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There is homosexuality in animals. There are also some animals that change sex - clown fish - according to demographic of the specie.

But then its not about nature, we already know it is corrupted and survives by death.

No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.

If only you believe Him.



As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really.

Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner.



Wally, RR 76 Comments [4/1/2011 5:08:41 AM]
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Submitted By: physalis17
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The_L

Amoeba prom--how droll. You, sir, are resorting to emotional appeals, rather than following your intellect.

4/1/2011 5:13:43 AM

Pup

Typical idiot equates early, single-cellular organisms to amoebas. Nothing new here.

4/1/2011 5:26:50 AM

beehummingbird

"Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner."

WTF

4/1/2011 5:43:45 AM

Sussi

I'm actually impressed that he goes so far as to admit that homosexuality does exist in nature. Too bad he draws a completely wrong assumption after that...

4/1/2011 5:55:07 AM

Doctor Whom

Cue the Gary Larson amoeba-porn cartoon.

4/1/2011 6:09:19 AM

dionysus

There is homosexuality in animals. There are also some animals that change sex - clown fish - according to demographic of the specie.

But then its not about nature


This happens in nature ergo it's a part of nature.

we already know it is corrupted and survives by death

Survives by death? What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.

If only you believe Him.


Why? Why does this supposedly omnipotent entity care about the opinion of some random person (me)? Is he that insecure? And no, it's NOT just believing in him that supposedly gets you into heaven. There are a whole bunch of rules that you have to follow too and I find it dishonest when proselytizers tell others that it's as simple as just believing. It's like those web sites that advertise that they have free membership but you don't get to use any of the features on the site until you pay.

As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really.

Argument from personal incredulity. Reality doesn't give a shit about what you find believable or about your inability to understand the Theory of Evolution.

Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner.

Not half as embarrassing as when you went there and the amoebas voted you most likely to fail. And it appears that they were correct.

4/1/2011 6:11:26 AM

Scorpius

Wha-?

4/1/2011 6:15:23 AM

Doubting Thomas

So God makes things corrupted on purpose?

And using "eviloution" discredits your entire argument. As if you had one in the first place.

4/1/2011 6:20:00 AM

Clever-Dick Smarty-Pants

Did you know, that there is homosexuality in animals? There is also sex changing in animals. Also, did you know, there is no proms, as such, in animals?

On an unrelated note, did you know that God poofs things in to existence with His supernatural magic? Although, that's only true if you believe in Him.

Notice how some things are possible to believe and some things aren't? Science works in mysterious ways.

4/1/2011 6:20:57 AM

Lucilius

Clown fish, meet clown fundie.

4/1/2011 6:25:10 AM

Zeus Almighty

"So God makes things corrupted on purpose?"

No, everything was perfect before that bitch Eve talked Adam into eating some apple. Before that lions were herbivores and lived forever in Eden frisking with the gazelles.
The fall of man ended this idyll, causing lions and tiger and bears to have a sudden hankering for meat.
Obviously the animals had to be punished for Adam's and Eve's sin.

4/1/2011 6:25:45 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wow. Talk about moving the goalposts. Football stadiums must be really enlarged in fundieland.

4/1/2011 6:28:55 AM

Mister Spak

Just think of the embarrassment of being the writer of this post.

4/1/2011 6:39:09 AM

Raised by Horses

"As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really."

A valid and well thought-out logical point.

4/1/2011 7:00:27 AM

Mardonius

"But then its not about nature, we already know it is corrupted and survives by death."

Gasp, the taint of the gnostic heresey! I predict a fundie fight in this mans future!

4/1/2011 7:02:00 AM

Xotan

There is homosexuality in animals.

=== You don't say! Strange that you at last noticed.

There are also some animals that change sex - clown fish - according to demographic of the specie.

=== Specie is not a word. You mean species. It's bot singular and plural. A most unnatural word.


But then its not about nature, we already know it is corrupted and survives by death.

=== Survives by death? Death=Life? Are we talking about vampires here?


No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.

=== Evidence for Creator, sin, redemption, eternal life, please.

If only you believe Him.

=== Evidence.



As far as eviloution, I find it impossible to believe male and female evolved from asexual creatures. I mean really.

Just think of the embarrasement at the amoeba prom being voted most likely to succeed.... without a partner.


4/1/2011 7:05:13 AM

Unbeliever

Eviloution? That's a new one. I saw evilution, but not with that extra 'o'.

4/1/2011 7:10:16 AM

John_in_Oz

Wally defending his PhD thesis at Patriot University.

4/1/2011 7:11:33 AM

JSS

{No, it is about a Creator. One who identifes the corruption due to sin and has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.}

Then maybe it's high time people like you stop using the whole "It's not natural" nonsensical argument.

4/1/2011 7:14:24 AM

TGRwulf

Amoeba prom? What the FUCK?!?

Also, I laughed at him pointing out homosexuality is natural, and then calling it unnatural.

4/1/2011 8:14:59 AM



Uh, even human students voted Most Likely to Succeed receive that title on their own merits. It has nothing whatsoever to do with one having a partner or not. You must be referring to a prom for fundie amoebas.

4/1/2011 8:47:10 AM



@ The_L: that's because he doesn't have any intellect to follow.

4/1/2011 9:13:14 AM

The Lazy One

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA. I have to admit, the amoeba prom made me smile- just imagine amoebas in little tuxedos and dresses. Hehehehe...

The rest of the post, however? Not so cute.

4/1/2011 9:16:38 AM

SpukiKitty

Imagine a little amoeba version of "Carrie".

4/1/2011 9:20:00 AM

Sasha

has redeemed man from death and made a way to eternal life.

Yet everyone dies, christians and infidels alike. That eternal life thing hasn't worked out so well, has it? Maybe a pie in the hand is worth more than one in the sky.

4/1/2011 9:32:46 AM
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