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#1273695
Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's the End Times again. For the 1933rd year in a row.
4/1/2011 4:32:47 AM
#1273697
HoverSponge
Why doesnt your god just stomp on the Debil... oh right they both dont exist... carry on.
4/1/2011 4:35:39 AM
#1273699
Gawd
No, none of this is true.
4/1/2011 4:42:27 AM
#1273702
G.Fieendish
Oh dear, have we have entered the Twilight Zone again...?
Firstly, The United States is NOT currently arming the rebels, (even though some in the U.S would like to do so), who contrary to Libyan propaganda, are not members of Al-Quieda, but rather Libyan citizens dissatisfied with the despotic Col.Quadaffi's tyrannical reign...
Secondly, are the U.S really turning their backs on Israel...? If only, some would argue...
4/1/2011 4:45:19 AM
#1273704
Mister Spak
A superstitious paranoid notices an invisible enemy is conspiring against him. This is not a coincidence.
4/1/2011 4:45:53 AM
#1273709
dionysus
This devil guy sure seems to be able to outsmart god an awful lot. I don't know if I'd be able to trust a god so incompetent that he's always a step behind even though he's freaking omniscient.
4/1/2011 5:03:54 AM
#1273710
Raised by Horses
The U.S. is turning its back on Israel?
...Oh, right. It's April Fools'. Never mind.
4/1/2011 5:06:13 AM
#1273732
Sussi
That is an amazing amount of bullshit right there. Can I borrow some? My roses are looking a bit puny this year.
4/1/2011 5:45:57 AM
#1273744
Table Rock
I would say this is no coincidence.
It's not a coincidence. EVERYTHING is a sign of the end times to you people. A mouse could fart and it would say it was all according to prophecy.
4/1/2011 6:04:11 AM
#1273758
Lucilius
Name and source some of these imaginary "Islamic prophecies."
Oh, and crawl back under your rock until you learn to spell "Libya." For that matter, there are a number of accepted transliterations for al-Qaeda, but "Al Queda" is not among them.
4/1/2011 6:29:05 AM
#1273760
Doubting Thomas
Islamic prophecy? You've never even read the Koran, have you? You haven't read the bible either, have you?
4/1/2011 6:32:58 AM
#1273780
Brendan Rizzo
Proof that this is wrong (apart from the fact that al-Qaeda isn't responsible for the Libyan rebels): why would the devil deliberately seek to fulfill prophecies which say that he will lose and be tortured forever? It makes no damn sense.
4/1/2011 7:04:25 AM
#1273793
Raised by Horses
@Doubting Thomas
I think it would be generous to expect that he has read much at all.
4/1/2011 7:24:16 AM
#1273803
Zeus Almighty
Or, you know, maybe the Quaran is utter bullshit ... just like your Bible.
4/1/2011 7:57:34 AM
#1273809
TGRwulf
Someone needs to adjust their tinfoil hat.
4/1/2011 8:12:31 AM
#1273839
breakerslion
Why, that's the most exciting news since Hitler's clone revealed the secret Nazi space program that created all the UFOs!
Your brain appears to be made of cornflakes.
4/1/2011 9:06:20 AM
#1273869
Sasha
Islamic mystical prophecy
What is this?
4/1/2011 9:47:37 AM
#1273875
farpadokly
"It's a TRAP!" Admiral (Allahu) Akbar.
4/1/2011 9:54:23 AM
#1273876
Justanotheratheist
Your first two words apply much more accurately to the rest of your post.
4/1/2011 9:54:32 AM
#1273890
Osiris
Okay, first of all, Al-Queda isn't in Libya. At all. Second, the US still continues to financially and militarily support Israel. Third, going to Fox News for information on global events is like going to your church for a science lesson.
4/1/2011 10:13:48 AM
#1273900
Berny
Whatever drugs they've got you on aren't working anymore. I was under the impression the United Nations/NATO was helping people free themselves of a dictator in Libya, not arming Al Qaida. I'm also not aware of the USA having abandoned Israel as an ally. I think it would have made the news.
As for your prophecies, they are like all prophecies ever made, more bullshit than anything else.
4/1/2011 10:25:55 AM
#1273906
Canadia
Haha, turning our backs on Israel? Israel is dragging us down so much and we're still throwing shit at it, you have no idea.
4/1/2011 10:30:35 AM
#1273966
aaa
I really like the whole lack of any truth in this statement.
4/1/2011 11:59:03 AM
#1273999
Often Partisan
"Now that Obama is arming Al Queda in Lybia"
1. Reagan armed the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan to fight agaisnt the Soviets, and many of these people later became members of Al-Qaeda.
2. Where the hell is Lybia?
4/1/2011 12:48:16 PM
#1274026
Old Viking
... arming Al Queda in Lybia ...
That's labia.
4/1/2011 1:19:32 PM
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