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Ignoring the No True Scotsman argument for a moment, this fundie claims to have studied the bible.
Every once in a while, when I debate with theists, I may be asked what I believe. I have a stock answer to this question: that it is not possible to study the bible -- and I mean truly study it the way we should study any other text (both fiction or non-fiction) -- and walk away thinking it's anything other than a work of fiction.
4/3/2011 6:33:39 AM
"I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN"
Yeah, you and every other Christian who has ever lived.
4/3/2011 6:34:24 AM
(In my best Hank Azaria Birdcage Agador Latino imitation)
I had a personal living relationship with Jesus once, but man, he was such a slob! He wouldn't change his sheets or nothing! You couldn't even talk to him about it, he would just stare at you and not say anything. He was into some kinky shit too, all tied up to that cross like that.... Man, what a freak!
4/3/2011 7:02:56 AM
In other words, Martin Luther invented Christianity over a thousand years after the death of Jesus.
I love to see all the sects arguing about what true Xtianity is; please do not try to convert anyone else until you sort out what it is you actually believe.
4/3/2011 7:23:03 AM
Meanwhile the Catholics say nobody knows Jesus like they do.
The Protestants say the Catholics are powermongers and they're closer to Jesus.
The Jews say screw Jesus, nice guy but we'd rather worship God while you fools burn in hell.
The Scientologists... Yeah. I won't go there.
Oh, and let's not forget the endless number of Christian denominations that are the only 'real' Christians.
4/3/2011 7:27:00 AM
There are over 38,000 Christian denominations and thus over 38,000 True Christianities™, whose versions of Christ would scarcely recognize one another. Then again, as a cradle Catholic, I have to agree with him on Catholicism and Bible study.
4/3/2011 7:28:46 AM
Behold; the glorious return of FACT
4/3/2011 7:33:10 AM
What a load of horse shit!
People like you turned in Jews under the Nazi regime in droves. People like you even ran the gas chambers and crematoriums, claiming to be doing the work of the Almighty all the while.
4/3/2011 7:46:38 AM
Think or GTFO
One thing I have learned when it comes to defining what Christianity is, is that you can believe nearly anything, but as long as you say you're a Christian, you're a Christian. That's pretty much the only requirement.
4/3/2011 7:47:39 AM
Ask any believing christian: They are all "true christians".
ALL of them! No exceptions!!
4/3/2011 8:03:10 AM
Don't want to get into any sort of comment on who's version of Christianity is best, because I adhere to one of the really silly ones. But:
Quite a lot of Palestinians are Christians, and (by definition) Israeli Jews aren't. I have friends from both sides and don't want to get into this here, but still think:
If you are a fundamentalist Christian shouldn't you be supporting Christian Palestinians rather than Jewish Israelis?
4/3/2011 8:22:10 AM
"It shows from a few of these comments from Latinos that they do NOT have a real personal living relationship with Jesus Christ!"
So you have personally interviewed the millions of Latinos alive, and you individually assessed whether every single one of them had an adequate relationship with Jesus?
"This report is on the MAJORITY, not those Latinos YOU know."
Nice try at a cop out, but you still wouldn't even know that much unless you personally assessed all of them, jackass. Eres un tonto; cierra la boca, por favor.
4/3/2011 8:25:26 AM
And if you were born Catholic, you'd be saying nasty things about Protestants. I love the notion of being specially selected by God when it's all about where you're born.
4/3/2011 8:39:54 AM
Ah, i see a new fundie fight. I think we need more of them.
4/3/2011 8:45:58 AM
In a theocracy this is the kind of hate talk that would start a pogrom. Just what Jesus wants - human deaths. Let's call such by its true name, human sacrifices to appease the TRUE CHRISTIAN god.
These are the sort that want a theocracy in the US.
4/3/2011 8:47:00 AM
Adrian"It shows from a few of these comments from Latinos that they do NOT have a real personal living relationship with Jesus Christ! This report is on the MAJORITY, not those Latinos YOU know. Most Latinos are catholic, and they know NOTHING about true Christianity! I have met Latinos who SUPPORT Israel, but most Latinos would turn in a Jew and have them arrested if a socialist leader told them to. This is a FACT! Now, I am a TRUE CHRISTIAN who studies God's Word, unlike millions of Latino catholics who are taught to not study the Bible for themselves, because if they do it without a priest leading them that they will fall into evil beliefs."
4/3/2011 9:11:36 AM
Of course, as Catholics and Protestants are essentially, equally deluded, I don't see that your point matters.
4/3/2011 9:19:06 AM
I know quite a few Latinos. They are nice people. Catholics are Christians and there is nothing you can do about it, Mickey. You are both fundie and a racist. You are a cunt.
4/3/2011 9:26:24 AM
If you studied the Bible, you would have noticed you're violating something Jesus went out of His way to emphasize again and again -- not to brag about your own faith and not to sweat others'.
I imagine this guy explaining to the many people in his social circle who take offense: "Oh but not YOU. You're one of the GOOD ones."
4/3/2011 9:29:15 AM
As bad as it is, it's made worse by the fact that this fool "liked" his/her own comment. Twice. Once with Mickey Smith and once with JESUSISGODTV.
4/3/2011 10:06:40 AM
The babble's not even very good fiction. Too many internal inconsistencies.
4/3/2011 10:09:43 AM
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.
"but most Latinos would turn in a Jew and have them arrested if a socialist leader told them to"
You would do the same with them if a theocratist tells you so.
"Most Latinos are catholic, and they know NOTHING about true Christianity"
Really? Catholicism is way more old than any other Xtian sect, and as a former catholic and based on your bigotry I conclude that all Protestants are douchebags (see what I did there?). Catholics on the other hand do way more things other than "believe in Jesus" to get to heaven, something you idiots are fully and openly against. I gotta go. I'm gonna blow up a children's hospital or rape a woman or kill a baby. After all, all I have to do is believe in Jebus and I'll get to heaven!
4/3/2011 10:21:55 AM
Because we all know that being a true Christian (tm) means voting Republican and supporting Israel, and forcing theology on everyone.
4/3/2011 10:46:20 AM
4/3/2011 10:55:37 AM
BUT HERE'S THE THING that's wrong, you ARE A DUMBASS WHO MAKES SWEEPING GENERALIZATIONS AND thinks CERTAIN beliefs are for whatever reason inferior to YOUR OWN, even though THEY SHARE THE SAME OUTLOOKS ON ALMOST everything.
4/3/2011 10:58:06 AM
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