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#1277004
HumMis1349
CARM? More like NARM, amirite?
4/9/2011 4:38:58 PM
#1277006
HumMis1349
CARM? More like NARM, amirite?
4/9/2011 5:12:06 PM
#1277015
Doubting Thomas
There was no curse of the tomb of Tutankhamen. Most likely, the reason people died from being inside the tomb was from poisonous microbes left behind from massive amounts of grain put into the tomb when King Tut died.
4/9/2011 6:28:11 PM
#1277024
Ebon
"The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission. Satan has many powers and could have helped the Egyptians, it's not beyond possibility."
As a Luciferian Satanist: Yes, that's entirely possible and feel free to avoid visiting Egypt for that reason.
"Remember what happened to those who first disturbed the tomb of Tutankhamen. The evil spirits were unleashed upon them"
No, they weren't. That's a myth.
"There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality. Read the bible and perhaps clarity on the point can be interpreted."
I have, several times. That's what made me a Satanist.
4/9/2011 7:04:51 PM
#1277033
His4Life
Freemasons too.... :-(
4/9/2011 7:52:53 PM
#1277035
emau99
There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality.
"so called reality"
This single sentence is perhaps the single most worthy of being WTFed than anything else I've ever read on this site.
4/9/2011 7:54:29 PM
#1277036
His4Life
Ebon, what is a Luciferian Satanist?
4/9/2011 7:54:53 PM
#1277040
Fedup
So called reality indeed
4/9/2011 8:12:58 PM
#1277052
WMDKitty
Not the sharpest tools in the shed, are we?
4/9/2011 9:24:32 PM
#1277087
SleepNeed
The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission. Satan has many powers and could have helped the Egyptians, it's not beyond possibility.
The bible also fails to mention (among other things) the US, the Internet, cars, computers and Canada. I could continue but we'd be here all day.
Remember what happened to those who first disturbed the tomb of Tutankhamen. The evil spirits were unleashed upon them.
The "curse" of King Tut was just a media story. Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy is not a documentary.
There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality. Read the bible and perhaps clarity on the point can be interpreted.
I have read the bible, it's what made me into an atheist.
4/10/2011 12:22:30 AM
#1277088
GigaGuess
The bible does not mention the Pyramids so they were built without God's permission.
So much for the whole omnipotence thing.
4/10/2011 12:24:53 AM
#1277091
Dubbleyew
Dude just look at the forum this was said in. That alone is pretty dumb in itself, if not a troll. It's in a thread titled "Did dinosaurs build the pyramids?"
4/10/2011 1:16:05 AM
#1277108
Raised by Horses
@His4Life
It's like a Yeshuian Christian, but in reverse.
4/10/2011 3:55:22 AM
#1277140
It doesn't mention computer either, and you're using it with delight.
4/10/2011 6:43:52 AM
#1277203
G.Fieendish
Re: SpunkiKitty's last comment but one
Well considering there's a satellite T.V Channel in the U.K called Dave,(It's companion + 1 timeshift channel is called Dave ja vu, incidentally...), maybe Fred would be a improvement, name wise for the former Sci-Fi Channel, given what it (Sy-fi pronounced Skiffy) apparently means in Polish, i.e it's rude...
4/10/2011 9:05:01 AM
#1277244
LadyJafaria
I'm starting to get racist/Orientalist vibes from these conspiracy theories. Can't people just believe Egyptians built their own goddamn pyramids? Give them a little credit guys.
4/10/2011 10:59:15 AM
#1277245
Brianisha
The stupid, it hurts.
4/10/2011 11:01:44 AM
#1277246
Brianisha
There is greater mystery in the hidden world than in so called reality
At least he admits he believes in a fantasy.
4/10/2011 11:07:04 AM
#1277297
SeekerLancer
This guy believes in anything.
4/10/2011 1:54:44 PM
#1277314
His4Life
What is a Yeshuian Christian? Not familiar with it.
4/10/2011 2:23:11 PM
#1277329
dionysus
@His4Life
Freemasons too.... :-(
I don't know why people mysticize the Freemasons so much and attribute just about every single action in the world to them. Sure they had a lot of influence and accomplished a number of things but so did just about every historically significant group. They may have been an important group of people but they were still just a group of people.
Ebon, what is a Luciferian Satanist?
From Wikipedia:
Luciferianism is a belief system that venerates the essential characteristics that are affixed to Lucifer, originally a name referring to the planet Venus when it rises ahead of the Sun.
Luciferianism is identified by some people as an auxiliary of Satanism, due to the popular identification of Lucifer with Satan. Some Luciferians accept this identification or consider Lucifer as the light bearer aspect of Satan. Others reject it, arguing that Lucifer is a more positive ideal than Satan.
Essentially, they believe either that Lucifer is not Satan but instead is a bearer of light or that Lucifer is the good guy with Yahweh being the Demiurge.
4/10/2011 3:51:32 PM
#1277332
Angua
@ His4Life:
I'm not really familiar with the different types of Satanism. As far as I can tell, Luciferian Satanism is a type of Theistic Satanism (as opposed to something like LaVeyan Satanism). I think Dionysus answered this question fairly well. Given that I'm not a Satanist and know very little about Satanism and it's various forms, I don't think I'm qualified to say anymore about Luciferian Satanism.
"Yeshua" is an alternate transliteration of the name "Jesus", which is itself a later form of the name "Yehoshua" or "Joshua" (a bit like "Mary" is a later form of the name "Miriam"). We get the name "Jesus" from the original Aramaic/Hebrew transcribed through Greek and then transcribed through Latin to English. We get the name "Yeshua" from a more direct route of simply transliterating the Hebrew/Aramaic name straight into English in order to get something closer to the original translation.
Although I'm not entirely sure what Raised by Horses meant by "Yeshuan Christian", I'd guess that Raised by Horses means a Christian that believes in the divinity of Jesus.
4/10/2011 4:07:52 PM
#1277341
Nowonmai
Those who died after entering Tutankhamen's tomb died of toxins in the tomb. There was no 'evil spirits', unless you are admitting that the Egyptian Gods and their curses work?
4/10/2011 4:54:04 PM
#1277342
Selkie
Now I'm confused. I thought the dinosaurs were used to build the pyramids. Now Satan is involved? Or is it Satan using the dinosaurs to build the pyramids?
Unraveling fundie logic is too hard. Think I'll crack a bottle of prosecco instead.
4/10/2011 4:57:05 PM
#1277343
This doesn't beat the leviathon quote in sheer wtf factor, but it's close
4/10/2011 5:11:25 PM
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