al-Qaeda isn't responsible for the Libyan rebels): why would the devil deliberately seek to fulfill prophecies which say that he will lose and be tortured forever? It makes no damn sense.

4/1/2011 7:04:25 AM

Raised by Horses

@Doubting Thomas

I think it would be generous to expect that he has read much at all.

4/1/2011 7:24:16 AM

Zeus Almighty

Or, you know, maybe the Quaran is utter bullshit ... just like your Bible.

4/1/2011 7:57:34 AM

TGRwulf

Someone needs to adjust their tinfoil hat.

4/1/2011 8:12:31 AM

breakerslion

Why, that's the most exciting news since Hitler's clone revealed the secret Nazi space program that created all the UFOs!

Your brain appears to be made of cornflakes.

4/1/2011 9:06:20 AM

Sasha

Islamic mystical prophecy

What is this?

4/1/2011 9:47:37 AM

farpadokly

"It's a TRAP!" Admiral (Allahu) Akbar.

4/1/2011 9:54:23 AM

Justanotheratheist

Your first two words apply much more accurately to the rest of your post.

4/1/2011 9:54:32 AM

Osiris

Okay, first of all, Al-Queda isn't in Libya. At all. Second, the US still continues to financially and militarily support Israel. Third, going to Fox News for information on global events is like going to your church for a science lesson.

4/1/2011 10:13:48 AM

Berny

Whatever drugs they've got you on aren't working anymore. I was under the impression the United Nations/NATO was helping people free themselves of a dictator in Libya, not arming Al Qaida. I'm also not aware of the USA having abandoned Israel as an ally. I think it would have made the news.
As for your prophecies, they are like all prophecies ever made, more bullshit than anything else.

4/1/2011 10:25:55 AM

Canadia

Haha, turning our backs on Israel? Israel is dragging us down so much and we're still throwing shit at it, you have no idea.

4/1/2011 10:30:35 AM

aaa

I really like the whole lack of any truth in this statement.

4/1/2011 11:59:03 AM

Often Partisan

"Now that Obama is arming Al Queda in Lybia"

1. Reagan armed the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan to fight agaisnt the Soviets, and many of these people later became members of Al-Qaeda.

2. Where the hell is Lybia?

4/1/2011 12:48:16 PM

Old Viking

... arming Al Queda in Lybia ...

That's labia.

4/1/2011 1:19:32 PM
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