Sodomy nazis invented the word “homophobe” to disparage and prevent rational thinking on same-sex attraction disorder.
What sodomites really want in our society is affirmation—enthusiastic endorsement—and they don’t care if it comes at the point of a gun. There is a reason that they seem compelled to broadcast their practice of sodomy to the entire world, with stickers, flags, marches, indoctrination of children, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. It’s not about rights: that’s just boob-bait for liberal bubbas. What they really want is for every single human being to applaud, pat them on the back, and tell them how strong and great they are for being sodomites, whenever and wherever they prance in and commence to swan about. They want to thrust their perversion into the face of each individual resident of planet Earth, and be met with nothing but compliments and homage. Not even that will make them happy, though, as they’ll still have to deal with their awareness of the disordered nature of their behavior.
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There is something of the rabidly obsessive reformer about your anti-Christian rhetoric. However, dsc, I think you'll find that it'll take more than a few geeky jerks spouting uphill-gardening fap fest porn in order to force God fearing Christians to forego their solemn observance of the Sacred Sodomy Rites Of Christ For Imprisoned Christians.
With a mighty cry that resounds throughout the prison, the Christians shout as one in their Christain belief, " Up the shit shute for Jesus! Hooray! Up the shitter! Hooray! Up the shitter! Hooray!" Later they're are led like entranced sheep back to their cells.
This man scatters polysyllabic words all over his rant! Surely he must have a point!
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First known use of the word "Homophobia": 1969.Webster
End of the Second World War and dismantling of the Nationalist Socialist Party: 1945.
Fails at History, Linguistics, Logic and basic sanity: You.
Considering that sodomy, a.k.a. anal sex, is practiced just as often by heterosexual couples as by homosexual couples, and that most couples don't go around telling people which sex acts they prefer, I can't help but think that dsc is full of shit.
Teabagging nazis invented the word "Bush derangement syndrome" to disparage and prevent rational thinking on tax-cuts-solve-everything disorder.
@Mister SPak
Nazi Germany jailed and killed homos. Just like you want to.
No, no, silly, that's just a LIE-beral rewrite of history. The Nazis, in addition to being atheist Darwinists, forced people into same-sex marriages.
"What they really want is for every single human being to applaud, pat them on the back, and tell them how strong and great they are for being sodomites."
Meanwhile, Christian fundies demand to be persecuted in order to reassure themselves that they're holy. I say we give 'em both what they want.
Except for the obligatory Godwin, this actually doesn't sound that sinister, assuming I'm reading it right. Was this dsc's idea of an April Fool's joke? If so, he failed.
Ooh, smart! you put disorder behind it, so it must be bad! I wanna be as smart as you when i grow up!
WTF is wrong with these fundies?! (apart from the obvious mental instability and psychopathic tendencies)
@ WatermelonRat
Ve haff vays of making you bottom, mein schatzi.
"They want to thrust their perversion into the face of each individual resident of planet Earth"
Woohoo, free gay porn for everybody!!! That's a good thing, right?
"Boob-bait for liberal bubbas?" What the fuck?
Is there a full moon that's bringing out even more crazies than usual, or is an April Fool's thing?
You do realize that "sodomy" is defined by a lot of legal statutes in the USA as any sex act other than penis-vagina intercourse? Hell, in some areas, a heterosexual couple doing it doggy style could get into trouble. And don't get me started on blow jobs.
You're fucking insane, speaking for myself and myself only, I want equal rights and privlieges, not your approval. Frankly, your approval isn't worth anything to me, and I'm probably not the only one who can say that honestly.
...now, mind you, I have known some insecure and highly annoying young gay men who did things like march around in pink underpants asking everyone in the dorm which jeans they could wear on their date, or buttonholed whoever they could to brag about the sex positions they allegedly tried the night before, secure in the feeling that nobody wanted to shut them up for fear of looking like homophobes. And that's annoying.
But it's not what the gay rights movement is about. It's just clueless douchebags who want attention and happen to be gay.
This is what fundies do. Because their entire lives are centred around an agenda, because their whole lives are about trying to push their hideous and warped view of reality on others, they think that everyone else, eg, the "homos", the liberals, the normal people, have an agenda also. They can't concieve of people who are just content to be themselves, so everyone they villify must be trying to convert everyone to their lifestyle also. Very sad.
NOBODY is as fixated on gay sex as homophobes, stupid. Not even gay people are as fixated on gay sex as you people are.
The only kind of sexuality I see thrust into the face of each individual resident of Planet Earth is heterosexuality.
Sodomy Nazis?
Seriously?
Because the Nazis were totally into sodomy. Anyone who had any sort of sex that didn't include sodomy was sent straight to the concentration camps. Any books that involved heterosexuality were burned. All Nazis were completely flaming homosexuals. The only reason for World War II was because the Nazis wanted to shove their homosexuality in everyone else's face.
And Hitler was totally one hundred percent completely gay. He never slept with a woman ever. And look at the mustache? It just screams gay. And the swastika? Could such a bold artistic design ever be created by a straight man? No, it's clearly too artfully and skillfully done. Who was designing Nazi uniforms if it wasn't teh gays?!
All the Nazi soldiers were mincing, prancing cowards. That's why they lost World War II, you know. That's what happens when you let gays into the military, you see?
"What they really want is for every single human being to applaud, pat them on the back, and tell them how strong and great they are for being sodomites"
You know, I think they are pretty strong and great, not for being gay, but for being what they are in the face of hateful remarks and behaviour from cuntwits like you.
[They want to thrust their perversion into the face of each individual resident of planet Earth]
Why stop there? Why not say that all liberal democrats are Hitler, and that all gays want to force everyone to become gay at gun point. Why not say that gays want to exterminate hetero's..
..since we are making shit up you might as well say God really exists and Jesus is coming back in our lifetime as well.
I'm picturing some sort of weird BDSM Gay Porn thing:
IVAN! HE-WOLF OF THE SS!
Featuring some beautiful young blond gay-boy cutie patootie with a great, athletic physique in Dominatrix mode as said Ilsa-expy! See him take some other cute gay hunks and....
That said, Nazis are slime & should DIAF. Nuff said, Fred!
Oh boy, dsc didn't even wait for any form of discourse to start before trotting out a Godwin. Sodomy Nazis? Seriously? Last I checked, the gay rights movement hasn't exactly tried to put you in camps and torture/kill you. On the other hand, "Christians" have tied gays to fences, tormented them, and left them to die of exposure. They've harassed them to the point of suicide, and given the chance, you would very happily exterminate anyone even suspected of being a "godless faggot".
Fuck off and die, dsc. This faggot here, will not bend or break merely because you refuse to accept that all I want is basic human dignity.
What they really want is for every single human being to applaud, pat them on the back, and tell them how strong and great they are for being sodomites
Actually, no, I just want you to leave me the fuck alone and stop giving straight people special rights.
@ #1274162 (aka Person-Using-His4Life's Handle):
Okay, I don't want to go around and post this on every single post that you've commented on under His4Life's handle, but I also want to make sure that I get the point across.
Seriously, this has got to stop. These sort of comments come across as racist.
Even though anyone with half a brain can tell that you aren't His4Life, it's still rude to use someone else's handle like this.
I have a feeling "rational discourse" means "violent opposition and vile, hateful rhetoric". When you're as homophobic as dsc, everything more supportive towards the gays other than chanting "kill the fags" is enthusiastic endorsement.
What Christians really want in our society is affirmationenthusiastic endorsementand they don’t care if it comes at the point of a gun. There is a reason that they seem compelled to broadcast their practice of Christiaity to the entire world, with stickers, flags, marches, indoctrination of children, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Fixed.
@ Ebon
"Why is it that homophobes are way more fixated on gay sex than the gay men I know?"
Because they fear it and fear can be sexy.
The gays have dominated their thoughts and minds and now the homophobes can only think of gays and their burning desires, and being forced to meet those desires. They go to sleep imagining a leash around their neck, being forced to pleasure strangers against their will.
And then they wake up with sticky sheets and a deep feeling of humilation... which spurs morning wood and God's disappointment.
Heh.
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