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#1273714
The_L
Amoeba prom--how droll. You, sir, are resorting to emotional appeals, rather than following your intellect.
4/1/2011 5:13:43 AM
#1273720
Pup
Typical idiot equates early, single-cellular organisms to amoebas. Nothing new here.
4/1/2011 5:26:50 AM
#1273728
beehummingbird
"Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner."
WTF
4/1/2011 5:43:45 AM
#1273739
Sussi
I'm actually impressed that he goes so far as to admit that homosexuality does exist in nature. Too bad he draws a completely wrong assumption after that...
4/1/2011 5:55:07 AM
#1273747
Doctor Whom
Cue the Gary Larson amoeba-porn cartoon.
4/1/2011 6:09:19 AM
#1273748
dionysus
There is homosexuality in animals. There are also some animals that change sex - clown fish - according to demographic of the specie.
But then its not about nature
This happens in nature ergo it's a part of nature.
we already know it is corrupted and survives by death
Survives by death? What the hell is that even supposed to mean?
No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.
If only you believe Him.
Why? Why does this supposedly omnipotent entity care about the opinion of some random person (me)? Is he that insecure? And no, it's NOT just believing in him that supposedly gets you into heaven. There are a whole bunch of rules that you have to follow too and I find it dishonest when proselytizers tell others that it's as simple as just believing. It's like those web sites that advertise that they have free membership but you don't get to use any of the features on the site until you pay.
As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really.
Argument from personal incredulity. Reality doesn't give a shit about what you find believable or about your inability to understand the Theory of Evolution.
Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner.
Not half as embarrassing as when you went there and the amoebas voted you most likely to fail. And it appears that they were correct.
4/1/2011 6:11:26 AM
#1273749
Scorpius
Wha-?
4/1/2011 6:15:23 AM
#1273751
Doubting Thomas
So God makes things corrupted on purpose?
And using "eviloution" discredits your entire argument. As if you had one in the first place.
4/1/2011 6:20:00 AM
#1273752
Clever-Dick Smarty-Pants
Did you know, that there is homosexuality in animals? There is also sex changing in animals. Also, did you know, there is no proms, as such, in animals?
On an unrelated note, did you know that God poofs things in to existence with His supernatural magic? Although, that's only true if you believe in Him.
Notice how some things are possible to believe and some things aren't? Science works in mysterious ways.
4/1/2011 6:20:57 AM
#1273754
Lucilius
Clown fish, meet clown fundie.
4/1/2011 6:25:10 AM
#1273755
Zeus Almighty
"So God makes things corrupted on purpose?"
No, everything was perfect before that bitch Eve talked Adam into eating some apple. Before that lions were herbivores and lived forever in Eden frisking with the gazelles.
The fall of man ended this idyll, causing lions and tiger and bears to have a sudden hankering for meat.
Obviously the animals had to be punished for Adam's and Eve's sin.
4/1/2011 6:25:45 AM
#1273757
Brendan Rizzo
Wow. Talk about moving the goalposts. Football stadiums must be really enlarged in fundieland.
4/1/2011 6:28:55 AM
#1273765
Mister Spak
Just think of the embarrassment of being the writer of this post.
4/1/2011 6:39:09 AM
#1273777
Raised by Horses
"As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really."
A valid and well thought-out logical point.
4/1/2011 7:00:27 AM
#1273778
Mardonius
"But then its not about nature, we already know it is corrupted and survives by death."
Gasp, the taint of the gnostic heresey! I predict a fundie fight in this mans future!
4/1/2011 7:02:00 AM
#1273781
Xotan
There is homosexuality in animals.
=== You don't say! Strange that you at last noticed.
There are also some animals that change sex - clown fish - according to demographic of the specie.
=== Specie is not a word. You mean species. It's bot singular and plural. A most unnatural word.
But then its not about nature, we already know it is corrupted and survives by death.
=== Survives by death? Death=Life? Are we talking about vampires here?
No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.
=== Evidence for Creator, sin, redemption, eternal life, please.
If only you believe Him.
=== Evidence.
As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really.
Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner.
4/1/2011 7:05:13 AM
#1273785
Unbeliever
Eviloution? That's a new one. I saw evilution, but not with that extra 'o'.
4/1/2011 7:10:16 AM
#1273786
John_in_Oz
Wally defending his PhD thesis at Patriot University.
4/1/2011 7:11:33 AM
#1273789
JSS
{No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.}
Then maybe it's high time people like you stop using the whole "It's not natural" nonsensical argument.
4/1/2011 7:14:24 AM
#1273815
TGRwulf
Amoeba prom? What the FUCK?!?
Also, I laughed at him pointing out homosexuality is natural, and then calling it unnatural.
4/1/2011 8:14:59 AM
#1273830
Uh, even human students voted Most Likely to Succeed receive that title on their own merits. It has nothing whatsoever to do with one having a partner or not. You must be referring to a prom for fundie amoebas.
4/1/2011 8:47:10 AM
#1273849
@ The_L: that's because he doesn't have any intellect to follow.
4/1/2011 9:13:14 AM
#1273850
The Lazy One
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I have to admit, the amoeba prom made me smile- just imagine amoebas in little tuxedos and dresses. Hehehehe...
The rest of the post, however? Not so cute.
4/1/2011 9:16:38 AM
#1273854
SpukiKitty
Imagine a little amoeba version of "Carrie".
4/1/2011 9:20:00 AM
#1273861
Sasha
has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.
Yet everyone dies, christians and infidels alike. That eternal life thing hasn't worked out so well, has it? Maybe a pie in the hand is worth more than one in the sky.
4/1/2011 9:32:46 AM
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