To take away and believe that God is male and female is not good. God wants to be known as a masculine all powerful being, not a soft and omnigender being.Duane, your statement borders on serious misinterpretation and lowering of Gods image.
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The most dangerous creature in the world is a mother guarding her offspring, regardless of species.
Women choose to have babies even though they know how they are born; like pressing a grape fruit through an opening the size of a clementine, and they know that it might take several days of pressing, before the kid is out.
Who was the softie, again? And how is God's image lower if it's also female? Wanna explain that to the female Russian hammer throwing team?
When God made man, she was only joking.
"God wants to be known as a masculine all powerful being, not a soft and omnigender being.Duane, your statement borders on serious misinterpretation and lowering of Gods image."
You clearly haven't seen the film "Dogma".
Alanis Morrissette as God. Ironic.
...I'll get my coat.
G0d is a woman. I know. because she made a first sea too salty then improved with practice. My proof? Just google "Dead sea".
Hey, makes as much sense as the book called Holly Bible.
First, men aren´t all powerful beings. And second, if we´re made to his image................yes, you got the image.
1. Men are NOT all-powerful, you sexist pig!
2. If God is all male, then that would mean that only men were created in His image. In whose image was woman created?
It makes much more sense to believe that because woman was ALSO created in God's image, that God is also female.
3. Try telling any strong woman that she is soft, I dare you!
I will be laughing when this misogynist gets to Heaven and finds that there is a Female among the Godhead (Sophia) and has to answer to Her for the slander he's generated.
Indeed you are a Bad fish!
The evidence is quite clear that Jesus was, in fact, a woman.
1) She had 12 men hanging around her who hung on her ever word but were clueless about what she was saying
2) She was once called on to feed 5,000 people, and she did it with just a few loaves and fishes
3) Even after she was dead she still had to get up and go to work
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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