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We can dig deeper, wider, we can top the OP about the pyramids being built by dinosaurs.

Quote# 80525

The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission. Satan has many powers and could have helped the Egyptians, it's not beyond possibility.

Remember what happened to those who first disturbed the tomb of Tutankhamen. The evil spirits were unleashed upon them.

There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality. Read the bible and perhaps clarity on the point can be interpreted.

Tools, CARM 82 Comments [4/9/2011 3:11:05 AM]
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#1276843
Flah

Ah, the curse of Tutankhamen. Indeed, every single person who was there when the tomb was opened a century ago is dead now. Coincidence? I think not!

4/9/2011 8:07:49 AM

#1276851


I bet even a certain Kent would hate you

4/9/2011 8:36:00 AM

#1276852
anti-nonsense

because apparently Satan has nothing better to do then help people build evil pyramids.

4/9/2011 8:36:23 AM

#1276853
towey

pills

4/9/2011 8:42:20 AM

#1276855
I read about the afterlife

The bible does not mention skyscrapers so they were built without God's peromision.

4/9/2011 9:03:56 AM

#1276856
The Lazy One

Wow, the weirdest theory I'd ever heard about the Pyramids were them being built by aliens and not the Egyptians.

And computers aren't mentioned in the Bible either- were they built without God's permission? And if so, then why are you using one?

4/9/2011 9:07:49 AM

#1276859
jas43

extra fail sauce

4/9/2011 9:13:32 AM

#1276862
TheJebusFire

[The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission.]

The bible doesn't mention Tools either.

4/9/2011 9:16:22 AM

#1276872
Frank

"The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission."

It doesn't mention the house you're living in either. You are living in the house of evil you spawn of Satan!!

4/9/2011 9:20:05 AM

#1276881
aaa

I am fairly sure blaming a nasty strain of spores on evil spirits will give you some ground.

4/9/2011 9:48:34 AM

#1276885
Anon-e-moose

"The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission."

The Bible does not mention the USA, therefore you fundies have no right to exist.

I love the smell of annihilated arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.

4/9/2011 10:07:41 AM

#1276889
Brendan Rizzo

I remember that someone brought up this quote in the discussion about the dinosaurs quote to demonstrate the stupidity of these fundies. I am not surprised that this has been quoted in its own right. I'm surprised that there are still people ignorant of the fact that the so-called "Curse of the Mummy's Tomb" was entirely manufactured by the media. Most of the mysterious deaths were due to infections from bacteria that had survived in the sealed environment of the tomb and had mutated in their isolation (evolution in action, folks) and the others were just coincidence. Besides, it's not very Christian to think that pagan religions have any power or effectiveness anyway.

4/9/2011 10:23:09 AM

#1276893
dionysus

Why are you using the internet? That wasn't written in the Bible. Heretic!

4/9/2011 10:35:11 AM

#1276899
AuraTwilight

You're not mentioned in the Bible, so you exist without God's permission. He doesn't love you.

4/9/2011 10:48:58 AM

#1276907


Remember what happened to those who first disturbed the tomb of Tutankhamen.
Two random guys who helped dig the tomb died from sheer random fuckery during the dig. The guys who lead the expedition lived long fruitful lives.

Read the bible and perhaps clarity on the point can be interpreted.
The Bible is the last place on Earth I would go for clarity on anything.

4/9/2011 11:10:32 AM

#1276911


The unbridled stupidity of your post is staggering, Tools.
Just out of curiosity, did you ask god for permission to build your home?

4/9/2011 11:15:18 AM

#1276919
Justanotheratheist

They were built without god's permission, but in all these thousands of years he has never bothered to show who's boss by flicking a finger and reducing them all to a pile of smouldering rubble.

4/9/2011 11:41:18 AM

#1276930
musicalbookworm

Tools, dear, I know that micro-organisms and mold are difficult concepts for you. I'll try to keep it simple. Icky things grow on objects or documents that are stored in less than desirable conditions for long periods of time. This was not understood so well at the time of the discovery of Tut's tomb. It is now, that is why N 95 respirators and disposable coveralls are stored with my conservation supplies. That is why I wore gloves, and apron and an N 95 and opened the boxes outside when I got a shipment of books that I know had been stored in a garage for about 20 years. (amazingly, no mold or rat poop...) A friend of mine was not cautious when going through papers that had been shut in a vault four a number of years. The pretty mold she found gave her a very ugly lung infection. So you see, no supernatural explanation needed.

4/9/2011 12:09:08 PM

#1276931
Old Viking

Although there was nothing at all unusual in the pattern of deaths among the tomb discoverers, your observation about the role of Satan is noted. Uh, what was it, again, that Satan wanted pyramids for?

4/9/2011 12:10:06 PM

#1276941
SpukiKitty

Waddamittit! I thought it was dinosaurs! MAKE UP YOUR MIIIIIINNNNNDDSSSS, FUNDIES!

Perhaps Fundies think Dinos are Devils, that would explain so much!

Sounds like a cool idea for a cheesy horror/sci-fi flick!

I GOT IT! A PLOT FOR A SCI-FI ('SyFy' or whatever the heck it's calling itself this week...next week it'll be 'Fred') CHANNEL CHEEZEFEST!

4/9/2011 12:40:11 PM

#1276942
graciela

Perhaps Satan used demon possessed dinosaurs to build the pyramids. That would make more sense than actual people building something.

4/9/2011 12:41:24 PM

#1276953
Jezebel's Evil Sister

To find out why Satan helped the Egyptians build the pyramids, send $69.95 + $4.99 S&H to:

Jezebel's Evil Sister, Inc.
PO Box 666
Devil's Left Buttcheek, NJ 20100

4/9/2011 1:04:58 PM

#1276964
SpukiKitty

"SODOMY NAZI SATAN'S DEMON DINOS WITH ATOMIC FLAMETHROWING VAGINAS!"...Next on FRED TV!

4/9/2011 2:18:58 PM

#1276984
Brendan Rizzo

@ Jezebel's Evil Sister:

I know it was a joke, but no New Jersey ZIP code begins with the number 2. There just isn't enough verisimilitude here.

4/9/2011 3:24:58 PM

#1276994
Prager

"...it's not beyond possibility."

Yes, it is. As there almost probably is no Satan, then it is beyond possibility.

As to the Curse of King Tut... Oh, why bother.

4/9/2011 3:54:28 PM
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