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I start to wonder though, how many of homosexuals are among the entire humanity. That research assumes a 2% value, seeing as several of you constantly starting to expose yourself as gays, I now think there are up to 20% homos around. Yes, soon the traditional family will turn into minority, if not already.

vesperbot, Armor Games Community 60 Comments [4/6/2011 4:29:30 AM]
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Graveluster

I, for one, welcome our new homo overlords. Better than the fundies, for sure.

4/6/2011 4:32:20 AM



Happy families > "traditional" families

4/6/2011 4:39:36 AM

arctic knight

Ah yes, some people in the world being gay will destroy your marriage and family. If your marriage/family is that fragile, another person's sexuality is the least of your problems.

4/6/2011 4:44:48 AM

Mister Spak

I wonder how many of homosexuals are amoung the entire homophobic fundies. I now think there are up to 80% homos around.

4/6/2011 5:01:25 AM

Canadia

I am the having a time of hardness read this quote, but think it do be incredibly stupidity from me understanded limiting.

4/6/2011 5:04:46 AM

dionysus

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

4/6/2011 5:27:02 AM

Mister Spak

Dionysis:

Borg assimilate. Homos recruit, because they can't reproduce.

4/6/2011 5:41:43 AM

Pule Thamex

Homo fundimentalis retardensis are in deep shit because they are being superseded by Homo homo homo.

4/6/2011 5:48:49 AM

Anon2

Just a hint, "vesperbot": Faulty extrapolation of perceived "trends" has bankrupted countless wannabe stock traders...

And it was already mentioned: Liberal families are usually much more happy and harmonious than conservative, "traditional" families. Conservative families are mainly occupied with conforming and keeping a nice facade to the outside, while liberal families do things like respecting each other, listening to each other, discussing problems instead of "I am the head of the family!", and countless things more.

4/6/2011 5:49:31 AM

meh

at least you "all American traditional families" will be FABULOUS!!!

on a serious note paranoid delusional much??

4/6/2011 5:50:39 AM

dionysus

@Mister Spak

Oh, you're right. So that's why they're always after fundie's children.

4/6/2011 5:52:51 AM

Phed

Psychologists call this 'projection', don't they?

(e.g. 'Most people steal from the office! Everyone pees in the pool! The majority of people cheat on their taxes!)

4/6/2011 5:57:12 AM

meh

at least you "all American traditional families" will be FABULOUS!!!

on a serious note paranoid delusional much??

4/6/2011 6:06:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

So are gays the new boogeyman? It used to be commies, then the Soviet Union fell, then it was Muslim terrorists trying to take over the country and institute sharia law, now it's the gays trying to get everyone to turn gay.

4/6/2011 6:06:47 AM

Fundies Make Me Sick

If by, traditional, you mean the nuclear family, that's been gone for decades and homosexuality had nothing to do with it.

4/6/2011 6:14:54 AM



Homosexuality is a danger to the traditional family? Ha! I've a coworker and friend who is strongly considering divorcing her husband, not because she (or her husband, for that matter) is gay (they're not) but because he's gone from run-of-the-mill christian (like her) to hardline conservative bible-thumper and started treating her like the bible says he should -- like shit.

4/6/2011 6:37:28 AM

Mudak

You mean the traditional families like where a man was free to have as many wives as he wanted (and then a few concubines as well)? That's been gone for ages....

4/6/2011 6:40:20 AM

Zeus Almighty

I know vesperbot,* I'm getting tired of them damn homo-gays ringing my doorbell every Saturday and wanting to come inside and read to me from the "Book of Interior Decorating" and telling me that I'm sinning by living in my state of heterosexuality and separation from the Great Cock in the Sky. And always inviting me to join them for their twice-on-Sunday orgies.

* At least he got the "bot" part right.

4/6/2011 6:51:58 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You fail statistics forever.

4/6/2011 7:15:41 AM

Passerby

Is this the 'traditional' family with the single working parent most likely suffering under the harsh judment of their neighbours?

Is this the 'traditional' family with an overbearing father that slaps his wife when she speaks out of turn?

Is this the 'traditional' family with 6 or more kids? (Wealthy Old South status symbol. Everywhere else, a struggle to get by.)

Is this the 'traditional' family where boys follow their fathers, girls are married off at 14, and wives stay in the kitchen no exceptions?

Is this the 'traditional' family of always single-race parentage, preferably in their own cozy part of town away from others outside their enthnicity?

Is this the 'traditional' family that will disown children that have religious differences?

Is this the 'traditional' family that moved on with the damned times and no longer thinks it's the early 1950's?

Or is this the traditional family with parents and children, natural or adopted, that they will love and cherish and do their best to give them a future in this world?

If it's the last two, then you have nothing to worry about so long as people like you stay the hell away from them.

4/6/2011 7:16:20 AM

Swede

Actually, the "traditional family" is kinda turning into a minority over here, among people under 40 or so.
People don't feel the NEED to marry any more; they marry if they want to, or just live together for ages.
People have children out of wedlock all the time, I've been to quite a few marriages where the children of the bride and groom have been flowergirls or -boys.

But none of that has anything to do with homosexuals, and much more to do with our co-habitation laws, that are almost as good as marriage laws. And that The Church has lost its power over people.

4/6/2011 7:34:40 AM

NoriMori

Unless we suffer a huge genetic drift, such as through a catastrophe where most of the survivors are homosexuals, I can't foresee opposite-sex couples EVER being in the minority. And even if that happens, gay people — as you all often like to boast — don't reproduce as much as straight people, and the ones that do, don't generally beget gay children, so the gay population would likely return to its current percentage within several generations. You fail epically!

4/6/2011 7:37:32 AM

Raised by Horses

Hi. You fail statistics forever. That is all.

4/6/2011 7:45:41 AM

freako104

If homosexuals destroyed your marriage, it is likely because you were gay or because your family didn't want to be near somebody so hateful.

4/6/2011 8:40:26 AM

TGRwulf

How the fuck is 80% a minority?!

4/6/2011 8:50:30 AM
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